The Hatta…

I have been writing a lot, but I haven't had the time to post all my work, so I haven't updated anything in forever which makes me feel bad… SO I'M SORRY T-T

Summary: Naruto is a normal teenage boy; he doesn't like going to school or doing his homework, he has tons of friends, and has a crush on someone… everything stays the same, at least, until he gets his new next door neighbor. (This takes place in a Japanese-ish city/ Suburban place… just read it)

Warnings: THIS IS SHONEN AI YAOI ((if u don't like it go away)) Please don't leave nasty comments about boyXboy love 'cause I warned you and if you don't pay attention to warnings than I can't help you poor person. And a lot of swearing… fuck, shit, damn, etc.

SASU/NARU ((Sasuke is taller so he is seme or the dominant male… I always thought Naruto looked more feminine any way))

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters… just this specific plot

Oh, Won't You be… My Neighbor?

Naruto ran out of the school doors and screamed, "IT'S SUMMER!" all the kids ran out behind him. His smiled almost spread from one ear to the other, and his cat-like whiskers curved along his cheeks. Naruto ran as fast as could from corner to corner and finally got to a giant park that extended over three blocks. He sat at the picnic table in the park where they met and almost instantly he was surrounded by a group of guys, and girls gathered not to far away,

"Yo Naruto!" A brunette said, he wore a ponytail and his brown hair seemed to jut out in every direction,

"Shikamaru, ain't it great? No school!" A chubby boy put his hand on the brunette's shoulder and smiled,

"Hey? Ain't we supposed to be doin' something fun!" A short brown spiky haired boy yelled,

"Cram it Kiba, I'm trying to think!" Naruto roared over the yelling and chattering of the crowd around him, he grumbled something and looked over to the group of giggling girls at the other table, his eyes zeroed in on one girl in particular, she had bright bubble gum pink hair that hung by her shoulders, and her usual teal eyes were shut as she laughed cutely with the girls,

Kiba stared at his best friend curiously, "Naruto, whatcha looking at?" he asked honestly,

Shikamaru spoke, "Can't you tell? He's lookin' at Sakura, you can tell by that look in his eyes."

Naruto's eyes snapped back into his skull "Huh… what?" was all he said,

"You were staring at her again weren't you?" A slick black haired guy said, he had bulging yes and definitely was NOT attractive,

"Shaddup Lee! I wasn't lookin' at anybody!" Naruto shouted,

Everyone sniggered, "We all no you like Sakura… just admit it." Shikamaru yawned,

"Why should I admit to somethin' that isn't true!" the blond argued,

"Whatever, why don't we just go to my place and play video games. I've got Guitar Hero III." Kiba tried to get off subject,

"I'd love to kick your sorry asses, but the dictator wants me home in like five minutes so I gotta run." Naruto sighed; he bolted right after his friends gave him their good byes,

"Bye lil' Naruto!" Shikamaru smirked,

"JUST BECAUSE I'M SHORT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN CALL ME THAT!" He yelled over his shoulder, he disappeared once he turned the corner,

ooo Naruto's House ooo

Naruto slowly turned the gold knob of the dark wood door and pushed it in slowly, creeping in before a sharp voice caused the blonde's body to freeze,

"Stop right there." A silver haired male sat on the chair, "I want to talk to you." His voice changed to that 'I've got serious and/or shitty news… your pick' tone,

"Yes Kakashi, I mean Dad." Naruto had the habit of calling his dad by his name because his teacher was in fact his father… well Kakashi adopted him but he was still his father,

"Come, sit, sit." Kakashi ordered him around like a dog,

Naruto sat on the floor, "Yes?"

"Do you remember the people who used to live next door?" Kakashi asked, receiving and obvious nod, "Well, it's been a year and they haven't got a single offer."

"And this has to do with me how?" Naruto asked obnoxiously,

"My friend Iruka and his son are going to move in, I wanted to tell you this so you will be nice… you remember why the neighbors moved don't you?" Kakashi glared,

"Yeah, yeah, I know. No throwing eggs, prank calling, ringing their door bell, and other various thing to that home, it's not my fault they couldn't take a joke." Naruto said innocently,

"You're lucky they didn't press charges." Kakashi grumbled, "They are going to move all their stuff into the house in one day, so be prepared to work tomorrow."

