Chapter 1: "Delinquent Punks"
Pairings: The pairings in this AU will be unique here
Summary: This new idea came up when I was excited on the KotoEli AU fanfic I'm going to work soon. This will be like a comedy/drama type AU involving my OC and the Soldier Game Trio. The main character of this story is my OC, Derek F. Westbrook dealing with a bunch of trouble making delinquents that are causing trouble and stirring up an all-out prank war against him. They are famous and notorious delinquent punks that consisting of Eli Ayase, Umi Sonoda, Maki Nishikino, Kotori Minami, and Nico Yazawa.
Word Count: 7,940K words
Note: The Soldier Game Trio being asshole snobs dressed in stylish clothes that with choker collars and piercings, giving off a real delinquent look, in their mid-20s (26-27 years old), tall as crazy (like in Soldiers of Honor AU, around 170-185 cm tall). My OC is Derek F. Westbrook(29 years old) who is an American living for a while in Japan to get out of the boring life in the United States(he is not ex-military though).Eli Ayase is the leader of the delinquent group consisting of herself, Umi Sonoda, Maki Nishikino, Kotori Minami, and Nico Yazawa. Height measurements: Derek Westbrook (190cm tall), Eli Ayase (180cm tall), Umi Sonoda (184cm tall), Maki Nishikino (176 cm tall), Kotori Minami (170cm tall), and Nico Yazawa (169cm tall). He wants a quiet life away from the bad memories of his early life but it won't be easy for him to left alone with the Soldier Gang trying to harass him for instigating a hostile fight with them.
Another Note: This one is set out completely different from my other AUs in the line of being the social everyday life and the Soldier Game Trio picks a fight with my OC who is living for a while in Japan as a normal resident, prompting him to defend himself in a form of trolling the crap out of them and retaliating back at them for their childish antics (mainly, he will always have a one-up on them). He is a nice person though a bit on the "don't care" attitude but he will troll the crap out of people like them in the same line like how Bugs Bunny does it to his enemies. He is a clever one. But there is a deep emotional story behind each of them. Can't have comedy without emotional pain behind it.
Otonokizaka is mentioned as a private academy for both boys and girls and all the characters are former students from there(excluding my OC) but the school will never be visited directly at all(only used a mention much) since the majority of the story takes place in the Akihabara district area much.
Characters Description: I have a link for this but this site won't allow me to post the proper link on this (ask for me on this or look for it on my bio)
Special Note: All the characters are bisexual and credit goes to a few people for this inspiration. Also the height measurement was NOT DONE by me; the idea came from another person (who deserves credit for this). I'm only using them to give the Soldier Game Trio a different height appearance to compensate for the fact that my fanfic OC is taller than the actual anime characters' height size and to correspond to the age I set for them in this AU
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Love Live or any of the materials used in this fanfic: only my imagination. Feel free to correct me and I will take responsibility of my actions. Don't take things here literally out of context if you feel that I'm copying someone else's idea which I'm not at all. Any questions you have, you can visit me at my Tumblr blog(It's on my profile's bio)
It was just a normal average day for Derek as he walks outside his home wearing his tank top shirt and pants while trying to get the morning newspaper. While walking towards the front gate and grabbing the paper; he looks and sees a familiar face on the other side of the wall is giggling at him and says good morning to him.
"Good morning, neighbor~" the purple hair girl calls out to him while giggling.
Mr. Westbrook is not your "typical" person or regular resident living in Japan but he is quite the oddball by some people who knows him. While he enjoys having peace and quiet to himself, he doesn't enjoy the silly teasing that his sexy neighbor does towards him. He groans and simply looks at her with an odd look without saying a word, knowing that he is about to get his daily dose of weird fortune -telling prediction from this girl. The girl simply smiles at him and teases him a bit.
"Hehe, I see that your sleep last night went well. Did someone make your night special or something?"
"I don't know whether or not you're being sarcastic or simply annoying me with dumb questions. However, I don't have time to deal with your jokes, Ms. Toujou. I'm a very man and I need to get started on my daily routine tasks for the day," he responded back without making any eye contact towards her at all.
"Aww, you're not fun at all," Nozomi puckers her lips in a pouty yet silly manner
"Don't do it that for fuck sakes. It's fucking weird, geez."
