Iron Chef: Legaia

Episode One: And So It Begins...

Noa: Now is the time to finish this, Vahn! (Pulls out knife-bladey things)

Vahn: You shall not win! (Draws out his pair of knife-bladey things)

Gala: NOOOOOO! DON'T RESORT TO VIOLENCE! (Runs off crying)

Cort: Okay, start the duel on 3...2...1...GO!

Vahn: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Lunges towards Noa)

Noa: HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Lunges towards Vahn)

(Suddenly a table appears with a ton of raw ingredients and they start cooking)

Cort: AND THE IRON CHEF LEGAIA TOURNAMENT HAS STARTED! WHO WILL WIN... Will it be Noa, our super fast chinese food specialist, or will it be Vahn, our all american specialist? We'll find out soon. Let's introduce the judging panel!

Gala: Hi, I'm Gala and-

Vahn: CURSE YOU GALA! GET DOWN HERE! YOUR MY CRAPPING ASSISTANT!

Gala: Oh...right...(runs off to help Vahn)

Cort: Okay, as I was saying, let's introduce our panel of judges...

Puera: I gots peanut butter stuck in my nose! IT BURNSES!

Cort: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM OUR SHOW! REMEMBER THE RESTRAINING ORDER? (Holds up the paper with the restraining order on it)

Puera: Mmmmm...PAPER! (Eats paper)

Cort: dangit... well, lets cut to a commercial break...

Puera: Ooooooo, a break? YAY! (Breaks Cort's arm)

Cort: Crap! (Runs after Puera with a steak knife)

Anouncer: And Legaian Iron Chef will return in a moment. This show was brought to you in part by... FROSTED FREEDS! They're more than cool, they're FREEZE'N!