M-I-X: The stupidest piece of sh*t you've probably ever read.

This is my first lengthy fic with curses. Censored, of course, because I want everybody to read it...even people in libraries...like me... (sniffle) Just read! I don't own any one except for AJ, whom you'll see later. He's my alter ego! Prepare for stupidity...

Mario: (sitting in the living room, looking up at the ceiling) Ah...Life is good...

Pichu: YOU'RE DEAD!

Mario: (sighs) They need to die...

Pikachu: WHAT DID I DO NOW!

Pichu: YOU ATE MY CHIPS!

Pikachu: WHAT CHIPS?

Pichu: MY SPECIAL CHIPS!

Pikachu: I DIDN'T EAT YOUR DAMN CHIPS!

Pichu: DID!

Pikachu: NOT!

Pichu: DID!

Pikachu: NOT!

Link: (bursts through the door) What door?

There's a door...

Link: Really?

Duh...

Link: I don't-

Go in the door and shut up!

Link: Fine. (bursts through the door again) Could you please shut up!

Pichu/Pikachu: GO TO HELL, LINK!

Link: (sniffles) Stop yelling at me! (runs away, crying like a loser)

Mario: (laughs)

O...kay...Let's go to the kitchen!

Peach: (standing by the oven) This cake'll be delicious!

Zelda: You know that whenever you bake anything, it ends up in disaster...

Peach: I'm trying my luck.

Ness: (suddenly appears, stomping) Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! (continues)

Peach: Stop! You'll ruin the-

Suddenly, the stove blows up, and Zelda's hair catches fire...

Zelda: (running in circles, screaming "My hair!" repeatedly)

Peach: YOU LITTLE BRAT! (eyes turn red, grabs a knife and chases Ness all around the mansion trying to kill him)

Ness: (screaming like a girl)

Mario: Mama-mia! That's the 287th stove this month...

Yeah...back upstairs!

Pichu: DIE!

Outside! Please! Let's go...outside.

Mewtwo: You all suck.

DK: Whatever.

Bowser: You all suck.

C. Falcon: We get it...

Ganondorf: You all- (gets hit by a mallet)

Popo: SHUT UP! (gets thrown high into the clouds by Mewtwo)

All: (look up)

Kirby: ...(laughs like Nelson from The Simpsons)

You better know who that is, or you don't exist. Yep.

Jigglypuff: Let's continue.

Fox: What?

Jigglypuff: Um...I don't know.

You were asking each other questions for fun.

Jigglypuff: Really?

Duh...

Jigglypuff: Who drinks?

Y. Link: ...Me!

Link: (runs by, knocks down Y. Link, sobbing) You're all mean to me!

Bowser: Wuss.

Link: ...(runs away, but then Popo falls on top of him) Ouch.

Jigglypuff: Now...who takes steroids?

Yoshi: Luigi.

Luigi: What? I like milkshakes...I like pills...I like to mix...

Jigglypuff: Who killed someone before?

All: Me!

Jigglypuff: Who's been horribly embarrassed before?

Luigi, Popo, & Roy: Me...

Jigglypuff: When?

Luigi: When I was asked to spell "the".

Nana: That's easy! T-H-A!

Mewtwo: You all suck.

Popo: (groans) Just now...

Roy: I was practicing with my sword, when I, um, let it slip...and it stabbed a Koopa.

...So?

Roy: It was...embarrassing.

Master Hand arrives with urgent news.

MH: I have urgent-

Mewtwo: We know.

MH: Anyway, we have some guests coming soon. They are from the anime realm.

All: (excited gasps)

Nana: Excel?

Yoshi: Kintaro?

Kirby: Hamtaro?

All: ...

Kirby: What?

MH: ...We don't know yet, but they're coming. Try to- what the hell..?

There is a distant explosion.

Pikachu: (soaring through the air) PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! (lands on Popo, who, for some unknown reason, is still on top of Link)

Link: (looks up) God...help me... (gets crapped on by a bird) Eww...

MH: See you later...weaklings! (laughs diabolically) Oh. (leaves)

Pikachu: What happened?

Mr. G&W: (You better know who I am, or I'll haunt you for the rest of your days!) We're havin' anime company!

Ness: (runs by really, really, really, really, really, really quickly) Great. (screams)

Yoshi: Let's prepare!

So, what'll happen when the anime characters arrive? Will Link be free of his troubles? Will Pichu get over his chips? Send reviews on what you think'll happen, or you'll hafta wait, Bill!

Don't be a monkey! Keep your monkey!