Anyways, shall I read your daily fortune for the day?" She teases him more
"Whatever, for god sakes," he feels already annoyed by her
Nozomi pulls out her tarot cards from her huge busty size chest and plays around with her cards for a bit to tease him a bit. She picks a card.
"Hmm, interesting now," she looks at the card she picked.
"What's interesting? Interesting at the fact you pull the same old shit card on me every fucking day of my life since I moved here and you find it interesting? Tell me something I don't know about instead of doing this typical fortune crap you throw at me every day." He scratches his head a bit before deciding on whether or not to ignore Nozomi's answer for his fortune.
"Well, your fortune for the day is actually different for once. Not the usual one that comes up always. I could tell you what it is if you're curious."
"Sure, whatever makes you happy? Go ahead and tell me then."
Nozomi looks at the card with curious yet worried look in her face. She has a feeling that the normal days that she enjoys much won't be the same once she tells him the truthful answer. However, she decides to tease him once more before she gives him his fortune.
"So then, how goes your love life these days? Or are you still going to be single for the rest of your life? " Nozomi giggles and smiles more.
"What the fuck is this? A fucking interrogation here on me? Just tell me my fortune so I can go back to my house and do my usual routine of the day."
"Hehe, okay, I get it. I won't pry anymore. I'll tell you your fortune." She looks at the card she picked out.
"Well, it seems like, your day is going to be different from today but…"
"But what now?"
"It looks like you will encounter something bad and odd when you least expect it. It will escalate into something terrible until it calms down."
"What the actual fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"I don't know. This is the first time the spirits have given me something like this. But you shouldn't worry about it as long as things go about the same way as usual." She smiles at him.
"Yeah right… I'm going to go back to my house now and ignore the fortune crap you gave me. Have a wonderful day, neighbor," he walks back to his house without looking back at Nozomi and shuts the door behind him.
"Such a cute guy but too bad, he doesn't want a special someone in his life and loves to play hard to get. He is a nice person but likes to stubborn sometimes. I wish I had someone like him in my life."
A raven hair girl with twin pigtails is walking around the Akihabara district area for what she appears to be looking for her friends around the area. She has a scowling look in her face because they were supposed to be where they agreed to meet up but it seems that they are running late for some reason. While she waits and looks around for any sign of them, two guys from the crowd are looking at her with excitement and curiosity. They wonder if this girl is lost or looking for a good time. One of them walks up to her and tries to talk to her.
"Say, girl. Are you lost or looking for someone to have a good time? What's your name, sweetheart?"
'My name is Nico Yazawa and I don't have time to deal with the likes of you. So get lost, asswipe." She looks at him with an irritated look in her face and simply looks away from him after not being amused by his pickup line.
"Wow, what a bitch you are. I'm trying to be a nice guy and this is how you treat me as such? No wonder you don't have a boyfriend, you're a damn slut and bitch." The guy makes an insulting remark at Nico. Nico feels the pent-up rage building up as she balls up her fingers into a fist, ready to punch the guy in the face. As the guy continues to ridicule Nico in public, someone from behind tabs on the guy's shoulder to get his attention; he is greeted with a punch in the face by a red hair girl with a pissed off look in her face.
"Ouch, what the fuck you stupid fucking bitch? That hurts like hell."
"Good, now get the fuck lost from here before I punch you again for insulting my girlfriend like that."
"Girlfriend? You mean that slut that insulted me just for asking her out? I don't give a fuck anymore, you can keep that bitch. I'm getting out of here; you're crazy bitch as well. Wait a minute, you're Nishikino… Oh fucking crap…"
The redhead delivers a kick to the face for the remark he made towards her girlfriend, knocking him out cold and prompting his friend to jump in with his friends from behind. "You got that right and the name is Maki Nishikino. Don't ever insult my girlfriend like that, you fucking prick."
"Hey, you just knocked out my friend there. We don't allow people like you to get away with that. We're going to teach you a lesson on not to mess with our gang like that." As they are readying up to start a fight with the redhead, a tall blue hair girl comes from behind and calls them out
"Hey, I wouldn't do that if I were unless you are all ready to deal with me."
"Says who?"
"Says me. You should be aware on who I am by now."
