Notes: For the AoGAHC13 week 3 game in which teams had to scramble this chat to find the right order. (We, the officials, were desperate to have something to present, so this may not have any plot... at all.)
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Permeable531 is now online
Contacts (sorted):
mr. kaname · KaoruHyuuga · kitsutitsu · kokocrunch
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Permeable531: hey...
you on?
kokocrunch: YES HELLO HI THERE
Permeable531: gods can you NOT be so loud?
i can practically hear you
you're soooo not helping my headache right now
kokocrunch: sorry... better?
Permeable531: I was kidding. Take a joke, will you?
Err, anyways, we need to talk.
kokocrunch: gasp I've heard that line before...
you're not breaking up with me, are you? D;
Permeable531: What?!
WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER
WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT
kokocrunch: Exactly! D;
We were never together D;
That's why you can't break up with me yet D;
Permeable531: What-?
What, I don't...
UGH
Yknow what, forget it. Just forget it.
What was I saying before?
kokocrunch: IDK I FORGOT :D
Permeable531: QUIT IT KOKO.
THIS IS SERIOUS!
kokocrunch: sorry :(
go on :) listening.
Permeable531: This is gonna be long so just
just let me type alright?
Permeable531: uhh so what was I saying...?
Oh yeah. We need to talk.
And by that I mean I talk and you listen.
kokocrunch: (uhh this sounds serious)
(you sure you don't wanna do this on the phone?)
Permeable531: YES UGH
I HAVE A MAJOR HANGOVER AND
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE SO EARLY IN THE MORNING
IT'S NOT WORTH IT
kokocrunch: it's 2PM
Permeable531: UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
kokocrunch: sorry
yes please go on
shutting up now
Permeable531: ANYWAYS
as I was saying
(and ohmygod if you interrupt me now
so help me lord I will go over there and BURN YOU ALIVE)
ANYWAYS
back to what I was saying
Permeable531: Here's the thing:
What happened last night?
NEVER HAPPENED.
[message sent 2 minutes ago]
Permeable531: ...you can talk now.
kokocrunch: …
…
Permeable531: Stop with the dots already! -_-
kokocrunch: that's it?
I thought it was something serious!
Permeable531: THAT WAS SERIOUS YOU JACKASS
kokocrunch: idk if it is -_-
Permeable531: ?
kokocrunch: hate to break it to you permy
but I have nooooOOOOOooooo idea what happened last night
nooOOOOOooooo idea
Permeable531: are you shitting me
kokocrunch: nope
Permeable531: sarcasm doesn't go through the internet idiot
kokocrunch: I wasn't being sarcastic -_-
idk if you know this or not
but permy dear, sometimes
when a guy and beer love each other
things kind of happen
that the guy never remembers what it is
Permeable531: fuck you.
kokocrunch: sometimes
it comes with
this thing people call
A HANGOVER
Permeable531: well let me remind you asshole
kokocrunch: that youre what
having a HANGOVER?
Permeable531: Koko.
kokocrunch: Sumire Shouda. =)
Permeable531: seriously, i know you don't get drunk.
NEVER.
kokocrunch: uhhhhhhhhhhh
really? i get drunk all the time you know O=)
Permeable531: -_-
then just tell me
did IT happen?
kokocrunch: a lot of things happened yesternight =P
Permeable531: DID IT HAPPEN?
kokocrunch: jeez dont get mad
c'mon breathe with me
inhale
exhale
inhale
exhale
Permeable531: I know how to breathe, idiot
kokocrunch: ME TOO!
Permeable531: JUST TELL ME ALREADY
I MIGHT BE FREAKIN PREGNANT!
kokocrunch: Naaaaaaaaah =))
you were so cute clinging to me 3
Permeable531: …. Seriously.
kokocrunch: And crawling around like that... ;)))
Permeable531: ...that?
kokocrunch: and calling my name...
Permeable531: of all the guys i had to sleep with
it had to be you
UGH
kokocrunch: hey hey hey you were the one who kept clinging to me! =3
Permeable531: WHY WOULD I CLING TO YOU?!
kokocrunch: cos I rock your world...?
Permeable531: Puh-lease.
You? NO WAY.
kokocrunch: Ouch that hurt. You even said you'd be my bride when we grow up
I had to reject you :'(
Permeable531: ...what
kokocrunch: And I had to calm you down when you went on a rampage.
Permeable531: rampage?
kokocrunch: Yep. RAMPAGE.
