On Planet Earth, in an open field in Japan, there stood an incredibly strong Saiyan named Broly. There, he was looking for his nemesis by the name of Kakarot. Kakarot was the person he wanted to kill once and for all. Kakarot, as a baby, irritated baby Broly with his constant crying and since that had mentally disturbed Broly all throughout his life, Broly had sworn to kill Kakarot.

However, a demon by the name of Kane stood in front of Broly, wanting to fight him. Broly knew that this wasn't Kakarot and so he asked, "Who are you? You want to die?" Broly didn't really care anyways as he liked to destroy things and people.

the demon kane, the big red monster, was traveling when in japan he saw a man whom asked him he wanted to die that day, clearly he didn't know he was already dead inside, the demon then spoke "clearly you do not know me weakling out of my way if you do not wish to die today,as for death i am already dead inside i have witnessed and caused many horrors" kane had heard of this particular insect, his name was broly, the legendary super saiyan, apparently he had gone crazy because a young child named kakarot cried in front of him! Cried! he had not known the pain of his own brother burning his parents and house down alive or being locked in a basement through adolescence, he had not burned his brother alive because of instruction of his father or had to unmask his horrid burned face to the world!

Broly responded looking up at the man with pure undying rage, "Who are you calling a weakling? I'm the Legendary Super Saiyan and you will die by my destruction today."

kane picked up the scrawny man by the neck and chokeslammed him into the ground before sitting on top of his stomach and beating him relentlessly getting off and picking him up to piledrive him afterwards stomping him. "i don't care if you're that weakling hercule,john cena,randy orton,or broly i can and will kill you sayian" kane smiled before grabbing broly by the leg and slamming him into the ground

While Broly was on the ground, Broly kept shooting ki blasts at Kane. Afterwards, he got back up and he kicked Kane to the ground. Then, he put his foot on Kane's chest, saying, "Today, I will remember your death on this day, May 19th."

kane wasn't affected by the ki blast {because fire powers like undertaker and shit} and wanted to mess with this cretan but he had heard the date of his mother's death and got to his feet berserker practically foaming from the mouth he bit broly in the shoulder and ripped the flesh from his body, then punching broly in the chest leaving a mark before lighting his left fist on fire and punching broly in the face "waa waa you wanna cry like that baby kakarot?" kane knew what he was getting into but really didn't care,he grabbed broly by the neck with his left hand and chokeslammed

"Kakarot, KAKAROT!" Broly went crazy and he went to the Legendary Super Saiyan stage. He was then able to get up from the ground, throwing punches at Kane. After that, he kneed him in his stomach before punching Kane's face. He kept shooting ki blasts at Kane and then, he shot a bigger and more powerful ki blast.

kane was bruised it the chest from the hit and his half mask fell off {cuz ya know tag champ with daniel bryan,corporate kane, god i'm gonna be killed by the fans for this one XD} showing his grotesque face since he was quite an ugly man to broly he picked up the man and piledrived him into the dirt then picking up a nearby boulder about to slam him in the face with it before snapping out of it and realizing his mask is off. he then ran into the nearby forest putting on a suit and tie "excuse me sir are you ok do you require workers compensation for my demon persona's attack?" corporate kane asked

"Who are you?" Broly asked not recognizing kane without the mask.

"im kane bearer,i just need you to sign this waiver that says i can" kane began to scream slowly turning into demon kane "BROLY!" he shouted beating on the legendary super saiyan like a gorilla on steroids beating a two year old left hook then right then headbutt then uppercut and etc. blood flying everywhere, kane then got off of him picked him up and tombstoned him. then bing stomp to the face then kick to the side.

Broly laughed, "Hehehehe, is that all you got? Cause if that is, then it's my turn." Broly punched Kane's face and then he punched Kane repeatedly. After that, he kept kicking Kane. Afterwards, he squished Kane's face-down towards the soil and he had a very evil smirk on his face.

But none of this affected kane in fact he was done playing around he disappeared then reappeared in flames with a 2x4 covered in barb wire then set it on fire and started to beat broly in the face with it then started to strangle broly until he couldn't strangle him anymore then bing knee to the face then chokeslam,after that he beat broly's face into the ground until he bled {so like 2 punches? XD} then he picked broly up and started to beat on his chest he then grabbed broly by the ankles and swung him around before throwing him into a nearby mountain,kane disappeared then reappeared in flames behind broly chokeslamming him into the ground causing an asteroid like crater then picking broly up and bing punch to the now bloody pulp of a face.

Broly couldn't take it anymore either, so he had shot the biggest blast he could ever think of.

a ball of light appeared "Stop, you two you don't need to fight, you have lots in common, you like to beat people up, you've both went through trauma and you're both very strong"

"he's right" kane smiled grabbing the ball of light that became solid "we do like to beat people up after you broly"

"Yes, we do have a lot in common," Broly replied, smiling.

kane then tombstoned the ball before it turned into a white glowing silhouette and started to punch him repeatedly. he then disappeared "you wanna go get something to eat?" kane asked broly

"Yeah, sure," Broly replied.

(that's the end of chapter 1, tune in next time for broly/kane:bff's, oh and also i wanna give a shoutout to my co-author librapeacestar, she did all the broly stuff)