AN: OMFH I had to, since we don't know who Andy's biological dad is (I will give him one and he'll be the Perfect dad for Andy) I decided to find this letter and share it with ya'll. Since it's still father's day somewhere too.


Dear dad,

Well, I guess I should start off with hi, I'm your kid, Andy Gallager. You probably have too many kids with too many women to care about me, or remember me for that matter, but I'm Holly Becket's son, I had, or have, a twin brother named Asnem Weems, who's dating a kid of Hermes, so I'm praying your not Hermes. And I have four sons with Hades' favorite daughter, so I know for a fact your not Hades.
Ok, so, um, yeah, it'd be nice if you claimed me. I mean I would really like to know who you are. I mean, I went my whole life with just my adopted dad, never really wanted to know who either of my biological parents were, but now that I'm a father, it'd be nice to know what other god my children inherited from. Leslie has a pretty good idea who you are if your Greek, but outside of that, she's not quite sure.
If you're Apollo, yeah, great I have a bi dad. And the whole sunshine thing... But wolves are awesome!
Poseidon, don't have much to say, except I suck at swimming, kinda. So probably not your kid.
Ares, oh great that would mean Dylan has his eyes on my sister. And even if you are my dad, I still consider you a douche with anger-issues.
Hepheastus, wouldn't mind being your spawn really.
Zeus, wow, if I am, Hera smite me now. You're a douche, worse than Ares. I haven't seen a man-whore this bad since my friend Ryan in high school.
Minor gods that there are way too many to name: Well, most of you I wouldn't mind. Except one, Hypnos, sorry but as much as I love sleeping, I couldn't take that many naps in a day now that I have kids.
Finally, the god Luke believes to be my dad: Dionysus. Yeah, I could see me being your son. Asnem was a little on the crazy side, and I'm proud to say I'm a stoner. So yeah maybe. And if you are, is Ash my brother? Really is he?
Happy Father's Day, to whoever.

Andy Gallager