The guys turned around to see that this girl is taller than they are and feel intimated by her size and physique body build. But it isn't from the fact that she is taller and stronger than them, it's the fact that she's a very familiar person that they recognized from somewhere, which strikes fear into their hearts. They realized now who this person is
"Oh god no… It's Sonoda…" one of the guys said with fear in his tone.
Umi Sonoda who is the kendo master champion and archer who formerly attended the famous and popular Otonokizaka Private Academy School for boys and girls. She is also very popular not only among the girls that loved her but also the boys as well that admired and envy her skills.
"Wait a minute… if Sonoda is here, then that means…." He words cut off when he knew what the answer is going to be
A tall blonde hair girl is standing behind Sonoda with her arms crossed staring at them with an icy angry demeanor look. She is slightly shorter than the bluenette but she has mean and cold attitude. She has a distinct appearance that makes her quite different yet unique. She doesn't like anyone messing with her gang and hustling around their turf.
"Oh my god… it's Ayase. We are so screwed…"
"You boys seem to be hustling around our turf and harassing one of my members as if you own the area. I don't tolerate people like you thinking you have power over us. I suggest you beg for forgiveness and never come back here. You got it?" the blonde hair Russian girl tells them with such a harsh tone in her voice. Eli Ayase is someone that they didn't want to mess with because she was the former student council president from the same school Sonoda is from.
"Please, forgive us, Ms. Ayase… We promise to never show our faces here again." They all beg for their lives like cowards.
"Good, now take your unconscious friend and get the fuck out of my sight, you scumbags."
They picked up their unconscious friend from the ground and they all left with scared looks in their faces.
"I really hate scum like them. They really get on my-"
Nico yells at her for being late. "What the fuck took you so long to get here? We agreed on meeting here like 10 minutes, you dumb idiot." She is not happy for the fact that they are 10 minutes behind their schedule on something important that they planned to do.
"Calm down, Yazawa. There is no need to yell at me for us being late. It was to be expected as I mentioned before."
"I don't care. You realized that we have something important to do and it requires us to be punctual or else we get too careless."
Nico-chan, relax now. We're here right? So we still have time." Maki interject into the conversation.
"Whatever, Maki-chan, thank you for coming to my rescue though. I really hated that guy."
"Well, you are my girlfriend after all. I don't let punks like them getting away with insulting you."
Umi walks up to Eli and talks to her softly. "Eli, we need to talk for a bit later on since now it's not the time to discuss on this." "Alright then; right now, I'm waiting for Kotori to come so we can start this important meeting." An ashy-colored hair girl with a cute small chignon bun on the right side of her hair greets them from out of the blue.
"Hi, everyone~ I made it here. Sorry for being late, getting here was a pain."
"Ah good, you're here now. Let's get this meeting started, shall we?"
The girls gathered around and sat down on the benches as they begin their important meeting.
"So, we have a big problem. A rival gang is trying to muscle their way into our territory here and they won't back off even after I warned them on the potential consequences if they try anything funny."
"So they refused to vacate the area?"
"Yep, they won't leave, so now we have to take extreme measures to deal with them."
"Yeah uh, you guys can deal with that while Nico and I have some fun around the old neighborhood area. Isn't that right, Nico-chan?"
"Oh yeah, you're right. I heard there is some fresh meat for us to pick on and harass for own entertainment. We should go there right now."
"Ha, now that's what I'm talking about."
Umi sighed and facepalmed at the fact that both Maki and Nico are not taking this discussion seriously. Kotori simply looks at them with curiosity and giggles a bit. Eli simply just doesn't react or respond to their childish behavior.
"Anyways, see you guys later."
"Yeah, see ya later."
They both left and the others sat there wondering on their strategy plan on dealing with the rival gang.
"Anyhow, back to the topic, the rival gang is led by someone from an old rival school before it was absorbed into Otonokizaka. They want to reclaim the area that their former school lost. That means we have to be serious on this and instill fear among them to show we mean business here."
"I see. So what's the plan on dealing with them?"
"Simply, strike fear into the lesser groups within their gang. Make them suffer a bit before we make the killing blow."
"And what makes you sure that they won't have some trick up their sleeve, Eli?"
"Don't worry about that. I have a trick or two of my own to deal with any problem we might face."
