Final Fantasy VII: The Unimplodulating Trilogy: Episode One, Enter the
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Disclaimer: All characters and stuff that are in this thingy are not mine...actually screw it, THEY ARE THE MARSHMELLOWS CREATIONS!, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA o__O
Northern Crater
*Cloud is decending through the tunnel towards Sephiroth*
Cloud: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, FASTER PIGGY!!!!!!
Pig: I'm going as fast as I can sheesh
Cloud: Tis a lovley day for cricket yah ^__^
Pig: o__O...I didn't hear that *eye twitches*
Cloud: You didn;t...aw
*Cloud and Pig exit the tunnel and see sephiroth dressed up like a 70's disco star*
Sephiroth: Whats this I'm feeling, I have the urge to BOOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Barret, Tifa, Vincent, Yuffie, Red, Rufus, Elena Reno, Rude, Tseng (he came back o__O) Aeris, Cait Sith, Shera and Cid appear in the back ground and start the boogie as disco lights appear*
Cloud: YAY..PARTY!!!!
Pig: O__O!!!!!!..I think i need therepy
Cloud: Mmmmmmmm therepy *drools*
Sephiroth: Hey Cloud, wassup, time to get down wit it
Cloud: YEAH!!!!! *starts the dance by slashes Seph with Ultima Weapon, causing him to die*
Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!...Ah, I'll get over it
*Sephiroth explodes and a wierd portal thingomajig appears*
*Rude,Elena,Reno,Rufus,Shera,Tseng dissapear, leaving only our heros ^__^*
Barret: Whoa, whats wit that foo'
Tifa: Seems to be a thing
Everyone: O__O!!!! WHOA!!!!..A thing
Yuffie: *Takes picture*
Aeris: Lets jump in
*everyone jumps into the portal and are shot hight into the sky, where they can see Meteor distroying the planet*
Vincent: Whoops, we forgot about that little detail.
Red: *faints*
*The grounp enter a giant portal in space and fly through to the other end which is almost exactly like there home world except that there is a giant castle on-top of the northern crater*
Tifa: Whats that?
Cloud: BACON!!!!!!!
Yuffie: No,no,no..its a canadian sponge
Cid: o__O, What the hell
Cait Sith: We are heading right for it
Cloud: *falls towards castle* GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....is that how its spelt
SPLAT!!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Barret: Daym chain smokin foo'
Red: Look we are heading towards Midgar, except now it looks like a giant burrito
Yuffie: Damn burrito-midgar
Aeris: This place is wierd
Barret: Whats going on!!!
Everyone: Huh!
Barret: MY BRAIN IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY A EVIL HINDU TURKEY GOD
Everyone: Oh shit
Barret: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE X__X
Castle Enterence
Cloud: *rubbing temples* Where am i? *looks up at tower* Kefka Inc...sounds cool
*Cloud walks into the castle, unknown to him that a evil person was watching him..so evil it was.......evil)
Kefka: Heeheeheehee, he is walking right into my trap
Gaurd: What shall I do with him
Kefka: Lock him in a dungeon with only a SNES and Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
Gaurd: *shudders at though* Sometimes you can be to cruel
Kefka: Ypu go now, meeee gotta finish Bust a movie actor, HAHAHAHAHAH..Take that Brad Pitt, you can't dance for jack, HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
Gaurd: o__O *exits*
Midgar: Sector 485634753495873458
Tifa: Were are we
Aeris: Look up about 5 lines
Tifa: Hmm...*looks up* Midgar: Sector 485634753495873458...okay?
Barret: *running around room* NEED BROWN PILLOW CHICKENS *explodes*
Vincent: Well you don't see that everyday.
Red: Yes you do
Vincent: *mumbling* exnay on the everdaynay
Red: O__o
Aeris: Well, I guess we better go save Cloud
*evetyone leaves, completly forgeting the fact that Barret just exploded*
Kefka Inc Castle
Cloud: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Window: Um, yes I love you too
*Cloud and Window start making out*
Gaurd: *barging in* HOLD IT RIGHT THER...Oh my GOD!!!!!!!! *throws up*...........thats sick
*Gaurd runs out of room screaming*
Cloud: Hmm...he dropped a sponge
Window: Um, thats a copy of FF: MQ
Cloud: oh...YAY!!!!!!! *goes and plays*
Windows: Sick freak *jumps back into window frame*
Midgar
Tifa: A dead end?
Aeris: No duh, biathc
Tifa: biathc?
Aeris: Damn spelling
Voice: ATTENTION ALL!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Its Spider man
Voice: YUP ^__^
Tifa: o__O..strange
Aeris: Why did you tell us that?
Voice: Because..........BYE *runs away*
Vincent: So much for the explanation
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EnD oF dAy One ^-^
NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT
Every week, a character will be voted out by you...yes him..I mean you, untill only one person can save Cloud ^__^
Every reader must vote *wink wink nudge nudge* ^__^
If you vote 5 time in a row and each character you voted for gets voted out on that week, you may add a character into the story..or you can add yourself
^__^
End comunication
(Back in 4 replies..or more, whenever Moday comes ^__^)
Disclaimer: All characters and stuff that are in this thingy are not mine...actually screw it, THEY ARE THE MARSHMELLOWS CREATIONS!, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA o__O
Northern Crater
*Cloud is decending through the tunnel towards Sephiroth*
Cloud: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, FASTER PIGGY!!!!!!
