Disclaimer: If we owned Harry Potter, Ron would need a lot more CPR, and Hermione would have recently taken a CPR class. Sadly this is not the case.

This story's our first. Hope you enjoy it (keep in mind it will be complete and utter fluff for the first five chapters)! Review!

Chapter one

"Lily, will you go out with me? Please?" James has only been asking me this for the past 5 years, on an average of once a day. It's starting to get rather old. Just a little. 'Oh, what the hell" I thought. "Sure James, why not?"

James fainted…

"Uh Sirius. Could I get a hand with this?" I asked. We dragged James off to the hospital wing.

Two days later James woke up. "Do you mean it?" he asked.

"Yes, but please don't faint again." I think to myself: What have I gotten myself into? He launches himself at me, and hugs me. "Um James? I can't breathe."

"Whoops. Sorry." We hear a soft cough, and turn around to see Sirius.

"Not to interrupt anything…. But we have potions in five minutes, with Slytherin." He makes a face.

"Why are we always with them?" James questions for the umpteenth time.

"Because the faculty enjoys torturing us?" Sirius asked in reply. Remus enters the hospital wing. "Guys, I hate to bring this up: but we have potions in thirty, twenty nine, twenty eight, seconds." We all sprint out of the hospital wing.

Later that afternoon

"Lily, just wondering, why did you finally decide to go out with me?" James asks.

"The question was getting on my nerves" I roll my eyes. "No, really, you've become a lot less egotistical over the past year, you've stopped being such a bully, and you are kinda cute, I guess." I smile at him. He leans in closer toward me "Lily…"

"Oh, stop stalling already." I kiss him. He doesn't move for a second, then starts kissing me back. He actually is a rather good kisser, to my surprise. After a while we need to breathe, and break apart, breathing hard.

"If you knew how long I've been wanting to do that…." James sighs.

"Oh, I have some idea…"

"Well, well, well. Potter and the mudblood. Didn't see that one coming, at all." A sarcastic voice cuts in from behind us."

"Fuck off Snivellus." James says through gritted teeth. I sigh.

"Oh, but this is so much more entertaining." Snape sneers.

"James, just ignore him, it's not worth the effort." I plead.

"Oh yes. Hide behind your little mudblood slut." Snape smirks.

"Now you've gone too far." James stands up, his hands balled into fists.

"JAMES, YOU ARE HEAD BOY. YOU WILL NOT GO ATTACKING A PREFECT." I yell. Both boys stare at me in surprise.

"But, but, he insulted you Lily!"

"How sweet" Snape drawls. "You rarely see such chivalry these days."

James growls and lunges at Snape, knocking him down on the ground. A group of students passing by start chanting "Fight, fight, fight."

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Oh no. McGonagall. "JAMES POTTER AND SEVERUS SNAPE! I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU! DETENTION FOR BOTH OF YOU!"

"But professor…." James pleads.

"NO BUTS! DETENTION!" McGonagall leaves.

"Damn it. Sorry Lily" James apologizes. No, not the puppy dog face! Must….resist…..NOOOOO!

"It's okay James. Just try not to kill anyone."

"Okay, I'll try."