Sakura leaned against the railing on her balcony, humming happily to herself. Her short, pink hair was held back by her red headband, yet that didn't prevent it to blow a bit in the wind. Her legs shivered from the icy air and the fact she only had shorts and a t-shirt on.
"Mmm… I hope he comes over today like he did yesterday…" thought Sakura, listlessly twirling a short strand of hair. He was adorable, in everything he did. His clothes, his hair, his face, his eyes… they were all, perfect! Sakura scrunched up her face in her luck of dating such a great guy. He was strong too, and powerful…knock knock knock.
"Sakura-chan!" a male's voice called from behind the wooden door. Sakura pepped up and ran to the door, quickly finger combed her hair, and opened the door smiling, facing the guy of her dreams.
"It is I! Rock Lee! Still trying to find the Fountain of Youth!" started Lee, as Sakura twisted a strand of her hair again, giggling slightly at him. "I heard you were lonely, and I ran over as fast as I could!" His hair was still in the bowl cut Sakura learned to love, his eyes were circular, and didn't like to blink. His green jumpsuit fit him like I glove and Sakura loved it. She put her hand into his and pulled him inside, closing the door just enough to hear the click.
"Hey Rocky!" chirped Sakura, adding his nickname for her. Their bodies entwined in a tight hug and Sakura held on to his muscular body. She could stay like this forever, and would never let go of Lee's body. People may call him Bushy Brow's, but his eyebrow's were his best feature, they brought out his huge onyx eyes that Sakura could look into forever and never find an end. As they untwined from their hug, they pulled each other and looked at each other from an arms length view.
"No one else for me, Sakura. No one. You're the only one I would ever love." said Rock Lee, rushing his fingers through Sakura's hair. She was lost for words. How could someone that wonderful love her? How could he see through her shallow looks and see such a powerful Kunochi…? Their powers were even equal, with his speed and her medical nin abilities.
"Kiss me! Kiss me you fool!" yelped Sakura, pushing herself forward into his lips, and their figures entwined once more. Their pose never changed, and life passed all around them. The sun fully rised and shone all over Konohagakure, waking up the townspeople. Their figures finally became untwined when Lee pulled away, and grabbed a small box from his pocket. The box was made out of black velvet, and was a box commonly used for jewelry. It wasn't a bracelet or necklace, maybe earrings. But there was one other thing that could lay inside the box. The thing Sakura wanted the most…the thing she strived for the most. He slipped down onto his knee and held up the box. "Oh my god, yes! Yes!"
Lee confusedly scratched his head and said, "Oh, you thought I was proposing? I had to tie my shoe, and that's Sauske's number. He want's you to call anytime, since, I mean, we aren't dating." Sakura grabbed the box, kicked him in the face, and stomped out of her apartment.

Haha I was on crack. Thus, the "crack fic" Never again will I write SakuxLee.