"WHAT! But I had plans with guys tomorrow!" Naruto whined,

"Well cancel, 'cause you aren't going anywhere until I say so." Kakashi said sternly,

"AAWWW MAN!" Naruto stomped upstairs to his room,

ooo Tomorrow ooo

SLAM SLAM SLAM, "NARUTO IT'S TIME TO GET UP!" Kakashi yelled through Naruto's door,

"Uuhhnnn… I duh wanna go ta school…" Naruto grumbled,

"NARUTO GET YOUR BUTT OUTTA BED NOW!" Kakashi yelled through a cascade of slamming,

Naruto's body jumped and instead of landing in his original position, half his body slid off the bed and his shoulders hit the ground. His arms bent funny behind his back, "Owwww, you almost gave me a heart attack!" he moaned loud enough so his voice pushed through the door,

"Good, now get up!" Kakashi chuckled, his footsteps faded as he got further down the hall,

Naruto looked at his clock, "IT'S FUCKING 6AM!" he yelled, instantly covering his mouth for his previous swear. Like a drone, he got up, got dressed, brushed his teeth and forever spiky hair, and put on his signature goggles… he ALWAYS wore his goggle no matter what. He pushed through his poster covered door and stomped his bare feet to the kitchen,

"G'morning, sunshine." Kakashi said sarcastically,

"Any reason why I have to be up at 6am?" Naruto growled,

"Yes, the new neighbors are going to be here at 6:30. Now eat your breakfast." Kakashi set a plate of eggs, bacon, and toast in front of Naruto; he sat with his plate and smiled,

"Thanks Dad." Naruto gave a half hearted smile and ate his breakfast slowly, "I have a question." He said about half way through his meal,

"Yeah?" Kakashi replied, taking a sip of his coffee,

"Why is your friend moving here?" Naruto asked,

Kakashi froze and gave Naruto a questioning look, "He wanted to move to Japan and the housing in America is getting too expensive… he also said it would be nice to see some of his old friends he left here."

"This guy is an American, so his son is a pig?" Naruto joked,

"No, his son is also adopted… and they are both native to the Japanese language." Kakashi said sophisticatedly,

"OK I was just wondering… what is his son's name? All you say is 'Iruka's son.'" Naruto snickered,

"I don't know his son's name." Kakashi instantly downed his coffee and left the table, "But we're about to find out." He said, looking out the window,

Naruto dropped his fork, "They're early." He simply stated and scraped the remainder of his plate into the garbage and set the dishes into the sink,

"C'mon, let's meet the neighbors." Kakashi gave Naruto a killer smile,

"Great." Naruto grumbled under his breath, he followed behind his father,

ooo Iruka ooo

Iruka smiled, "Sasuke, aren't you excited?"

"Thrilled." The raven haired teen next to him snarled,

"C'mon, at least we don't have to speak a completely different language anymore… and maybe you'll find some new friends here." Iruka tried to stay optimistic,

"Sure…" He had a deep almost dull voice, his eyes were the same color as his hair and he looked like he never saw sunlight a day of his life.

Iruka pulled into the driveway of his new home and a large truck pulled up into there front yard, Iruka saw Kakashi through the window and honked his horn like crazy, receiving a smile in return,

"C'mon, let's meet the neighbors." Iruka gave Sasuke a killer smile,

They climbed out of the car, Kakashi and Naruto were only a few feet away,

"Hey Iruka! How long's it been? Five years?" Kakashi smiled and gave his friend a quick hug,

"Four years, eight months, and twenty three days, but who's counting?" Iruka chuckled, Kakashi gave him a puzzled look, "Jeez Kashi, I was just kidding!"

"I was worried for a minute there." Kakashi chuckled,

Sasuke glared at the boy in front of him, 'Great, another one of those obnoxious punks who think they're better than everyone else… just my fucking luck.'

Naruto looked at the boy with his innocent blue eyes, 'Great an emotional gothy teen who thinks everyone in the world is out to get him.' he grinned, "H-hi! My name's Naruto Uzamaki. What's yours?" he held out his hand and saw that the raven was about a head taller than him,

Sasuke gave Naruto a strange look and put his hand in the blonde's, "The name is Sasuke Uchiha." His dark voice was pretty loud,

'How'd he get his hair to do that!' He thought, unintentionally staring,

"Did anyone tell you it's rude to stare?" Sasuke scoffed, this was going to be a long day, he walked off to his parent, "So are we going to start?"

"Actually, your job today is to learn you way around here. Naruto is going to show you." Iruka smiled,

Both teens shouted, "WHAAAAT! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" they looked at each other and then the two adults, "DAD!"

Kakashi chuckled, "Looks like you two will get along fine, the movers are going to help us and most of this stuff is too heavy for you guys anyway, so go have fun!"