Permeable531: how?
kokocrunch: Oh you know like this:
"I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP FOR NAP TIME IF I'M NOT YOUR BRIDE"
Permeable531: SHUT UP
kokocrunch: "I'M NOT GONNA PEEPEE PROPERLY"
Permeable531: FUCK YOU
kokocrunch: "YOU'LL CARRY ME ALL DAY LIKE A PWEENCESS"
Permeable531: Fuck You.
I Don't Believe You.
That sounds like a kid on a tantrum.
kokocrunch: yup =))
Permeable531: I Don't Act Like That.
kokocrunch: NOW you don't
but back when we were young, you were like that =P
Permeable531: SO WE DIDN'T DO IT?
kokocrunch: hm? what /it/ are you talking about anyway?
kokocrunch: …
oh
OH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOHOHOHOHO
tsk tsk naughty naughty
Permeable531: you know what "it" i'm talking about koko
kokocrunch: it can be referred to things like bananas, cucumbers, peanuts, bread
hotdog, pants, shirts
Permeable531: GROSS KOKO
EW
STOP IT
YUCK
FUCK YOU KOKO
kokocrunch: what? :P
i was talking about food.
and clothes.
Permeable531: FUCK YOU.
kokocrunch: You already did =))
Permeable531: WHAT THE FUCK
kokocrunch: O=)
Permeable531: Just tell me already. Every
SINGLE
THING
kokocrunch: what's in it for me? xD
Permeable531: I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow.
kokocrunch: nah
Permeable531: for a week.
kokocrunch: nope!
Permeable531: month.
kokocrunch: that's what i'm talkin about!
so are you ready? \O/
Permeable531: yeah
kokocrunch: kind of obvious we slept together right
since we woke up in the same bed and all
but...
Permeable531: but?
kokocrunch: brb! dinner!
Permeable531: KOKO!
I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU
IT'S AFTERNOON FOR GODDAMN SAKE!
kokocrunch: I meant lunch. 3
Permeable531: you are holding on food right now
kokocrunch: uhm
Permeable531: i'm right aren't i
kokocrunch: uh nooooooo uhhhhhh
Permeable531: koko please
kokocrunch: alright alright
we slept on the same bed
but
Permeable531: was i good?
kokocrunch: what?
Permeable531: you know what i mean
kokocrunch: holy shit wait
i'm choking shit
hahahahahha
fucking shit
hahahahahahahhahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Permeable531: KOKO!
kokocrunch: WE DIDN'T DO IT OKAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
YOU SIMPLY ACTED LIKE A 5 YR OLD KID
WANTED YOUR "BROTHER'S" ATTENTION
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
Permeable531: what
kokocrunch: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Permeable531: THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. I REMEMBER TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF.
kokocrunch: JACKET XDDDDD
Permeable531: …...
kokocrunch: O=)
Permeable531: fuck you yome
kokocrunch: love you too, permy 3
Permeable531:: so nothing happened?
kokocrunch:nope
nothing
nada
何も
무
rien
Permeable531: shut up
kokocrunch: =D =D =D =D
Permeable531: can i come over now then?
kokocrunch:eh?
uh sure why not? you're just a window away
Permeable531: open your window asshole
kokocrunch: whoops.
Permeable531: whats taking you so long?
Permeable531: koko
koko open up
kokocrunch: having lunch still =))
Permeable531: I CAN SEE YOU RIGHT THERE ASSHOLE
OPEN THE FUCK UP
kokocrunch: but I don't wanna be killed D:
Permeable531: Turn around and say that to my face asshole
kokocrunch: want to see my handsome face so badly?
hmm who am I to say no to you sweetie?
Permeable531: hurry up
kokocrunch: nope. answer it first.
Permeable531: are you kidding me?
kokocrunch: answer~~~
Permeable531: i'm your best friend.
kokocrunch: nope.
Permeable531: ...your friend?
kokocrunch: nooooope~!
Permeable531: what you don't expect me to say 'you looove me don't you'
hahahahaha
Permeable531: Koko?
fuck
koko stop joking and just open it
kokocrunch: Be my girlfriend, Sumire Shouda?
Permeable531: Open it.
kokocrunch: you'll kill me.
Permeable531: i won't. just fucking open it.
kokocrunch: I think we should close the curtains now
i'm still texting because i'm a fast typer
don't give me that look, honey :3
let's get ready
to play Tekken.
Permeable531: you're on, love. you're gonna kiss your ass goodbye.
in tekken of course.
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kokocrunch is now offline
Permeable531 is now offline
Written by all three officials-Scherzkeks, Mishaa and Black Maya.
