Leonard and Sheldon's BIG Bang

The air outside was crisp and jack frost had set his gangly hands upon Leonard's wrinkled winkle, sending chills down his gormless spine. Leonard entered the apartment and doing so his glasses gathered a think steam on then lenses, almost like the steam in a hot sauna filled with beastly men jizz.
"Sheldon!" Leonard called, his voice echoed throughout the apartment like the noise of a sexy dying cat.
"Yes Leonard?" A voice called back within the apartment. Leonard opened Sheldon's door. There before him was a bare bummed booty on the bed and this butt belonged to Sheldon.
"Sheldon you seemed to of misplaced your clothes!" Leonard honked like a pair of clown tits.
"Oh know I didn't, you know I say I never want children or to have coitus with a women, its because I like men Leonard, especially the Chinese eyed, glasses wearing, short ass, one testicled American hunk like your self Leonard."

So here it began. The Big Bang. Leonard grabbed his baby sized dick and wazzled it in the air. Sheldon's eyes opened wide like a vagina. He watched as Leonard's second head glimmered under the artificial lighting.
"Can I call him Captain Bell-end!" Sheldon squealed with excitement.
"Of course you can." Leonards smile reached his eyes.
Sheldon got out his Captain bell-end and it smiled at Leonards.
"giver or taker?" Leonard farted from his ears.
"I'm the taker." Sheldon giggled like a nit.
Like Chuck Norris, Leonard punched Sheldon in the donkey style.

Leonards man tits wobbled as his body moved. The room was filled with noises of the wild.
Sheldon let out a burp and magical penis butterflies emerged. Their bodies shaped like penises. Their wings shaped like penises and of course you guessed it their antlers shaped like vaginas.
They all whispered magical words into the room...
"Shit diddle mother turds." and they flew away.
Sheldon and Leonard began to cry at these beautiful words from the magical penis butterflies.
There tears poured out their eyes like shit from a colon. As they cried they ejaculated like pros. It was like a shower of sperm. But we all know of acid rain and this here was acid jizz. The jizz burned Leonard and sheldon to a dusty pulp. It fizzed like your mom.
Penny ran in like a 3 legged giraffe and screamed like a squeaky fart. The methane gas travlled to the penis shaped ashes on the floor and ignited like a hot turd. There was an explosion, they penis ash pile grew bigger and bigger and all of a sudden the penis ejaculated planets and stars and that. And we all know why its called the milky way, because of milky jizz.

The End