~Draco= Harry's true love.

~Harry= super gay for draco.

~Ron=red wander

~Pansy=pants

~Hermione=book worm.

~Blaise= Ron's secret lover.


Doragon; Draco, Pansy, Ron~

UniKitty; Harry, Blaise, Hermione~ (UniKitty321 from Wattpad.)

*Beta: sushichunfe (Wattpad)


Book worm: So, Pansy, my darling, we need our drastic plan of Drarry to work!

Pants: I know, Hermione, but... How? They act like they hate each other...

Book worm: You know Draco's gay, and I know Harry's gay, they just need a push in the right direction.

Pants: You're right, I mean have you seen their names?!

Book worm: Yes! It's beautiful!

Pants: When we were talking earlier, Draco was asking me if I knew who it was.

Book worm: I have an idea!

Pants: What! What is it!

Book worm: Let's add this to the chat!We can include Blaise and Ron, too. Make them feel the Drarry!

Pants: I agree... Wait! Does Ron know Blaise's name?

Book worm: I don't know, I'm not his mother! Plus, does it matter?

Pants: Well... I don't want Ron freaking out...

Book worm: I think it'll be funny.

Pants: You're right, Hermione! It will be funny!


Adds the boys to chat


Ron's secret lover: Why was I added to this girl talk?

Red Wonder: I agree! Wait! W-what! Who the bloody hell are you!

Ron's secret lover: Depends, who are you?

Red Wonder: I'm Ron!

Ron's secret lover: Shit! Get me out of here!

Pants: Nope, we need your help...

Book worm: Yep, we need your two help with Drarry! So, you're not leaving Blaise.

Red Wander: BLAISE?!

Ron's secret lover: Ummm. Hi?

Red Wander: You... you... What the fuck!

Ron's secret lover: Okay, I'll change it for you. I Mean, I'm sorry!

Red Wonder: I'm not mad, I'm just confused...

Book worm: Why are you being so daft! He loves you!

Red Wonder: But... Why me? I mean, there's tons of people out there... How could someone love me...

Ron's secret lover: Because you're cute and funny, your hair's nice,and why the bloody hell not!

Red Wonder: O/O

Ron's secret lover: I'll take that as a good thing.

Pants: Ron? Say something...

Red Wonder: Uhh...Thanks B-blaise...

Book worm: As you can see, he is not good with the whole, flirting thing. Lol, he's staring at his phone blushing like a tomato.

Ron's secret lover: Aww. Cute! :-)

Red Wonder: Hermione!

Book worm: Oh come on! He called you cute! You should be thankful!

Ron's secret lover: So, Ron, how about a date? :)

Red Wonder: Tonight?

Ron's secret lover: If that is what you want.

Red Wonder: O-ok

Pants: Blaise! Change your name!


Blaise changes his name to Ron's obvious lover!


Ron's obvious lover: Yay! Ron meet me at the lake at 5!

Red Wonder: Ok!

Pants: Boys! Back to why we brought you here...

Book worm: Drarry, this is all about the Drarry! Not Blron!

Red Wonder: I... I don't even know what you're talking about!

Book worm: Blron is you, Ron + Blaise = Blron and we're supposed to be talking about Drarry, not you two!

Red Wonder: What's that?

Book worm: What do you mean 'What's that'!?

Red Wonder: what is Drarry? Hermione...?

Book worm: Drarry. Draco + Harry, and, yes, this is Hermione.

Red Wonder: Wait. Wait. Wait... you want to get Malfoy... and Harry together...

Book worm: Yes, Ron keep up.

Ron's obvious lover: Hmm. Draco and Harry. That may get Draco to shut up about how much he wants to shag him.

Red Wonder: WAIT! WHAT!

Ron's obvious lover: Well, he doesn't actually say it, but he goes on and on about Potter. I sit there like 'Just kiss him already'!

Book worm: One if us! One of us!

Pants: So, should we talk to them or stick them in a chat with one of us, but the person they're stuck with cannot talk to them...

Ron's obvious lover: Uhh...What?

Pants: Should we all talk to them, or make them talk alone...

Book worm: Let's all talk to them, so, we can witness the Drarry happen!

Red Wonder: Do me and Blaise HAVE to be there...

Book worm: Yes! You need to help your friends find their true love for each other!

Red Wonder: But, I have a date in 2 hours!

Book worm: So! You have two hours to help! Do you wanna help your friends Ron?

Red Wonder: Ugh! I'll give you an hour and a half!

Book worm: There's a good little Ron. You wanna treat? 😁😂

Red Wonder: Yes! Give me a cookie, I know you have some, they're right beside you!

Book worm: Fine here's a cookie. Don't eat too many, you do have a date.

Ron's obvious lover: Great! Now, I want a cookie! ️

Pants: Me, too! Thanks a lot, Ron!

Ron's obvious lover: I blame Hermione.

Book worm: You can get some at dinner, you children! Now let's add Draco and Harry, so we can make DRARRY happen!

Red Wonder: Why are we doing this, now, again?

Book worm: Because this book isn't about us four, it's about Drarry!

Pants: Uhhh... Book?

Book worm: Oh! Sorry, I didn't mean to crush the fourth wall.

Red Wonder: The Fourth wall? Hermione, are you alright?

Book work: I'm fine! Now let's add the gay lovers!

Red Wonder: But, we're already here!