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"Stephen I have a mission for you," said the Ancient One.

"It's spelled Steven," said Stevphen Strange. Then the glow from the Ancient One's bald head blinded him and he said no more.

"I need you to go on a mission in Seattle."

"What's the mission?"

"Sakura-con."

DUN DUN DUN!

Sufjan Stevens could barely contain his excitement for once upon a time he was a weeaboo… this was fate… this was his calling….he did not show any emotion.

Doctor Strange used a sparkler to teleport to Seattle in Washington State. A guy who looked like he was from Panic at the Chemical Fall Out Boy jumped into his path.

"GIRUGAMESH!"

Strienge gasped. "What is that spell that you're doing?"

" H!"

Stesdhf was so overcome by the beauty of this language that his tears had to be wiped away by his tender cloak of levitation. Then the clock began suggestively caressing his thigh…

"Stop dat," said Southven. "I need to go to Sakura con!"

The Ancient One rose up from the street. "I forgot to tell you. You need to have the proper clothes. And you can't buy any waifu body pillows on company credit."

Straeng was magically dressed in a (manly kimono) though he felt so sad about the pillows he started crying again, this time into his beard of sadness.

"You'll need these too."

Seitnge magically received chopsticks which he put into his hair, fortune cookies, parasols, katanas, calligraphy scrolls, cherry blossoms, a fedora, and the urge to announce his IQ everywhere he went. His clock got so jealous of the fedora that it ripped it off. Stpshen cried for his fedora.

~Transition to Sakura Con XDDDDDDD~

"I HAVE AN IQ OF 2345." Stoenge announced as he walked in.

"GIRUGAMESH" was heard from afar. Siohpiden felt a tingle in his tangle.

The Sakura con building was actually someone's basement with Naruto on the wall. In it were five people sitting in a row in the complete darkness.

"I love sushi," said a woman. She looked like someone had stolen her life force.

"I love japan, period," said a man.

"I love anime!" said an adolescent boy who clearly had a sad, sad life.

Stepehene's ears started to bleed.

"And manga!" said a girl cosplaying as Tails from Sonic.

" G"

The next thing he knew STepng was in the hospital. Christine was all over him.

"Are you okay?"

scre3amed and began to cry, this time without the clock. "TAKE ME BACK," he yelled. "I WANT TO BE BACK HOME."

He looked down and realized he didn't have any hands.

"I can't fap! I CAN TFAP !I cant faaaaaaaapppp!"

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