Sukiki: This is my first how 2 annoy list and please no flames. I don't own Fullmetal alchemist. I not responsible for cuts, bruises, concussions, insineration and not living anymore.
Drakon: FYI, I helped her.
Sukiki: I love you Drakon-kin!!
Drakon: Kill me please.

20 Ways to annoy FMA characters

1. Edward in a room filled with tall people

2. Keep insisting that milk will help Edward grow

3. Ed/Roy Yaoi lemons. ^.^

4. Clog all of Riza's guns and watch them implode

5. Tell Armstrong that he scares small children

6. Tell Barry that he can't chop up anything for a month and take away his knives

7. In response to 6, watch him go INSANE!!!

8. Dump water on Mustang any time he uses alchemy

9. When he asks why, tell him that he is a fire hazard

10. Tell Edward that he has to be at least 5ft tall to use alchemy

11. Kill a cat in front of Al.(poor kitty T.T)

12. Beat the shit out of Havoc for saying that dogs are good food

13. Or better yet, have PETA do #12

14. Tell Gluttony that he is a fuckin' fat fatty

15. UNLEASH THE ENVY FANGIRLS!!!! Nuff said

16. Address Riza as the military whore

17. Keep insisting to everyone that Al is the state alchemist instead of Edward because he is tall enough to use alchemy

18. Address Greed as a man-whore(he's hot ta tah!)

19. Keep calling Edward short, sprout, pipsqueak etc

20. Tell the Elrics you know how to bring their mother back, make them do meaningless tasks (massages, growing taller, etc.) then tell them you lied and………RUN!!

Drakon: I forsee myself acting out all of these.
Sukiki: Yep!! Yay for blackmail.
Drakon: Screw you bitch *goes to torture Sasuke*
Sukiki: Whatever, she's acting all of these out. Review please, flames get sent to Drakon so she can kill you!!