Derek is quietly sitting on his bed while doing his afternoon reading from a book that he is currently enjoying. The book is a one of kind that was written by one of his favorite authors. As he continues to read his book, he hears some faint giggling and laughter outside his house. He ignores it at first until the noise gets a bit louder. Suddenly, he hears a crashing sound that causes him to get up from the comfort of his bed and looks to investigate the sound. He looks around downstairs and sees that one of the windows has a hole in it. He scratches his head for a bit until he sees a trashy object on the floor. The smell and appearance of the object gave out a foul odor that made him feel disgusted and wanted to vomit just from the looks of it. The stench of it prompted him to throw the nasty little thing outside. He gets a glove and throws the object back out from where it came from. As he looks out the broken window, he sees two girls hanging out at the front gate. He opens the window and yells out to them to get their attention
"Hey, you punks. Did you throw this crap at my window?"
The redhead girl simply sticks out her middle finger at him while their backs are turned. Maki and Nico are sitting on top of his fence and laughing like a bunch of giggling pranksters.
"Hey, you don't throw shit and crap at people's property like that, you damn delinquents."
Maki once again sticks her middle finger at him.
"Okay then, you want to play that? We're going to play that way, you stupid fucking delinquent punks."
He realizes that whoever these delinquents are, they don't carte on what their actions bring about towards others. So, he goes back upstairs to his bedroom and rummages through his closet to find something to deal with these delinquents.
"That was an awesome throw, Maki-chan."
"Ha, thanks, Nico-chan."
Nico is praising her girlfriend for throwing that trashy object into the house. Both her and Maki are picking on a nerdy ginger hair girl with glasses on who is telling them to stop picking on her and throwing stuff at her.
"Please stop, throwing stuff at me, I just want to go home…" the ginger hair girl pleaded at them
"Nah, this is too much here," Maki ignores the girl's pleas and keeps throwing stuff at her.
Suddenly, Nico gets smacked in the back of her head with a hard sphere object that came from behind, knocking her out unconscious. Maki freaked out when the object hit her girlfriend square from behind. She looks around and sees Derek standing outside from his bedroom window with another object in his hand.
"What the actual fuck?"
"Strike One! One down, one more to go."
He pulls out another baseball from behind his back and messes with it for a bit. The attack has provoked Maki to respond to what this man did to her girlfriend.
"Why you fucking son of a bitch… I'm going to kill you for that," Maki vaults over the wall, giving off an intimidating look that would scare many people into fear but not this person.
"Ha, is that supposed to intimidate me in some way? Because you're not doing a very good job at it but beside the point, you're 14 cm short to an inch stick from what I can see from this angle. Then again, I have no idea what I'm talking about half the time."
"Why you… Do you have any idea who I am?"
"Nope, not in the slightest bit and I wouldn't even care about it either."
"I'm going to teach you a lesson not to mess with the Nishikino family."
Maki charges in to get at him but instead is greeted with an instant smack on the nose by the baseball object that he had in his hand for a bit. The sheer force of the throw had caused some excruciating pain with blood dripping out of her nose. She fell back hard on her ass as she screams and swears out in pain with both her hands covering her bleeding nose. Nico comes to from her unconscious moment; she looks around to see that Maki is scream and fidgeting in pain from getting bit on the nose. She wonders who did this and looked up to see the person responsible. She looks at Derek with a nasty scowling and angry look towards the man who not only humiliated her but injured her beloved Maki.
"Sup, shorty. Looks like you woke up from your short nap. Do me a favor and take your dumb friend here out of my sight and property. I don't like starting shit here but I will take any measures to teach some lessons at stupid punks like you and your friend here. So scram." Nico walks over to Maki and picks her by her arm. She carries her on her shoulder as Maki continues to cover her bloody nose.
"You'll pay for this, you jerk."
"Yeah, sure I will; in your wildest dreams, toots. Now get the fuck out of my sight."
They both left, swearing revenge on him.
"I swear on my life… I didn't know that what we were doing was wrong… and I just want to go home please…" A girl that was caught and being interrogated by both Eli and Umi are looking down towards her with anger and fury in their eyes.
"Okay then, tell me why do you and your friends are skulking around here with stuff that you stolen from our old school, Otonokizaka." Umi was telling them in a very harsh yet calmed manner.
"Give me one good reason why we should let you go?"
