A/N: In the Sailor Moon dimension, the sailor scouts are fighting against the amazon trio. We
hear Ami's point of view. In DBZ, the group is on Namek, including Goku. We hear Vegeta's
point of view.

Disclaimers: Don't own them, don't sue me, k?


Crystal Tokyo: "Shine...Aqua...Illusion!" The monster reflects my attack with ease. Dammit,
why am I so weak anyways? "Aiyaiyaiyaiyaiiiiiiiii!!" Sailor Moon is screaming her head off
again. God, she makes a perfect blond. Sometimes I wonder why the rest of us scouts are here...I
mean, come on. She's the only one with the power to kill these ugly...whatever they are. And
she's got a boyfriend, who'll be her future husband, and that pink-haired kid of hers, Rini, from
the future. All I'm good for is standing around shooting off attacks that don't work. "AAAA!!"
At least my screams aren't as pathetic as Sailor Moon's. "Let's juggle! Juggle, juggle I love to
juggle! Juggle juggle I love to juggle!" Crap! This freak is throwing flaming....aaaaaaaahhh!

Namek: "Now, watch this attack closely, cuz you're only gonna see it once." What an idiot that
Rekuum is. Kakarotto is much stronger than before...he'll take him with ease. Dammit, why
does that 3rd class baka always manage to surpass me? He might even...he might even be a super
saiyan! It's not fair! I'm the one with the royal blood to give me the strength to become a super
saiyan! It's ludacris! 2 years ago he didn't even know his own race, and now he's found the
golden fleece of our existence. Then again, maybe not...I'll have to see.
"REKUUUUUUM.....BWAAAAAA!!" The orange-headed giant-freak is using his
attack...WHAT? How the hell did he do that? He just stopped him with one punch! He's
unconscious on the ground now...how could anyone be that strong? Of course, he was an idiot to
give me a senzu bean...why the hell does he keep saving me? Probably to keep shoving in my
face that he's stronger than me, that's all. "We're not intimidated by you!" "Yeah, you're
nothing but a pansy!" Jeice and Burter...let's see if Kakarotto can handle these two. "Hey baldy!"
I yell. "What?" He looks confused. He should be. I never talk to him without a good reason, like
say I want to kill him. "The truce is over now." "Fine." Kakarotto's kid looks prety pissed off.
He can't hurt me, but when he's pissed off he gets really powerful. "So this is the fucking thanks
we get for saving your ass?" "In case you didn't notice, BRAT, I happened to save both yours
and baldy's assses already. So don't start bitching about no truce. We're even, end of story."
God, I didn't even know the kid could swear.

Crystal Tokyo: "Moon...gorgeous....meditation!!" "Aaaaaah nooo!" The freak turns into a
shadow and disappears into a cloud of dust like it always does. Sailor Moon and Sailor Mini
Moon go help the victim, and Sailor Mars comes over to me. " Mercury, what's wrong? You
look pissed off." "I'm fine, I just hate what that creep over there is doing to all those poor girls."
A lie, of course, I don't give a damn about much anymore, but I fake a smile and Mars seems to
believe it. The weird cross-dresser guy with red hair that looks like he fell into a jug of Kool-Aid
creates a black portal and disappears through it.

"Hey good job, guys! I gotta go home now, never enough time to study!" I walk home and
realize-there's one thing Serena doesn't have-brains. But she does have courage...and heart.
Lately I think my heart has frozen over, become as cold as the useless attacks I throw at enemies.
My bubbles are probably the most useful things I have. As for studying, another lie. My grades
are slipping, I don't care anymore. What's the point of it all? Life has no meaning for me
anymore. Not without love. All the others have experience with love, why can't I? Jesus, I need
sleep. I'm so tired. I walk through the door. "Hi Ami!" "Hey Dad." "Where've you been,
sweetie?" "Oh, out at the library studying." "Okay then, nice to see you're so into academics."
"Yeah, I'm going to bed now." "This early??" "I'm really tired." "Are you sure you don't want a
snack first?" That's my mom for you. Always worried I'm not getting enough to eat. Of course,
when you hang around Serena as much as I do, I'm not surprised she's worried. "I'm not hungry.
Goodnight." "Goodnight Ami." They care so much about me, yet I don't feel guilty about all the
lies I tell them day in and day out. That's all life is to me now, lies, lies lies. Lies and jealousy. I
wish someone knew how I felt....I wish a GUY knew how I felt...

Namek: Damn that Kakarotto. He finished off Burter with ease...but he doesn't kill them. What a
fool! Doesn't he realize they are never going to have a change of heart? Guess not. Even now
he's saying to Jeice that he'll let him go free if he doesn't hurt anyone. Jeice is shitting his pants
right about now, I'll bet. He looks so confused and scared...that doesn't happen often. If only I
had a camera. The once 'ladies man' has been reduced to a quivering red squirrel with a white
mane. Ha. He deserves it. I mean the only reason the girls on deck slept with him is because
they had to...they knew they'd be killed otherwise. Or because he'd rape the women on the
planets he conquered. However, I...I would never rape anyone after what happened to me...I miss
Tasaia. She was the only person who ever cared for me...dammit, I have to forget her! Freeza
killed her years ago. I loved her, he knew it, so he killed her and shoved it in my face. We had
slept together-her choice actually. I know I'm good looking, but I never thought she'd be the
one...her orchid hair that reached her waist, her kickbutt dispostion that turned me on....Aaaargh!
I have to forget her, and that other girl on that one planet...no, no NO! I have to- shit. Kakarotto
and the midgets are making a plan.