Disclaimer-The only thing DBZ-related I own are the videos that I tape three episodes on, the Androids-Invincible DVD, and this black DBZ nightshirt I'm wearing. I own nothing to do with Bewitched. The lyric changes are my own.
Summary-It's all in the title! Welcome to Chapter on of DBZ Song Parodies!
Chapter Summary-We all know of the pervy martial arts teacher of Goku and Krillin, Master Roshi! And I'm sure the question has been drudged up in at least a few minds…has he ever actually had a girlfriend? Well, read on and find out, from an Original Character's POV!
Note-The words in the song don't rhyme, so the words in the parody won't either.
Red Indian Girl
I know an old man
Roshi's his name
Saw him at a tournament
Walked up to him
Saw him perving
Getting slapped by every girl
I said, "Why d'you perv?
Tell me your story
I'm ready now, let's begin."
He said, "Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl
I found her heart in so many places
Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl
I see her smile in so many faces."
(Her smile is the sun, and her eyes are like the moon)
He talked and he talked for so many hours
I understood his every word
I sat at his feet
And looked in his eyes
Now I know what he meant
Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl
I found her heart in so many places
Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl
I see her smile in so many faces
(Her smile is the sun, and her eyes are like the moon)
Old man, no longer alone
I'll be your red Indian friend
You'll say, "Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl
I found her heart in so many places
Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl
I see her smile in so many faces."
Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl
I found her heart in so many places
Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl
I see her smile in so many faces
(Her smile is the sun, and her eyes are like the moon)
Well, that's the first parody. Did you like it? Did you hate it? Can you tell me? REVIEW!!
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Title: The Cell Games
Parody of: The Rock Show
Genre: Romance
Romance Between: Krillin and 18