"I didn't want to be part of this. I just wanted bring back our school like this. They made me do this so they can get away with it and leave me as some scapegoat… Please, let me go…"
"You know what I hate the most?"
"I-I don't know…"
"What I hate the most is fucking damn ass liars like you and your pathetic friends thinking you can walk away and get away with a crime like this. Now, I'll ask again; give me a good reason why we should let pathetic worms like you go free and be honest with me or else." Eli slams her fist into a wooden plank that was right next to her and breaking it in two.
"I promise that my friends and I won't steal from you or your school again. We won't show our faces again…"
"Good answer," the blonde Russian girl cracks her knuckles; satisfied with the answer she was given. "Now, get out of my sight before I change my mind."
The girl and her friends scrambled to their feet and scurried away in fear.
"Good riddance to bad rubbish. I guess it shows that scums like them have absolutely no honor at all."
"It doesn't matter anyways. They'll be back soon and this time, we won't show any mercy at all when they do. I'm gonna have to call in a favor from Rin since she owes me a bit from our days at Otonokizaka."
"UMI! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP ME!"
Eli and Umi hear a suddenly scowling scream from a certain raven hair girl that seems to be mad and asking for their assistance. They see that Nico is carrying Maki on her shoulder. "Maki is hurt; she got a serious bad broken nose here. Please help me, you two." Umi runs towards them and grabs Maki by her arm to gently place her down on the ground to examine her injury.
"How the hell did you get an injury like this, Maki?"
"Bite me…"
"That's not a good answer. Tell me what did you do to get injured like this?"
"It was… ugh… My nose hurts so fucking bad…"
"It was some foreign guy. He looked American to me and he threw what looked like a baseball at her and he did that to me when my back was turned. It still hurts…"
"Wait, some guy? Are you sure it wasn't some reckless nonsense you two did?"
"I'm not kidding around. It was some guy threw baseballs at us that did this. Here, I even have proof that it was him." Nico took out her cellphone and showed them the image of the person responsible for injuring Maki.
"This guy did this to Maki? I'm surprised that this guy has the nerve to mess with one of us," Umi looks at the image in a very cold yet calmed manner.
"Wait just a moment, I want to look at it myself," Eli interjects and takes a look at the image closely. Something about the image that triggers an odd thought in her mind. "Hmm, I want to know who this man is and why he intrigues me so much."
"Eli, let me and Kotori confront this person and ask him questions." Umi is carefully patching up Maki's nose injury while Maki hisses and groans at the pain.
"When I get my hands on him, I'll make him pay for this…. Ow…"
"Maki, hold still and let me clean up and patch your nose to make it better, okay?"
"Geez, whatever…"
"Do what you must but I want information about him please. You got that, Umi?"
"Understood, Eli. Kotori, let's get going soon after I finish patching up Maki's injury here."
"Okey dokey, Umi-chan. Tee hee," the cheerful girl smiled and giggled judging from the excitement that fills her heart up.
Eli turns away and simply looks up at the sky wondering in her mind on why this person has caused some intriguing thoughts to her. Could it be something out of curiosity or a memory connected to her painful past?
Derek is up top outside his bedroom, using a water hose and hose gun to water his plants. He whistles for a bit while watering his garden down below while he notices that Nozomi is looking at him with a delightful smile. He doesn't look pleased much but shrugs it off like it's nothing at all. He wonders in his mind on what Nozomi plans to do to make his week even worse than what it is now.
"Fucking crap, it's Toujou. I wonder what the fuck she wants. Probably just to make my life a living hell after what happened yesterday with those two delinquents I had to deal with. I should just mind my own business. She probably will just leave me alone if I don't say anything."
He continues to mind his own business until he looked again and saw that Nozomi disappeared from sight. He thought she was up to something but he shrugged it off once again. Just as he continues to water his plants, he looks and sees that there is a girl with brown-grayish hair entering into his property with a seductive smile and look in her face.
"Well now, what do we have here?"
"Hehe, my name is Kotori and I've come to give my heart and love to the person that my "friends" have told me about. I want to be your little sweetheart~" She does a cutie pose and blows a kiss towards him. Kotori's flirting attempts did NOT amused him at all and prompted him to respond in a way that was going to lead to more trouble but he is prepared for such situations like this.
"Say uh, have you ever had a cold outdoor shower before?"
