What Would the Mobile Suits Say?

by:

gamer-and-a-half

disclaimer: i don't own gw, the ms, or the characters, even though i wish i did.

this fic deals with several moments in the series and endless waltz where it might have been funny to hear what the gundams or other ms might have said. enjoy, i hope.

note: i don't really remember exactly what the characters said in most of these scenes. i did my best to remember the lines correctly. sorry if i made a mistake or two... or five. ^_^



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(Episode where Zecchs and Heero fight using Epyon and Wing Zero) As Wing Zero enters the Earth's atmosphere, Zecchs notices a blip on the motion sensor, or whatever kind of MS detection system he had. (Gundams don't show up on regular radar.) When he brings up the unidentified suit on Wing Zero's computer, the powerful machine shows him possible weapons the suit may have and its capabilities.

Zecchs: "It's a Gundam; a new model!"

Wing Zero: [Dude. I know. Are you talking to me, or yourself? What a wacko of a pilot I got stuck with.]

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(Same episode) When the Epyon and Wing Zero begin their battle, they begin yelling insults at each other.

Wing Zero: [Eat beam cannon, Epyon! Call yourself a Gundam!? Your "V" isn't even yellow like the real Gundams!]

Epyon: [Eat heat rod, Wing Zero! My wings are way cooler than yours!]

Well, the battle went on like this for a while... you guys know what happened.

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(In Endless Waltz where Heero wakes up after he falls into the ocean)

Wing Zero: [Dude. Must... get up... must... kick Nataku's butt...]

Heero: "Zero. Can you move?"

Wing Zero: [Of... course. Watch me! I'll tear that little... *mumble mumble*... shred Altron to pieces... *mumble mumble*]

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(Any moment in the series where a Leo or Aries is being used)

Leo: [Here I am! Just shoot me! I'm as good as scrap metal anyways!]

Aries: [Look at me! I can fly!] *Explosion* [Noooooooo!]

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(In Endless Waltz where Quatre says "Looks like we're fighting a losing battle")

Quatre: "Looks like we're fighting a losing battle..."

Sandrock: [.....Er..... should I go into autopilot again?]

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(Episode where Zecchs first uses the Tallgeese)

Tallgeese: [Alright! First mission in twenty years! Woohoo!] *Snap* [Oh! My back... Should have... *wheeze* ...gone on test run first...]

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well, that's all for now. i hope you liked it, and if you did, please review.

gamer-and-a-half