If one could describe Jaune's day, they would call it 'completely and utterly shitty'. And this was because of a girl named Coco Adel.
Jaune grew up being famous, he was the four times champion of Vale; therefore, girls would sometimes throw themselves at the boy. Literally and figuratively. So Jaune came pretty immune to girls flirting with him. Therefore, he also came pretty immune to blushing. Even Yang couldn't make his face change colors.
Coco found out about his immunity and thought of a clever idea. The first one to make Jaune blush gets 1,000 yein. Every girl was in on this, especially team RWBY.
Team RWBY saw this as an opportunity, if they could make Jaune blush then that means he finds them attractive and will probably date them. So they were SO in on this contest. They all wanted to claim that ass, no matter the cost.
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Jaune woke one day in a somewhat good mood actually. It was a friday, which meant it was close to the weekend. He was going visit his family and was going to introduce them to his partner, Pyrrha Nikos. Pyrrha was a redheaded girl with a heart of gold. Sadly, Pyrrha was the worst fighter in their year. She barely had the fighting skills to attend Beacon, so Jaune decided to help her train.
Jaune stood from his bed, stretching and quickly got dressed. He stepped out of the bathroom to see his teammates finishing their dressing routine. Jaune walked towards the door and opened it. This was going to be a good day.
When the door opened, Jaune saw Beacon's bombshell, Yang, stretching…...with her rear end facing the door. Jaune just calmly stared at the blonde, before he sighed and shut the door. He started rubbing his head soothingly
"Is everything alright?" Pyrrha asked as she was finishing putting her shoes on.
Jaune sighed yet again. "Yeah, just I'm pretty sure it going to be a headache day." Jaune looked at the door, debating if he should just stay at home for the day. He was a straight A student, so it wouldn't harm him for missing one day. He decided against this, mostly because he didn't want to look weak in front of Yang, making her believe that her pose actually got a hormonal reaction out of him.
Jaune put a steel face on him and opened the door yet again. Yang was now in another pose, with her loose shirt now facing him so he could see some of her 'assets'. She had a flirtatious look on her. "Morning, Mr. Champ." She cooed. Jaune just looked at her without a hint of emotion.
"Morning Miss Xiao Long." He replied, eyes not even trying to wander down anywhere inappropriate. "Perhaps outside of my room isn't the best place for you to practice your yoga?"
Yang slightly gritted her teeth from the lack of reaction from the boy. 'God damn, how much restraint does this guy have?'
"Sorry, my team was sleeping and I didn't want to wake them with my yoga." Yang lied.
"That's interesting." Jaune started, rubbing his chin. "Class is about to start. Why are they sleeping?" Jaune asked, making Yang sweat nervously, unable to think of an excuse.
"By the way, your form needs to be worked on, it's terrible." Jaune told her, right before he left to get to class. Yang watched him go, slightly offended.
'My form doesn't suck…..does it?' Perhaps she should ask her team.
The door opened up again to show the rest of team JNPR. Nora noticed Yang on the ground. She rose an eyebrow and a smirked before asking, "Crashed and burn, huh?"
Yang just stood up and grumbled as she walked into her room.
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The day got slightly better in class. This is mostly because Pyrrha finally won her first match. It was against Cardin and it was a close fight. Pyrrha won though and Jaune couldn't have been more proud of her. He gave her a gentle squeeze on the shoulder and smiled. Then a certain Heiress interrupted their moment.
"Hello, Jaune." The boy turned to see Beacon's ice princess coming to sit next to the duo.
"Yes, Miss Schnee?" He asked. Weiss gave him a smile before she replied.
"So I have two tickets to the new Spruce Willis movie for tonight, and I wonder if you want to go with me?"
Jaune internally sighed, this wasn't the first time Weiss had asked him out. Although, this was the first time in a month she did. Jaune thought she finally got the message, he wondered what sparked her to try again. Maybe God was punishing Jaune. Maybe in an alternate universe he harassed Weiss nonstop, after rejection and rejection.
Jaune shook his head, getting that stupid thought out of his brain. "I thought you stopped trying to get a date with me, Miss Schnee." He told her, sitting back down in his seat.
"What? This isn't a date. This is just and outing between two friends."
Jaune raised his eyebrow, just friends? He looked and saw Nora talking to Ren. Nora was a huge Spruce Willis fan. He smirked.
