Final Fantasy VII: The Unimplodulating Trilogy: Episode One, Enter the frinklefrockle

Disclaimer: All characters and stuff that are in this thingy are not mine...actually screw it, THEY ARE THE MARSHMELLOWS CREATIONS!, MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA o__O

Northern Crater

*Cloud is decending through the tunnel towards Sephiroth*

Cloud: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, FASTER PIGGY!!!!!!

Pig: I'm going as fast as I can sheesh

Cloud: Tis a lovley day for cricket yah ^__^

Pig: o__O...I didn't hear that *eye twitches*

Cloud: You didn;t...aw

*Cloud and Pig exit the tunnel and see sephiroth dressed up like a 70's disco star*

Sephiroth: Whats this I'm feeling, I have the urge to BOOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Barret, Tifa, Vincent, Yuffie, Red, Rufus, Elena Reno, Rude, Tseng (he came back o__O) Aeris, Cait Sith, Shera and Cid appear in the back ground and start the boogie as disco lights appear*

Cloud: YAY..PARTY!!!!

Pig: O__O!!!!!!..I think i need therepy

Cloud: Mmmmmmmm therepy *drools*

Sephiroth: Hey Cloud, wassup, time to get down wit it

Cloud: YEAH!!!!! *starts the dance by slashes Seph with Ultima Weapon, causing him to die*

Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!...Ah, I'll get over it

*Sephiroth explodes and a wierd portal thingomajig appears*

*Rude,Elena,Reno,Rufus,Shera,Tseng dissapear, leaving only our heros ^__^*

Barret: Whoa, whats wit that foo'

Tifa: Seems to be a thing

Everyone: O__O!!!! WHOA!!!!..A thing

Yuffie: *Takes picture*

Aeris: Lets jump in

*everyone jumps into the portal and are shot hight into the sky, where they can see Meteor distroying the planet*

Vincent: Whoops, we forgot about that little detail.

Red: *faints*

*The grounp enter a giant portal in space and fly through to the other end which is almost exactly like there home world except that there is a giant castle on-top of the northern crater*

Tifa: Whats that?

Cloud: BACON!!!!!!!

Yuffie: No,no,no..its a canadian sponge

Cid: o__O, What the hell

Cait Sith: We are heading right for it

Cloud: *falls towards castle* GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....is that how its spelt

SPLAT!!!!!!

Tifa: Cloud, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Barret: Daym chain smokin foo'

Red: Look we are heading towards Midgar, except now it looks like a giant burrito

Yuffie: Damn burrito-midgar

Aeris: This place is wierd

Barret: Whats going on!!!

Everyone: Huh!

Barret: MY BRAIN IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY A EVIL HINDU TURKEY GOD

Everyone: Oh shit

Barret: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE X__X

Castle Enterence

Cloud: *rubbing temples* Where am i? *looks up at tower* Kefka Inc...sounds cool

*Cloud walks into the castle, unknown to him that a evil person was watching him..so evil it was.......evil)

Kefka: Heeheeheehee, he is walking right into my trap

Gaurd: What shall I do with him

Kefka: Lock him in a dungeon with only a SNES and Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

Gaurd: *shudders at though* Sometimes you can be to cruel

Kefka: Ypu go now, meeee gotta finish Bust a movie actor, HAHAHAHAHAH..Take that Brad Pitt, you can't dance for jack, HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

Gaurd: o__O *exits*

Midgar: Sector 485634753495873458

Tifa: Were are we

Aeris: Look up about 5 lines

Tifa: Hmm...*looks up* Midgar: Sector 485634753495873458...okay?

Barret: *running around room* NEED BROWN PILLOW CHICKENS *explodes*

Vincent: Well you don't see that everyday.

Red: Yes you do

Vincent: *mumbling* exnay on the everdaynay

Red: O__o

Aeris: Well, I guess we better go save Cloud

*evetyone leaves, completly forgeting the fact that Barret just exploded*

Kefka Inc Castle

Cloud: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Window: Um, yes I love you too

*Cloud and Window start making out*

Gaurd: *barging in* HOLD IT RIGHT THER...Oh my GOD!!!!!!!! *throws up*...........thats sick

*Gaurd runs out of room screaming*

Cloud: Hmm...he dropped a sponge

Window: Um, thats a copy of FF: MQ

Cloud: oh...YAY!!!!!!! *goes and plays*

Windows: Sick freak *jumps back into window frame*

Midgar

Tifa: A dead end?

Aeris: No duh, biathc

Tifa: biathc?

Aeris: Damn spelling

Voice: ATTENTION ALL!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: Its Spider man

Voice: YUP ^__^

Tifa: o__O..strange

Aeris: Why did you tell us that?

Voice: Because..........BYE *runs away*

Vincent: So much for the explanation



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EnD oF dAy One ^-^

NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT

Every week, a character will be voted out by you...yes him..I mean you, untill only one person can save Cloud ^__^

Every reader must vote *wink wink nudge nudge* ^__^

If you vote 5 time in a row and each character you voted for gets voted out on that week, you may add a character into the story..or you can add yourself

^__^





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