Disclaimer-The only thing DBZ-related I own are the videos that I tape three episodes on, the Androids-Invincible DVD, and this black DBZ nightshirt I'm wearing. I own nothing to do with Bewitched. The lyric changes are my own.

Summary-It's all in the title! Welcome to Chapter on of DBZ Song Parodies!

Chapter Summary-We all know of the pervy martial arts teacher of Goku and Krillin, Master Roshi! And I'm sure the question has been drudged up in at least a few minds…has he ever actually had a girlfriend? Well, read on and find out, from an Original Character's POV!

Note-The words in the song don't rhyme, so the words in the parody won't either.

Red Indian Girl

I know an old man

Roshi's his name

Saw him at a tournament

Walked up to him

Saw him perving

Getting slapped by every girl

I said, "Why d'you perv?

Tell me your story

I'm ready now, let's begin."

He said, "Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl

I found her heart in so many places

Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl

I see her smile in so many faces."

(Her smile is the sun, and her eyes are like the moon)

He talked and he talked for so many hours

I understood his every word

I sat at his feet

And looked in his eyes

Now I know what he meant

Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl

I found her heart in so many places

Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl

I see her smile in so many faces

(Her smile is the sun, and her eyes are like the moon)

Old man, no longer alone

I'll be your red Indian friend

You'll say, "Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl

I found her heart in so many places

Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl

I see her smile in so many faces."

Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl

I found her heart in so many places

Ooh-hoo, red Indian girl

I see her smile in so many faces

(Her smile is the sun, and her eyes are like the moon)

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Title: The Cell Games

Parody of: The Rock Show

Genre: Romance

Romance Between: Krillin and 18