A Heartfelt Sorting Hat Song (Page 1) Brief annoying A/N: This is a "Sorting Hat Song" that does make fun of a few things- 1) Some of the more cliched aspects of Harry Potter fanfiction. 2) The stereotypes or *actual* types of people that JK Rowling generally puts into each house. 3) My wonderful rhyming. ;)
Please don't be offended..or do be offended, whatever. ;) I love the Harry Potter series, love some of the fanfiction, and of course, love my oh-so-original rhyming style. ;) Enjoy (or try to vaguely).

A Heartfelt Sorting Hat Song

'Ello there, good Hogwartites
Great welcome, to all true
Please do not put up any fight
When I badly sort you

Four houses that I choose from
Each with qualities to pride
There you will meet your new best friends
that in this school reside

The "cunning" go to Slytherin
but generally that means
that if you're rotten and nasty
in Slytherin you'll be

If you find that you love work
Under Hufflepuff you'll sign
a contract where the good at heart
will all work in slave mines

Ah Ravenclaw, the house of brains
Though personality is rare
Besides the fact they're very smart
They're dated without care

Gryffindor is where our heros lay
The only place to be
If you want a story centered 'round
Yourself and only thee

Four houses this school centers round
Well, really only one
Who cares about that Hufflepuff?
Or those Ravenclaw spawn?

The Slytherin are only there
to add a pint of meaness
They are the "bad guys", nothing more
Isn't that the keenest?

Gryffindor is really
The only house to be
If you really want to have
some personality

And so good folks of fanfiction,
Please listen to these rules
Abide them with your strength of heart
They are......so very cool (I rhymed!)

If Harry needs a love interest
The house they shall belong
Is in oh dear old Ravenclaw
Where cliched teens abound

If you need a character
That's cruel and tough of spirit
They bestest be in Slytherin
Or they shall just be weirdeth

A self-insertion, oh what fun!
It's Gryfindor for you
So what if in your real life
You are a coward true

The many extra characters
Are placed in Hufflepuff
The greatest house, yes of them all
The house of Miscellaneous!

Please do not flame me repeatedly
For this badly rhyming song
Why the hell not, you ask of me?
Because..um..it'd be wrong!

fin


::ducks flying objects::