Darkpyra: WARNING: this is very random and may cause confusion.

Yami: Good Ra! Run if you can!

Darkpyra: -_-;;;; Not funny Yami.

Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-gi-oh, wish I did, yada-yada, blah-blah-blah. you get the point.

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"Mwahahahaha! Bow to me my minions! Bow to your all-powerful master!! Mwahaha -"

"Yami," Ryou said to Yami Bakura, stifling a yawn, "It's time for breakfast." Ryou eyed the audience of teddy bears and other stuffed animals.

"Well, alright. My minions - do not move!" Ryou gave an exasperated sigh. One of the teddy bears fell over. "You there!" Yami Bakura shouted, pointing accusingly at the toppled teddy. "An act of defiance! I shall send you to the Shadow Realm!"

"Erm - breakfast.?"

"In a minute!" The room darkened considerably as Yami Bakura summoned his powers and the helpless stuffed animal was sent the Shadow Realm.

~In the Shadow Realm~

"Narg?" Wondered the mysterious shadow-creature as yet ANOTHER teddy bear appeared atop the mountain of stuffed animals. Another of these strange creatures? Fifth time this week! The creature thought.

~Elsewhere~

Yami yawned loudly as Yugi prepared some coffee. Yugi did not make any for himself because of the fact that it made him short. Yugi glanced sleepily at the clock - 6:01 A.M. Good god!

"Yami, why do why have to be up so early?"

"Evil does not sleep, hikari, so we must be up and alert both early and late."

".whatever." The coffee bleeped to signal that it was done. Yugi poured the substance into a cup and added some milk and sugar. "Here," He said. He set the cup in front of yami and rubbed his eyes. He despised waking up early. Yami took a swig of the coffee and his eyes bugged out. "What is it?" Yugi asked, stifling a yawn.

"Aibou!!!!!"

"Whaaaaaaaat??"

"Look at this stuff you call coffee!!!" Yami held the coffee mug upside down and thick, black liquid slowly slimed down the sides of the cup. Yugi smelled a lot of salt too, and vaguely remembered that he hadn't checked the label on the sugar. "How much coffee grounds did you use?!?"

"Um..?" Yugi tried to remember and recalled pouring it in without measuring. Yugi gave a nervous laugh, "Well gee Yami, I thought you liked your coffee strong, hehehe."

"AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!"

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Darkpyra: Well, that's it for now, might do a couple more chapters on Joey, Malik and Yami Malik, and Tristan's morning.

Shadow-creature: Narg?

Yami: No!!!!!!!

Darkpyra: You tell me if you want me to do that. R&R!!!