'Lovely, the second this guy gets out of range of an adult I'll probably get showered with insults…this is definitely NOT good.' Sasuke thought, "Let's go then,"

'Great I get to take a walk with Mr. Sunshine.' Naruto thought, "Follow me." They both walked down the sidewalk, not knowing exactly what to do.

ooo At the Park ooo

They had been walking for at least an hour and Naruto would mutter the places to remember, but other than that they were completely silent,

"This is the park." Naruto said softly, "Other than the school there isn't much more to show you…"

"Kay." Sasuke gave a small reply,

Naruto's eyes glittered and he saw his friends sitting on their bench,

"Yo Naruto, get your ass over here!" Shikamaru shouted, following by a chorus of 'Get over here' and 'C'mon'

"C'mon, you can meet some of my friends!" Naruto laughed,

"Joy." Sasuke muttered,

Naruto latched onto Sasuke's arm and dragged him by the group of boys, "Hey guys!" Naruto smiled, still grabbing Sasuke's arm,

Sasuke pulled his arm away and scowled, "Hey, who's this guy? I've never seen him before." The chubby boy, Chouji examined the raven haired boy,

"I'm Sasuke, Uchiha." His dark voice made the crowd silent

"He's my new neighbor." Naruto informed the group,

"Sound's like someone's 'creeping with the guy next door'!" Shikamaru mocked,

"Shut it!" Naruto blushed, "Fuck you… if you're gonna crack gay jokes I'm leaving." he turned and walked away,

"Fine, be that way… see if I care." Shikamaru said lazily,

"Man, Shika you don't have to be so rude to him just because he introduces someone." Lee sighed,

Sasuke left a few seconds after Naruto did and the group sniggered about Naruto's newly acquired 'neighbor.'

They walked in silence until they were a few blocks from home; Sasuke broke the heavy silence,

"Why didn't you just ditch me or something when you saw your friends it would have been a lot easier on you and I would have just gone back." Sasuke said,

"Well, I thought it would be cool if I introduced you to some of my friends and I don't think my old man would be too happy if I ditched someone who didn't know their way home." Naruto replied,

"I knew my way back!" Sasuke lied,

"Yeah, sure ya did." Naruto smirked to himself,

"Quit treating me like I'm two, I knew my way home and I didn't need you're help." Sasuke boasted,

Naruto had to look up slightly to look the raven in the eyes, "Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me you knew the way home."

Sasuke glared at the boy and without even blinking he said, "I. Knew. The. Way. Home. Jerk off, believe me now?"

Naruto smiled, "Fine, Ice Princess, you knew your way home!"

"Don't call me Ice Princess!" Sasuke shouted,

"Don't call me Jerk off!" Naruto shouted back,

"Well you are a jerk off!" Sasuke argued,

"Well, you are an ice princess!" Naruto glared at Sasuke,

"Knock it off you two!" Kakashi interrupted, "Iruka has dinner for us, let's be good little boys and enjoy the food he is giving us." He turned on his heel and the two boys followed behind him into the house next to Naruto's,

ooo Middle of the Night ooo

Darkness, Naruto floated in the over abundance of black as he slept, time moving by like a rocket. A crackling noise was heard, becoming louder and louder as if someone had been walking to his room with a campfire in his or her hands. Fire. Naruto's eyes shot open and he pretty much did a back flip off his bed, running to his window. The scene before him could terrify the bravest man on earth, the whole house next to his was a deep scarlet and it looked like a piece of hell opened up and started to consume the innocent home. Then, a loud crash echoed throughout the neighborhood as the top floor collapsed.

Like a bullet, Naruto flew out his front door in orange boxers and a navy blue T-shirt checking if the people inside managed to get out. Iruka stood by the moving truck with his eyes wide and he had a few cuts; one across his forehead, a couple torn into his clothes, and blood dripped from cuts along his arms. Only a few others were outside and firefighters only contained the fire, Naruto ran to the chief

"What's going on? Why aren't you puttin' out the fire!" Naruto yelled,

"I'm sorry, we got here too late, the only thing we can do now is wait for the fire to die down and then start putting the whole thing out." The chief gave him a smile,

Naruto's head turned, left and right it tossed, he couldn't find him! "Excuse me," Naruto said, despite his worry, "was anyone left in the house?"

"Heavens no! A boy did go to the hospital though." The chief replied, his face saddened,

"Sasuke." Naruto whispered to himself, he bolted into the house and threw on a pair of pants and tennis shoes, somehow remembering his goggles and hung them on his neck, quickly returning outside and jogging down the street, 'The hospital is only a ten minute walk from here, so if I run I can get there in five' He thought as he calculated more and more numbers, he panted as he ran through the emergency room doors and slammed his hands on the counter,

"What's you emergency sir?" The secretary said in a nasally tone,

"I have a friend who just came in; he was in a fire…" Naruto panted,

"Oh, I know who you're talking about…" her fingers danced over the keys, "Go to the third floor and he's in room 216C."

