A short story about Mort Rainey

Insanely Written

A Few Weeks after the he killed his wife

Mort Rainey

I'm not crazy

I know I'm not

At least that's what I think

That damn John Shooter just had to come into my life

Mort's conscience

You are crazy

You are insane

You know you are

You are that damned John Shooter

You ruined your life

You are insane

John Shooter

Your not insane

I'm not insane

... No

WE are insane

You and I are both insane

Mort Rainey

No stop

Mort's conscience

But it's true you did kill them you did

Don't deny it

You know it I know it hell Shooter knows it

You killed your wife you are John Shooter

YOU are a killer!

Shooter/ Mort

I am a killer

But that's all I truly am

A killer

Mort Rainey

No I didn't

I couldn't

Shooter did it

Not me it was Shooter

Mort's conscience

Ahhh but you are Shooter

John Shooter

You know you should listen to that guy more often

You are ME... Ahh but no better yet YOU made me

Don't you remember this conversation from just a few weeks ago

Honestly.

Mort Rainey

Uggg I am crazy

(Mort started to write a list of reasons why he's insane)

1 killed my EX wife

2 killed her lover

3 killed my dog

4 I talk to a pure fiction character that has murdered my wife or has made me murdered my wife and everyone else ( I still don't understand what the little John Shooter and Mort voices are telling me)

5 I talk to myself

6 I have a strange obsession of corn

7 (and I never understood why I did this) I sleep on my couch more than my bed

8 I'm 30 years old and I have braces

9 why the hell did I kill them with a shovel and screw driver

10 ummmm I'm just plan out insane

Mort's conscience

Thinking: finally he admits it uggg my turn:

(Mort's conscience starts to think of a list of why Mort and himself are insane)

1 he just doesn't understand he created John shooter

2 I try to help a hopeless man such as myself stay sane when he's lost it around 6 months ago

3 I don't even know why I'm here

4 ehh I don't feel like doing this I'm leaving

Mort Rainey (sees his conscience leaving)

Hey were you going

(his conscience just ignores him)

Fine I don't need you I got Shooter

(Cracks jaw)

(Sees John again)

Why are you here again?

John Shooter

Ehhh I got bored

(John starts to think of a list of why this entire movie and my story are insane)

1 So am I real or not cause I have no idea

2Why the hell did I, I mean "we" kill the dog really how did he tie in with all this

3 I'm just gonna say this Stephen King is just plainly insane

4 Why the hell Freddy Krueger's girl (me) writing this piece of shit it is pointless

FreddyKrueger'sgirl

Hey wait a minute well first off I know it doesn't make scenes but the movie you guys are in doesn't make any sense at all the only reason I watched it is because Johnny Depp is so damned sexy and I like Stephen king stories and yes I know he's insane but that last statement was really dicky of you well it's true but still dicky

John Shooter

(Murmured) Ok now that she is done bitching to me I'll kill her

Johnny Depp

Nope no one is killing Rosa (ME)

Rosa

Thank you Johnny

Rosa/Mort/Mort Conscience/John Shooter/Johnny Depp

Wow I think we're all insane

Mort Rainey

(Wakes up suddenly causing him to fall off the couch)

Wow insane dream

Maybe Mort's right I do need a psychiatrist

Well that's my insanely written story I know my spelling is off and I know the movie was from 2004 but I finally got to see it and ya I wasn't making any sense at all with this story but it's insane :) R&R