"Eh, what? What's a cold outdoor shower? Never heard of that before," the ash brown hair tilts her head a bit in a puzzling manner on the question.
"It's pretty much like this," he suddenly aims his hose gun at her and sprays her hard with cold water.
"WAAAAAH," she screams and starts to cry in a panicking manner and tears start to come out of her eyes as the traumatic experience has hurt her poor innocent heart.
She feels drenched and runs outside the front gate. He can hear her cries faintly but is not moved by it since he doesn't give a crap about it. He whistles away without a care in the world as he tries to think on what he was supposed to do next. He then hears the front gate door slammed open and is greeted with a tall blue hair girl who has a furious look in her face.
"Well now, if it isn't tall and gruesome here. You must be the tall meathead of the "delinquent squad" that is stirring up shit with me and boy, you look mad as hell like that. Nice to meet you; here, have a cold outdoor shower to cool down that hothead of yours." He sprays the girl with a stronger dose of water, causing her to get pushed back and stagger on her feet as she tries futilely to block the spray shot using her hands. He laughs manically while he continues to spray the bluenette with cold water.
"Wet enough for ya? Now get the fuck out of here before I unleash something worse for you and your flirty friend here."
Umi coughs violently from the water pressure she just experienced. Kotori runs to her and helps her out while still crying from the wet ordeal she went through before. Umi gets back up and gently picks up Kotori, carrying her in her arms and slowly walking away comforting her precious sweetheart who is still upset from what just happened.
"It's okay, my sweet love; I'm here now." Umi comforts her beloved but Kotori is crying her eyes out so much.
"Come back again so I can give you another cold shower for the day."
"You haven't heard the last of me or my friends just yet. We'll be back soon and I will make you pay for what you did." Umi moved on while carrying Kotori away.
"Well, that's the end of that… for now."
"Hmmm, fuck. I think I just screwed up big time here. Oh well, time to relax now."
Eli is sitting in her fancy chair at the secret clubhouse that only she and her gang knows about. Maki is busy playing this beautiful piano that they found two years ago and she hasn't stopped playing and practicing her music ever since finding it because it reminds her of the good old days at Otonokizaka where she played music on the piano for her friends and classmates. Her music playing skills was one of the best at the school and so many students loved and envied her for those impressive music skills. She starts playing a soothing melodic tone as Eli listens to her music and starts to doze off a bit from the gentle feeling of Maki's piano playing. The calm and gentle atmosphere is interrupted by the sudden entrance of Umi kicking the door open with Kotori in her arms. Eli and Maki looked in shock to see them all wet and Kotori crying in Umi's arms.
"Hahahahaha! What the hell happened to you, Umi?" Maki burst into laughter as she saw Umi's clothes all wet.
"Ugh…. I… I… I want to… get this… guy for what he did to…. Kotori…"
"You don't say? HAHAHAHA," the redhead laughs even harder at the bluenette's terrible ordeal.
"Maki… you…." Umi feels her rage building up towards Maki.
"Maki, knock it off and get some towels please," Eli tells her to stop and help them out.
"Umi, tell me what happened to you and Kotori and why is she crying?"
"It was… that person Nico told us about. It's the same person that injured Maki. He blasted me and Kotori with cold water from a water hose. He made Kotori cry…"
"Sigh… I should have known that this would inevitably happen regardless how careful we are."
"Eli… we can't take this man lightly… he is not an ordinary person that we can easily confront. He shamelessly hit Kotori with water like that and hit me with a stronger force of it. He's a really jerk… "
"Take it easy now, Umi." Eli lightly taps on Umi's head to calm her down and looks at Kotori who is calmly crying a bit in Umi's arms. "You should try to relax now. Don't let this get to you right now."
"Eli, you don't understand. He can't simply get away with this. You might be next if you try anything what we tried to do."
"Geez, Umi. You need to relax and hush up for a bit." Umi stops talking for a moment and Maki come back with dry clean towels and give it to them to stay warm. "Listen, I can understand your anger and reason for what happened but we need to use caution when dealing with a person like him or else who knows what dumb shit he might pull on us."
"Can I say something here, Eli?" Maki interject on the conversation. "I think Umi is right about this. If we let this problem go, then who knows what might happen. He could end up trying to get rid of us secretly while we try to deal with those punks that are messing around on our turf."