Pig: I'm going as fast as I can sheesh
Cloud: Tis a lovley day for cricket yah ^__^
Pig: o__O...I didn't hear that *eye twitches*
Cloud: You didn;t...aw
*Cloud and Pig exit the tunnel and see sephiroth dressed up like a 70's disco star*
Sephiroth: Whats this I'm feeling, I have the urge to BOOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Barret, Tifa, Vincent, Yuffie, Red, Rufus, Elena Reno, Rude, Tseng (he came back o__O) Aeris, Cait Sith, Shera and Cid appear in the back ground and start the boogie as disco lights appear*
Cloud: YAY..PARTY!!!!
Pig: O__O!!!!!!..I think i need therepy
Cloud: Mmmmmmmm therepy *drools*
Sephiroth: Hey Cloud, wassup, time to get down wit it
Cloud: YEAH!!!!! *starts the dance by slashes Seph with Ultima Weapon, causing him to die*
Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!...Ah, I'll get over it
*Sephiroth explodes and a wierd portal thingomajig appears*
*Rude,Elena,Reno,Rufus,Shera,Tseng dissapear, leaving only our heros ^__^*
Barret: Whoa, whats wit that foo'
Tifa: Seems to be a thing
Everyone: O__O!!!! WHOA!!!!..A thing
Yuffie: *Takes picture*
Aeris: Lets jump in
*everyone jumps into the portal and are shot hight into the sky, where they can see Meteor distroying the planet*
Vincent: Whoops, we forgot about that little detail.
Red: *faints*
*The grounp enter a giant portal in space and fly through to the other end which is almost exactly like there home world except that there is a giant castle on-top of the northern crater*
Tifa: Whats that?
Cloud: BACON!!!!!!!
Yuffie: No,no,no..its a canadian sponge
Cid: o__O, What the hell
Cait Sith: We are heading right for it
Cloud: *falls towards castle* GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....is that how its spelt
SPLAT!!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Barret: Daym chain smokin foo'
Red: Look we are heading towards Midgar, except now it looks like a giant burrito
Yuffie: Damn burrito-midgar
Aeris: This place is wierd
Barret: Whats going on!!!
Everyone: Huh!
Barret: MY BRAIN IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY A EVIL HINDU TURKEY GOD
Everyone: Oh shit
Barret: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE X__X
Castle Enterence
Cloud: *rubbing temples* Where am i? *looks up at tower* Kefka Inc...sounds cool
*Cloud walks into the castle, unknown to him that a evil person was watching him..so evil it was.......evil)
Kefka: Heeheeheehee, he is walking right into my trap
Gaurd: What shall I do with him
Kefka: Lock him in a dungeon with only a SNES and Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
Gaurd: *shudders at though* Sometimes you can be to cruel
Kefka: Ypu go now, meeee gotta finish Bust a movie actor, HAHAHAHAHAH..Take that Brad Pitt, you can't dance for jack, HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
Gaurd: o__O *exits*
Midgar: Sector 485634753495873458
Tifa: Were are we
Aeris: Look up about 5 lines
Tifa: Hmm...*looks up* Midgar: Sector 485634753495873458...okay?
Barret: *running around room* NEED BROWN PILLOW CHICKENS *explodes*
Vincent: Well you don't see that everyday.
Red: Yes you do
Vincent: *mumbling* exnay on the everdaynay
Red: O__o
Aeris: Well, I guess we better go save Cloud
*evetyone leaves, completly forgeting the fact that Barret just exploded*
Kefka Inc Castle
Cloud: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Window: Um, yes I love you too
*Cloud and Window start making out*
Gaurd: *barging in* HOLD IT RIGHT THER...Oh my GOD!!!!!!!! *throws up*...........thats sick
*Gaurd runs out of room screaming*
Cloud: Hmm...he dropped a sponge
Window: Um, thats a copy of FF: MQ
Cloud: oh...YAY!!!!!!! *goes and plays*
Windows: Sick freak *jumps back into window frame*
Midgar
Tifa: A dead end?
Aeris: No duh, biathc
Tifa: biathc?
Aeris: Damn spelling
Voice: ATTENTION ALL!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Its Spider man
Voice: YUP ^__^
Tifa: o__O..strange
Aeris: Why did you tell us that?
Voice: Because..........BYE *runs away*
Vincent: So much for the explanation
======== ================ =============== =============== ===========
EnD oF dAy One ^-^
NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT
Every week, a character will be voted out by you...yes him..I mean you, untill only one person can save Cloud ^__^
Every reader must vote *wink wink nudge nudge* ^__^
If you vote 5 time in a row and each character you voted for gets voted out on that week, you may add a character into the story..or you can add yourself
^__^
End comunication
(Back in 4 replies..or more, whenever Moday comes ^__^)
