"Is this a pirate?" the ask.
"He's a pirate? You're kidding!" I always hear that.
But do they know me?
Do they know my story?
My life?
No! They don't know anything.
Anything about me.
Anything about being a pirate.
You know… I'm a real pirate.
I always escape alive.
And they?
They are always caught and killed.
And me?
The pirate that isn't a pirate?
I'm here.
Always alive.
Never caught.
Never dead.
Why?
Because I'm Capitan Jack Sparrow.