"Thank you," Naruto sighed; he turned the corner and bolted once out of sight. In the elevator, he jammed his thumb on the 3 button and the doors closed, the red numbers changed as he felt the lift under him and the long jerk. He didn't even let the door finish opening and he ran down the long corridor,

"213… 214… 215… 216! And, 261A… B… C!" Naruto set his hand on the cold metal handle, his body froze, 'What if he's burned so bad I can't recognize him? Never mind that! I just need to know if he's OK!' his hand turned and he pushed the door in,

"Na-naruto? What are you doing here?" Sasuke asked, a bandage laced his upper arm and the blanket was pulled off enough where a pale thigh was wrapped tightly in a bandage,

"No, 'what the hell are you doing here jerk off?' I'm surprised." Naruto said sarcastically, sighing in relief 'Good, it's only a few cuts and bruises.'

"I-I was just surprised you came… it's like 3:30am." Sasuke replied so it sounded like an insult,

"Well the fireman said you were at the hospital, I couldn't just go back to bed!" Naruto said defensively,

"You could have stayed with Iruka." Sasuke said in a small voice,

"I don't wanna watch a house burn down… by the way, are you alright?" Naruto asked with a concerned look in his eyes,

"One of the support beams got me in the leg and I grazed my arm on broken glass 'cause I had to crawl out a window." Sasuke almost bragged, showing off his arm,

"Lemme see your leg," Naruto advanced to the hospital bed and Sasuke pulled the blanket off the rest of his well built leg, "man, that's pretty bad!" Naruto glanced up the side of Sasuke's body, the clothes they gave him were a very plastic material and wrapped around the taller one so that his whole right side was bare,

"Something wrong?" Sasuke asked the staring blond,

"Huh? Oh, no… I was just thinking." Naruto yawned, trying to hide his blush,

"You should go home, it's really late and I'm fine." Sasuke waved Naruto off,

"No way! I ran here and now I'm staying until morning, I'm too tired to go anywhere anyway." Naruto pulled up a chair next to the bed,

"As you wish." Sasuke said and leaned back, letting his head rest on the fluffy pillows, "I get out of here tomorrow so you don't have to be here long." His eyes got heavier, and his lids fell faster as sleep consumed his body,

"Whatever, I rea…" Naruto saw the Uchiha sound asleep, Naruto took a look at the taller boy and pulled the covers back over him until sleep crept over him too,

ooo Morning ooo

"Hey, Naruto, wake up!" A low voiced whisper was heard and darkness was in Naruto's sight, he felt his shoulder being heavily shaken and his eyes glided open and his body jerked so his back hit the support behind him,

Naruto rubbed his eyes like a child and groaned, "Ugh, where am I?"

"At the hospital, dobe." The mysterious voice was revealed as Sasuke,

"Why did you wake me up? I was having such I nice dream." Naruto scowled,

"Well I woke up with a head in my lap, so SORRY if I wanted you off." Sasuke argued,

"Will you two ever stop fighting?" The silver haired teacher growled, just coming in from where ever he was,

"How's Iruka?" Sasuke asked,

"He'll be fine, just a couple cuts. You gave us quite a scare last night; your leg was pretty bad." Kakashi smiled,

"I'm fine… I don't know how many times I have to say that." Sasuke sighed,

"As you know, the whole house and everything in it was destroyed, luckily, the only things that we moved in were the bigger stuff like the sofa, chairs, tables, and so on. You bed, clothes, and stuff along with Iruka's were all out in the truck so not much was burned in the fire." Kakashi continued, "As you know, for now you are homeless, so I was thinking you and Iruka could stay with me and Naruto. We don't use the second floor and it'll be like living in a duplex, your bedroom will be next to Naruto's and Iruka's will be upstairs and the remainder of the rooms will be whatever you and Iruka decide. Are you OK with all this? I know it's really sudden, but it's such short notice and there really isn't much we can do. The government is willing to rebuild the house but it'll take a good year because of all the work that has to be done…"

"That's OK I guess…" Sasuke said startled,

Naruto's mouth dropped, if it could, it would have hit the floor, "WHHHAAAAATTT!"

"Oh won't you be… my neighbor?" Sasuke smirked,

SHIT

AWFUL ending for my first chapter T-T but yeah… I like the story - I hope you did to!

rEvIeW pLeAsEs!