Weiss's plan was foolproof. She's going to go on the 'non-date' with Jaune, and in the middle of the movie she's going to rest her head on his shoulder then tenderly rub his thigh. This will most definitely get a reaction out of him, she read it in one of those smut books Blake had. Those books don't lie, right?
"Just friends." Jaune asked with a smirk.
"YES." Weiss replied, internally cheering. 'IT'S WORKING, IT'S WORKING. HE'S GOING TO MINE.'
Jaune nodded his head. "Ok, well I'm not much of a Spruce Willis fan BUT." Jaune said the last word enthusiastically before turning towards Nora. "Hey Nora, come here." Nora was in their personal space in mere seconds.
"What you want Jauney?" She asked.
"It appears that Miss Schnee has two tickets to the new Spruce Willis movie for tonight and no friends to go with. What about you go with her?"
Weiss eyes widened. 'No, no no no no.'
Nora beamed, "Oh my God, really? I'll love to." She said, bouncing on her feet.
"Great," Jaune exclaimed, "now you have a friend to go with."
Weiss gritted her teeth. 'So close.'
"Thanks Jaune." She forced out.
"No problem, what are 'friends' for?" He said, making sure to say 'friends' more clearly than the other words. He then turned to Pyrrha and continued their conversation.
Weiss was internally sobbing. She turned to Nora to see her smiling. "What so funny?"
Nora took her hand and started to move it very slowly, she then made tires screeching sounds, before slamming her hand into her other hand, this was followed up by an explosion noise. Weiss just stared at her.
"S-shut up." She pouted.
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Lunch time rolled around and Jaune and his team decided to eat outside to avoid all the other girls. During the time span of first period and lunch, six more girls tried to made Jaune blush. After the 6th failed attempt, Jaune asked the girl what's the deal with everyone. That was when he learned about the bet. Damn it, Coco.
This isn't going to ruin his conversations with his team though.
"Seven sisters?" Pyrrha exclaimed, shocked upon hearing about Jaune's family. "You're lucky, I don't have any sibling."
Jaune chuckled and rubbed his neck. "Yea, but it can be pretty annoying sometimes, mostly because we only have one bathroom in the house." The team laughed together.
"Seven sister huh? Your parents must have been busy." Nora said, laughing afterwards.
"Yea, I guess you could say that." Jaune said. "I remember one time I accidentally walked in on them while they were…...in the process of making my sister Bleu." Nora let out a booming laugh, finding his slight misfortune humorous. Suddenly a voice interrupted them.
"Hey Jaune." They turned to see Blake…..only in her bikini.
For the tenth time that day Jaune sighed. 'Really, her too? We barely even speak with each other. I just recently found out her last name.'
"Hello Miss Belladonna, what are you doing out here dressed like that?"
Blake stared at him awkwardly, she was slightly ashamed of herself. She couldn't believe she was trying to do a stupid move like this, she was smarter than this.
Of course the illogical part of her brain really wanted that Arc ass soooo……..
"Just going out her for a tan." She then set a towel down next to them. "I hope I won't distract you guys."
"Nope." Jaune emotionlessly said. "We were actually about to leave, so if you excuse us we wi-"
"WAIT." Blake exclaimed, before quickly coughing, getting control over her voice. "W-will you-" she stopped, trying to force the embarrassing words out of her. "Will you rub sunscreen on my back." She then untied the back of her bikini, exposing her back.
Jaune gave her a blank look before sighing. 'Probably won't leave us alone unless I do this.' Jaune thought.
"You know what, sure."
This shocked Blake, he's really going to do it? Is she going to win?
Jaune crouched down, taking the sunscreen and started to apply it to her back. Jaune's face didn't get a tinge of red the entire time.
'Better up my game.' Blake thought.
Blake let out a low and somewhat erotic purr from his touches. This made Ren and even Pyrrha slightly blush, thinking they were intruding on something they shouldn't be.
Nora on the other hand was trying to hold in her laughter.
Jaune continued without blushing or letting his eyes wander. This upset Blake so she started to moan, loudly.
Pyrrha and Ren both looked away, clearly embarrassed. Nora was latched onto Ren, with her mouth on his arm to muffle her laughter. Meanwhile, Jaune didn't even flinched from this.
"And done." Jaune said, wiping off his hands and putting down the sunscreen. "By the way, you should maybe use some lotion. Your skin is rough as rocks." He then stood up and left with his team.
Right before they left, Nora turned to Blake and moved her hand up like a roller coaster ascending before descending quickly, this was followed by an explosion noise.