"Good point, Maki. Then I guess we have no choice in this matter. We must deal with him first before we deal with those punks from yesterday."
"Alright then, it's about time we get rid of this punk." Maki slams her fist together
"Right, then Maki and I will go in first to deal with him."
"I'll be staying behind to monitor the situation, just in case anything goes wrong."
"Maki-chan, I'll stay here to take care of Kotori since I'll only get in the way."
"Nico-chan, don't say that you're a hindrance to us but it would be nice to keep Kotori company after what happened to her. Please take care of her for us."
"I will, Maki-chan."
They all agreed on handling this together with a serious look in their faces.
Derek is looking around his room for some clothes to put on when he starts to hear some odd music playing from downstairs.
"What the fuck? Who the fuck is playing the piano downstairs? Uh oh, I think I have unwanted guests in my house…" He quietly moves around to check on his special security camera he had installed in his living room in case of burglary and unexpected break-ins into his home. He sees two familiar faces downstairs and a certain redhead is beautifully playing the piano he has without a care in the world while her blue hair friend is standing there puzzled on why she is playing the piano at a time like this.
"Well shit, these two again and this time, they have broken and entered my house illegally; time to defend myself accordingly." He rummages through his clothes to find his clothes that he wears for such occasions like this.
Maki is just enjoying playing this wonderful piano that seems to be more than or equally as great as one in their clubhouse. Umi just feels embarrassed at the fact that her close friend is messing around with a piano instead of trying to get the jump on the person they are trying to get at.
"Maki, please. Enough already… We need to do what we came here to do"
"Right sure, let me just finish this song here." She continues to play for a moment and hits the right keys for that perfect moment to end the song. "Well, what do you think? Can I play a good song or what?" She getting a little full of herself and all Umi can do is simply facepalm at her for that.
"Hey, don't facepalm at me like that."
"You have no shame at all do you, Maki?"
"Shut up, you… I don't have time to argue with you. We should get going on what we came here to do."
Umi could only say nothing at all from what the redhead is telling her. They walk upstairs so slowly and quietly to get the jump on him. As they approach the door to his bedroom, they quietly listen in but they hear nothing at all. After a while, Maki gets impatient and feels irritated that they can't hear anything at all from the other side of the door.
"I'm gonna fucking kick this door and burst in there to give that asshole a piece of my mind."
"Maki, wait…"
Maki kicks the door open with a full force kick and the door breaks open. However, Maki freezes for a moment in shock to see what she didn't expect to happen in front of her and Umi. Derek has set up a greeting trap for them the whole time and he is holding what looks like pillows on a big elastic rubber band nailed to both sides of the door.
"What's up, doc?" He lets go of the elastic and sends the pillows flying at supersonic speed towards them. They both got hit by full force of the pillows and were knocked back hard. Both Maki and Umi fell down a few flights of stairs before hitting the corner of the stairs.
"Owww… what the actual fuck was that…? Those pillows fucking hurt like shit… What the hell do they have in them?"
"I don't know but… can you kindly get off of me, Maki?"
"It's a load of wonders when you put a lot of starch into pillows to make them hard as hell. They make quite nasty stuff for traps and home defense."
He looks down at them from above with a smirk on his face and laughing but his laughter is cut short when Maki and Umi suddenly get back on their feet and start to get after him. He moves quickly and exits out of his own house by jumping out of his bedroom window. With incredible mobility and speed, he takes out the leaf rakes from the nearby tool shed and throws them out all over his front yard and jumps on top of the fence to watch the "funny business" unfold. The two idiotic delinquents that were behind him jumped down from the window and unknowingly steps on the thrown out rakes on the ground, getting smacked silly in a comedic fashion. They struggle to get out of the ridiculous trap Derek set up on them. He laughs for a bit at seeing them fall for an old trick like that and vaults down the other side of the fence, only to end up having be a certain blonde hair girl standing just a few inches away from him with an angry look on her face.
"Oh shit, Russian blondie. Sorry, I wish we can greet each other but I gotta fly, bye now."
"Hey you, get back here."
