A short story about Mort Rainey
Insanely Written
A Few Weeks after the he killed his wife
Mort Rainey
I'm not crazy
I know I'm not
At least that's what I think
That damn John Shooter just had to come into my life
Mort's conscience
You are crazy
You are insane
You know you are
You are that damned John Shooter
You ruined your life
You are insane
John Shooter
Your not insane
I'm not insane
... No
WE are insane
You and I are both insane
Mort Rainey
No stop
Mort's conscience
But it's true you did kill them you did
Don't deny it
You know it I know it hell Shooter knows it
You killed your wife you are John Shooter
YOU are a killer!
Shooter/ Mort
I am a killer
But that's all I truly am
A killer
Mort Rainey
No I didn't
I couldn't
Shooter did it
Not me it was Shooter
Mort's conscience
Ahhh but you are Shooter
John Shooter
You know you should listen to that guy more often
You are ME... Ahh but no better yet YOU made me
Don't you remember this conversation from just a few weeks ago
Honestly.
Mort Rainey
Uggg I am crazy
(Mort started to write a list of reasons why he's insane)
1 killed my EX wife
2 killed her lover
3 killed my dog
4 I talk to a pure fiction character that has murdered my wife or has made me murdered my wife and everyone else ( I still don't understand what the little John Shooter and Mort voices are telling me)
5 I talk to myself
6 I have a strange obsession of corn
7 (and I never understood why I did this) I sleep on my couch more than my bed
8 I'm 30 years old and I have braces
9 why the hell did I kill them with a shovel and screw driver
10 ummmm I'm just plan out insane
Mort's conscience
Thinking: finally he admits it uggg my turn:
(Mort's conscience starts to think of a list of why Mort and himself are insane)
1 he just doesn't understand he created John shooter
2 I try to help a hopeless man such as myself stay sane when he's lost it around 6 months ago
3 I don't even know why I'm here
4 ehh I don't feel like doing this I'm leaving
Mort Rainey (sees his conscience leaving)
Hey were you going
(his conscience just ignores him)
Fine I don't need you I got Shooter
(Cracks jaw)
(Sees John again)
Why are you here again?
John Shooter
Ehhh I got bored
(John starts to think of a list of why this entire movie and my story are insane)
1 So am I real or not cause I have no idea
2Why the hell did I, I mean "we" kill the dog really how did he tie in with all this
3 I'm just gonna say this Stephen King is just plainly insane
4 Why the hell Freddy Krueger's girl (me) writing this piece of shit it is pointless
FreddyKrueger'sgirl
Hey wait a minute well first off I know it doesn't make scenes but the movie you guys are in doesn't make any sense at all the only reason I watched it is because Johnny Depp is so damned sexy and I like Stephen king stories and yes I know he's insane but that last statement was really dicky of you well it's true but still dicky
John Shooter
(Murmured) Ok now that she is done bitching to me I'll kill her
Johnny Depp
Nope no one is killing Rosa (ME)
Rosa
Thank you Johnny
Rosa/Mort/Mort Conscience/John Shooter/Johnny Depp
Wow I think we're all insane
Mort Rainey
(Wakes up suddenly causing him to fall off the couch)
Wow insane dream
Maybe Mort's right I do need a psychiatrist
Well that's my insanely written story I know my spelling is off and I know the movie was from 2004 but I finally got to see it and ya I wasn't making any sense at all with this story but it's insane :) R&R
