Tsunade stood on the balcony in the Hokage's office, looking all over the Village Hidden in the Leaves. It was about midnight, and she was obviously going to pull and all nighter. She had felt hurt ever since Jiriya had died. She would never be the same without him, they had known each other since they were very little. She put her hands on her hips and saw the Village gate open slightly then close again. She squinted, and concluded it could have been a trick of the light (cough dark cough). She turned around and sighed at the pile of paperwork she still needed to get through. She had dismissed Shizune hours ago, and accomplished very little.
"Being Hokage's too tough on me, I am old as it is. I need to take a break or distract myself a little bit from the toughness of this career," started Tsunade, whispering to herself. "why did Jiriya have to make me agree?" She trembled a bit at her own mention of his name. What could distract her? All of her loved one's were dead, except Shizune, but she never really understood. She wasn't the Hokage. There was a slight knock at the door, it was light, as if someone didn't really care if the door was opened or not. "You may come in!" What was it now?
The door opened a crack, as if was seeing if there was anyone else in the room besides the Hokage. The door swung open to reveal a man with long black hair that was better the Tsunade's, and pure white skin. Like a vampire's. But he wasn't a bat, he was a snake. "Tsunade."
Tsunade almost fell off her chair as Orochimaru walked into the room. She grabbed a kunai, and held it up as if she was going to throw it into his evil face. But did she have the guts? "W-what are you doing here you evil snake?!"
"I'm here to see you." said Orochimaru, slyly sliding into the room. Tsunade held the kunai higher.
"Get out you liar, you SNAKE!"
"Why thank you…" Orochimaru slid up in front of Tsunade, only the desk separated them. His forked tounge was lolinging out of his thin mouth. Tsunade backed up into the window, and Orochimaru extended his neck to be right in front of her face. "You can't escape me…"
Tsunade tried to cut the neck, but he avoided all of her attacks. "Just leave! GO! GO BACK TO SOUND! YOU-YOU-YOU LOSER!"
Orochimaru extended his neck farther and had his lips meet Tsunade's. Was this the distraction she needed? Was this what she needed? Tsunade melted, maybe he wasn't so bad. He knew how to comfort Tsunade, and that's exactly what she needed. Orochimaru stuck his tounge down her throaght and they both removed their lips from each others. "So Tsunade… when do I get the goods?"
Tsunade fumed, grabbed his neck, and threw him out the window. "NEVER YOU JERK!!"

The next day Orochimaru's broken body was found, still alive, and all of the Ninja's in Kohonagakure took one kunai each and all stabbed him to death : The end!!