WOW so i haven't written any harry potter in FOREVER. i miss it! so i was studying for my russian lit final and it suddenly occured to me that i hate it when people mix up "famous" and "infamous". then this popped into my head and then i wrote it. it's short, only 125 words and probably the shortest thing i've ever written, but enjoy. :)

timeline is a few years after dh; they're married, but no kids yet.

edit: wow i realized that my first summary was retarded ("Ron claims he's infamy"?) and everyone on my author alert is probably like "umm... wow what a boofhead i'm unsunscribing." anyhow i fixed it so yeah sorry 'bout that.


"Because I'm infamous," said Ron, in response to something Hermione had said.

They were in the bedroom getting ready for some fancy reception, Ron pulling at the collar of his dress robes and Hermione next to him putting in her earrings.

"No you're not," she said, her head tilted towards him as she struggled with the back of one of her earrings. "You're famous. You're only infamous if you're famous for doing something bad."

Ron grinned down at her. "Like naughty?"

She rolled her eyes, turning her head away from him and starting to put in the other earring.

But he lowered his mouth to her ear, and started to pull her towards the bed, whispering, "I can be infamous."