Bubble gum
(A/N: This is my first time submitting to fanfiction so I hope you like it. Disclaimer: I do not own Magical lyrical girl Nanoha or fire emblem for that matter. Please enjoy.)
Bubble gum
Signum was sitting on the couch reading her newspaper with Zafira at her feet resting. "Hi Signum!" Fa said walking in.
"Hmm? Oh hi Fa." Signum said. Zafira started scooting back.
"Can Fa read with Signum?" Fa asked.
"Sure I don't mind." Signum said making room on the couch.
"Yay!" Fa said jumping on the couch.
Zafira went back to sleep. Fa started reading her book, she then noticed Signum chewing something. "What Signum eating?" Fa asked.
"Hmm? Oh I'm chewing bubble gum, would you like some?" Signum said.
"Sure, thanks Signum." Fa popped the gum into her mouth. She made a funny face. "What's wrong Fa?" Signum asked.
"This gum taste funny." She said.
"What's wrong with it?"
"Fa don't know, kinda like plastic." Signum's face fell.
"Fa, did you take it out the wrapper first?" Fa had a confused look on her face.
"sigh" Signum sighed and pulled out another piece of gum.
"Your suppose to take it out of the wrapper first see?" She unwrapped the gum.
"Oh, Fa didn't know that." Fa spat out her gum and grabbed the unwrapped one. She popped it in her mouth and was shocked for a bit.
"Fa? You ok?" Signum asked.
"….Fa?"
"DELICIOUUUUUUUS!!" Fa suddenly yelled. Signum was completely surprised.
"Completely uncalled for but ok." She said calming down. Fa looked like she was about to die of pleasure.
"Well, at least you liked it." Signum said.
"Wait a sec, where's Zafira?" Fa shrugged. Debris fell on Signum's head suddenly. They both looked up. Zafira was latched to the ceiling wide eyed and terrified.
"Zafira looks like a cat." Fa said. Signum sweat dropped. Zafira suddenly fell from the ceiling.
"You ok?" Signum asked.
"Yup, perfectly fine." Zafira said.
"You sure?"
"Yup, don't worry about it."
"Ok." Signum and Fa went back to reading. Zafira painfully went back to sleep. A couple minutes of silent reading later. Fa suddenly jumped up in surprise from a popping noise.
"What's wrong Fa?" Signum asked.
"Fa thought she heard a popping noise."
"Oh, I'm sorry Fa I didn't mean to scare you, I popped my gum." Signum said. "…Huh?" Fa was clearly confused.
"Like this." Signum blew a bubble with her gum, she popped it and Fa jumped a little in surprise again.
"Ooooo, Fa want to blow bubbles too."
"Ok, here's how you do it." (A/N: Uhh, I don't know how to explain how to blow a bubble so were just going to skip it.) "Got it?" Signum said.
"Yeah, Fa gonna try it now." Fa started blowing a bubble.
"There you go Fa, easy isn't it?" Fa wouldn't stop blowing though.
"Um, Fa that's good, you can stop now its big enough."
The bubble just kept getting bigger. "Fa, Fa stop blowing into the bubble!" Signum fell off the couch trying to get away, Zafira was crawling away from the oversized bubble. The bubble started filling the whole room. Signum and Zafira were pressed against the wall. "You had to teach her how to blow a bubble huh!?" Zafira said.
"Shut up!" Signum yelled. Fa stopped blowing. She looked at the bubble.
"Cool." She said.
"Fa! Fa inhale, inhale!" Signum yelled to her. Fa was confused what she was saying because the bubble was somehow blocking out Signum's voice.
"Grrrr, she somehow can't hear me." Signum said. "How could this get any worse? Zafira asked. They looked at each other then looked up at the ceiling fan that was moving at mach 7 witch was dangerously close to the bubble. Fa followed their gaze to see what they were looking at moving the bubble in the process.
"AAAHH FA NOO!!" they both yelled. The fan hit the bubble.
Two hours later, Fa, Signum, and Zafira were sent to Canas's laboratory.
"Well, I managed to get the gum covering your bodies, the problem lies getting it out of your hair." Canas said.
"Yeah, that's going to be a problem for Zafira." Signum said looking at him.
"Shut up." He said with a growl.
"Well you three have three choices, one, we do the easy one, just shave you guys." They all made shocked faces.
"….Well that's a definite no." Canas said.
"FA DON'T WANNA GO BALD!" Fa cried.
"YOU GOT US INTO THIS MESS!" Zafira yelled at her.
"DON'T YELL AT HER!" Signum yelled at Zafira.
"DON'T YELL AT ME FOR YELLING AT HER!" Zafira yelled.
Canas was getting annoyed. "Uhh, could you guys please shut up, your starting to give me a headache." Signum and Zafira looked away from each other angrily with Fa sitting there practically crying. Canas sweat dropped.
"Anyway, your second option is take a peanut butter bath as strange as that may sound." Canas said.
"I don't I have a problem with that." Zafira said with a smug look on his face.
"Oh shut up Zafira, you just want to eat the peanut butter that's all." Signum said.
"No I don't." Zafira said looking away.
"And your third choice is sit inside my freezer closet for half an hour."
"Sit in a freezer?" Signum asked.
"Yes, if we freeze the gum it will break off, peanut butter apparently has that same property and I wanted to find out how but you guys go ahead and choose for yourselves." Canas explained.
"How about they go in the freezer and I take the peanut butter bath." Zafira said. Signum rolled her eyes.
"Sorry Zafira but that's not possible." Canas said.
"And whys that?" He asked.
"Because the writer's making you choose one or the other."
"What!?" They asked at the same time.
"Uhh.. well I ment.. umm. Nevermind don't worry about it, just choose which one you guys want, and take your time no need to rush."
(A/N: Whew, that was close, damn Canas, anyway, I hope you people liked this crossover, I always saw Fa as a trouble maker and causing problems for Signum and Zafira, R&R, thanks.)