Blake stared at the retreating team before tying her bikini back up. She felt her skin, "Do I really feel dry?"
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School was finally over, and team JNPR were walking back to their dorm. Jaune was happy that day was done, it had completely exhausted him. He was also was happy that he was going home for the weekend so he could get a break from girls trying to make him blush.
Right before they enter their dorm a voice timidly called out. "H-hey Jaune." They turned to see Ruby peeking from her dorm room.
"Hey, Miss Rose." Replied Jaune. The other three were already in their dorm, leaving the two teens alone. "What do you want?" He asked. Of course he knew what she wanted. Thankfully this is Ruby, what the worst she could do?
Ruby stepped out of her room to reveal herself to be wearing black lingerie."W-w-what do you think?" She asked, voice cracking and stuttering.
'God, damn it.' Jaune thought to himself as he stared at the timid girl.
Jaune sighed, Ruby was hanging out with Yang too much. "Ruby, please put your clothes back on. We're in public."
"B-b-but" Ruby tried to reply before Jaune cut her off.
"Ruby, if the only way you could get a guy to notice you is by stripping, then he's not good for you." Jaune looked at her. She looked so embarrassed, he felt bad for the young reaper. She was most definitely out of her comfort zone, all because she was trying to seduce him. His big brother instincts kicked in.
"Look Ruby, you're a bright girl; a guy would be lucky to have you. But I'm not that guy. Ok?" He comfortingly asked. Ruby nodded slowly. "Now go back in there and get dressed." Jaune then went into his dorm.
The rest of team RWBY peaked their heads out of their dorm.
"How come he wasn't as nice to us?" Yang questioned.
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Team JNPR was on an airship to Jaune's home. Ren and Nora decided to join them, wanting to see how Jaune's family was like. They touched down at a small town and ordered a taxi to a farmhouse a few miles out of the town.
It was a fairly large house, with two stories and at least four rooms on the side they were looking at. An older woman was sitting on the porch with a blonde little girl in her arms. The girl couldn't be older than five. The woman saw the four kids and stood up, walking towards them and then hugged Jaune.
"There's my baby boy." She said, giving him a kiss on the cheek. Jaune laughed.
"Missed you to, Mom. Where's everyone else? I want to introduce them to the team."
"Oh, hold on." Jaune mother walked back onto the porch, before yelling into the door. "KIDS, DAVID, GET OUT HERE. JAUNE'S HOME."
Suddenly a wave of blonde locks came out of the house. There were six girls and a tall man with a beard. They all eyed Jaune's team.
Jaune decided to introduce his partner first. He slightly scooted Pyrrha forward. "Mom, Dad, sisters, this is my partner, Pyrrha Nikos.
Pyrrha gave them a quick polite bow. "Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you. Jaune was talking about you guys all day yesterday. He was very excited to get home."
One of the girls smirked, she had long blonde hair that was done in a braid, with the same blue eyes as Jaune's. She was obviously older than him, probably twenty years old. "Aww, did wittle bwother missed us."
Jaune chuckled. "Yeah yeah, I missed you guys." Jaune was about to introduce his other teammates until the little girl in Jaune's mother's arms spoke up.
"Is the pretty redhead your girlfriend?" She asked, before putting her thumb in her mouth.
It got deadly quiet, Pyrrha's face was pretty red.
'What, there's no way Jaune would go for someone like me. He's far out of my league.' The redhead thought to herself. Pyrrha's lack of self-confidence was the reason she never tried to flirt with Jaune. If he rejected girls like Team RWBY, then what kind of chance does she have?
She turned towards Jaune to see his reaction. She expected his usual stoic look when it was about girls, instead his face was even redder than Pyrrha's, matching the girl's hair. His mouth was agaped as he stared at his baby sister. He couldn't even speak, his brain actually short circuited. The arc family haven't seen his face like this for a while. He finally blushed. The impossible finally happened.
Nora started laughing as she pulled her scroll out.
"Holy crap, I gotta call Coco, your little sister just won 1,000 yien."
This is 100 percent impulse writing. I wrote this because there's a lot of 'Popular Girl falls for loser boy' stories, so I decided to make the opposite.I started on the 3rd installment of Devilish Charm. This chapter will be a prologue of the story, since a few people asked for me to write how Jaune and Pyrrha met. It should be out in a few days. Hope you enjoyed this oneshot and gave me ideas of arkos oneshots you want to see be written.