Derek runs instantly with the Russian girl chasing right behind him. Umi and Maki come out of the front yard and they run after him as well behind Eli. Derek runs through the streets and hops on several fences to keep some distance between himself and his pursuers. While running, he sets up roadblocks and obstacles to hinder the dumb delinquents that are chasing him. Eli manages to dodge a lot of them but Umi and Maki are not so fortunate and end up falling for most of the traps and obstacles in front of them. He continues to run all the way into the Akihabara area where all the stores and café places. He plans to lose them in the crowd but realizes that that he is not familiar with the area himself. However, he instead improvises and kicks a bunch of machines with gumballs in them, creating a crazy streaming flow of gumballs as an obstacle.
"Have some gumballs, you fuckers."
Eli sees the gumballs scattered across the ground but can't dodge them in time and slips on them. She falls back onto Umi and Maki who were right behind her and they all clumsily fall to the floor.
"Have a nice trip, see you next fall, assholes."
He jogs and whistles casually for a bit. He looks back to see if the dummy squad is behind but he starts to run again after noticing them getting back on their feet again that fast. The delinquent trio is once again chasing him and he plans to lose them again by only one other mean. He runs towards the Akihabara station and enters the station and uses the escalators to get up to the metro train platform. His plan is to use the train to break off their pursuit on him and give him some time to breathe. He moves around the crowd on the station platform and ducks down a bit to make himself unnoticeable to them but his height size and clothes make it a bit difficult for him to blend in or camouflage. The delinquent trio move about around the crowd to find him but Derek seems to be one step ahead of them. He hears the train approaching and tries to think of a way to buy himself more time so he can board the train and escape. Suddenly, he moves back when someone threw a hard punch at him; it was Maki trying to hit at him. The flaring redhead has a scowling look and eager to punch to him for giving her a broken nose.
"I'm gonna make you pay for breaking my nose the other day."
"With that speed? Fat chance, tomato head."
Eli and Umi hear the commotion and run towards the area where they see Maki trying to punch Derek but ll he is doing is dodging her attacks like nothing. She throws several more punches at him but he keeps dodging them with ease. She continues trying to him and all Derek does is dodge them while at the same time trying to avoid getting pedestrian involved or hit by her. Maki attempts throw several sucker punches at the speedy bastard. However, he ends up grabbing her fist with his hand and smacks the angry redhead girl hard with several Kung Fu-style smacks across the face and delivers a hard push attack at her, sending her colliding into her friends that attempted to help her out but failed like a bunch of idiots. The force of the push had made it difficult for them to get back up to prevent him from escaping.
"Sorry, ladies. Today is not your day at all."
He gets into the train with several other people boarding it and the trio struggle to get back up but are unable to with Maki on top of them. Derek watches as the door close and sees that he managed to escape from. He looks out the window and makes a funny face and taunts at them for failing to get at him. Eli tries in vain to stop him but is unable to after the doors closed on her and slams her fist at the door, showing her frustration and anger towards the man that outwitted and outplayed them so easily. Umi and Maki get back up on their feet and look at Eli, wondering what to do now.
"Ugh… that bastard got away from us…" Maki slams her fist in anger
"Now what, Eli? We can't chase after him now."
"I don't fucking know yet but we'll think of something soon."
Derek moves about on the train to find an empty seat to sit down and sees one next to an older gentleman reading the newspaper.
"Hey, you don't mind if I sit here next to you?"
"Sure, I don't mind at all," the gentleman told him with a thick British accent.
Derek looks at him for a second and notices something familiar about him. He realizes now that the gentleman is the man who sold him the house where he lives currently.
"Hey wait a minute; you're the guy who sold me the house."
Author's note: After this point, I think we get the idea that my OC is going to unleash hell on the Soldier Game Trio by any means. The idea and inspiration for this AU story was not simply from Private Academy AU only but from fanart works and such that I saw on Tumblr and it gave me an idea to create a comedy/drama type Soldier Game Trio story. Unlike with Soldiers of Honor AU, this story takes place in the modern day but without the crazy military stuff, background, and such that my other AUs have. This is going to be quite the fun experience and I will continue to work on this story until the bitter end. I apologize to readers for the lack of update on my other fanfic AUs but I have decided to put those on hold for a bit while working on this. So do not worry, I have not forgotten about them and once I finish this fanfic story here, I will continue to work on the others. Thank you for your patience and please leave some feedback for me so I can do my best to improve and make this enjoyable for not just me but for everyone.
