The Cleveland Show presents:
'Cleveland Brown to the Rescue!'
Here is a marriage of two spin-offs: The Cleveland Show from Family Guy and Buzz Lightyear of Star Command from Toy Story, parodying The Adventures Begins movie.
NOTE: I do not own anything. The Cleveland Show belongs to the master of modern animation: Seth MacFarlane; and Buzz Lightyear of Star Command belongs to the company who put animation on the map: the Walt Disney Company.
Cast List
Cleveland Brown as Buzz Lightyear
Roberta Tubbs as Mira Nova
Rallo Tubbs as XR
Cleveland Brown Jr. as Booster
Ernie the Giant Chicken (from Family Guy) as Evil Emperor Zurg
Terry Kimple as Warp Darkmatter
Lloyd Waterman as Commander Nebula
Jeremy (from Family Guy), Bernard Bernard, Julius, Walt, Theodore as the Little Green Men
Wally Farquhare as the Leader of the Little Green Men
Freight Train Brown, Robert, Arch, Kenny West and Coach Charles McFall as the Brain Pods
Holt, Lester, Kendra, Tim and Arianna the bears as the Grubs
Night time was shining with lights coming from the Stoolbend Stadium. Among the audience were Cleveland Brown and his family. All his friends were sitting around them.
"Whoo!" Cleveland cried, standing up. "I can't believe Stoolbend is gonna play against the New York Yankees! I always thought our team was just a bunch of crap players but tonight will prove me wrong! Hopefully!"
Then one young man ran to the manager and gave him a piece of paper. He looked unhappy as he went to the microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said. "Due to an unfortunate illness, the New York Yankees cannot play tonight."
"What?" cried Cleveland, as he stood up again. "No game tonight? What kind of illness is it?"
"Um, it says here on this paper that they are stuffing from a lot of… pulled muscles," said the manager.
"Does that mean we win by default?" asked Cleveland Jr.
"No!" shouted a Yankee supporter. "It means we can riot!"
"Yeah!" agreed the audience.
They all got up and started fighting.
Lester loaded his gun. "Time to hunt down some New Yorkers! I hear black ones taste juicy."
Tim the bear and his family were eating a bunch of people, Holt was having a fight with other dwarves over sexy girls, Junior was getting punched by a gang of New York bullies and Roberta was fighting with teenage girls over handsome boys.
Rallo tried to fight with kids his age, but Donna stopped him.
"Don't you even think about it!" she snapped.
"Oh, man!" groaned Rallo. "You think just because I'm five it's means I'm not tough!"
"Attention, everyone!" cried Cleveland's voice.
Everyone looked down and saw Cleveland by the microphone.
"There must a better way to entertain ourselves than kill each other," said Cleveland.
"What do you suggest?" asked Dr. Fist.
"We can upload… um… Red Tails, Hook or The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," suggested Cleveland.
The audience groaned.
"At least they're from Spielberg and Lucas!" protested Cleveland.
"But they're getting old," moaned Holt. "Too old!"
Then everyone went back to fighting.
"Well, how about showing us lowlifes that we have our own creative imagination?" roared Cleveland on the microphone.
Everyone stopped and sat down in their seats.
"Now, here's a little action-packed, sci-fi, comedy story about friendship, partnership, betrayal and all that's good and evil," said Cleveland.
"Don't tell me it's Buzz Lightyear: The Adventures Begins movie," moaned Roberta.
Cleveland cleared his throat. "It all began on a moon in the Zeta Quadrant in deep space…"
