Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. The first chapter isn't my best, but please R&R. This is my first parody. I have written other stories, just under a different name. I am going to do a lot of parodies in the future so please tell me what you think and tell me how I could have made this better than it is. If you liked tell me and if you hate it tell me, and tell me if you thought it was so bad that you didn't even read the first sentence all the way through. Okay, I'm done taking up all your time. I'm just going to type my parody and stop this. Oh, and yes I do love SW and the characters, but this is really fun to do!
SW Ep.2 AOTP a.k.a Star Wars Attack of the Parodies:
Chapter 1:Anakin the Whiny Brat *what else is new!*
Obi-Wan: Anakin, come.
Anakin: Stop telling me what to do!
Obi-Wan: Anakin, I am your Master. You will listen to me when I tell you to do something.
Anakin *stomping in place*: You can't tell me what to do!
Obi-Wan: Oh, great. Now he's going to through a fit and whine until he gets his own way.
Anakin: I'm not throwing a fit or whining!
Yoda *walks in*: Stop whining you will.
Anakin *crying*:How many times do I have to tell you people?! I am not whining!
Obi-Wan: Anakin, stop crying!
Anakin *hysterically crying*: I am not crying!
Padmè *walks in*: Is he whining again?
Anakin: I am not whining!
Padmè: Anakin, stop it…now!
Darth Vader *appears*: Great, I'm whining again.
Anakin: You are, I mean, I am not, I mean…I'm confused! *starts crying again* Mommy! They're confusing me again! Make them stop!
Shmi: Go to your Father! You whine too much!
Anakin: I don't have a father…and I am not whining!
*Shmi whispers something to Anakin*
Anakin: Really?!
*Anakin runs over to Obi-Wan and attaches himself around one of his legs*
Anakin: Daddy!
Obi-Wan *glares at Shmi*: Anakin, I am not your Father and you are not my son!
Anakin: Don't lie Daddy.
Padmè * laughing*: Yes Father-In-Law, don't lie!
Darth Vader: I'm married to you?!?! Let's go to the bedroom!
Anakin: No, I want to go to bed with her!
Darth Vader: I'm married to her!
Anakin: No, I am!
Darth Vader: But I am you!
Anakin: If you're me, and I'm me, how are we both here??
*Darth Vader vanishes*
Padmè *whispers to herself*: Why couldn't Anakin be the one to disappear??
Anakin: Okay Padmè. Now that I'm gone, how about we go to bed?
Padmè: Is that all you ever think about?
Anakin *thinks for a moment*: Yes.
Padmè: I am not leaving this balcony! I refuse!
Anakin: Okay then, we'll do it right here.
*Anakin pushes Padmè to the ground and jumps on top of her pinning her to the balcony floor*
Padmè: Help! Help! Rape! Rape! Help! The whiny little brat is raping me!
*Obi-Wan and Shmi struggle to pull Anakin off of Padmè, it takes them a while, but they finally get him off of her*
Padmè: Thank you Obi-Wan.
*She walks over to Obi-Wan and kisses him on the lips, he widens his eyes and turns red*
Obi-Wan: So, Padmè--
Padmè: Yes! Yes!
Obi-Wan: Yes to what? What are you talking about?
Padmè: Yes, I'll go to bed with you!
Obi-Wan: That's not what I was going to ask you…but it works for me.
*Padmè starts to take her shirt off and Obi-Wan stops her*
Obi-Wan: Not on the balcony.
*Obi looks over at Anakin and Shmi then back to Padmè, she nods in agreement*
Shmi *snottily to Padmè*: Excuse me Padmè! But you are married.
*Shmi pushes Padmè over to Anakin*
Shmi *softly to Obi-Wan*: But I'm not.
*Shmi pulls Obi-Wan off to the bedroom while he is screaming for help and trying to get away*
TBC
Okay, I know that this chapter was terrible, but please tell me what you thought anyway if you were even able to make it all the way through the chapter. The next chapter should be up soon enough. I assure you, the next chapter will be much better than this was, and anything will be better than this chapter.
