Hey guys so this is for moonstar1300's Rogan songfic challenge I absolutely love this couple and shere we go

Song: Next Contestant

Type: Song Fic

I judge by what she's wearing

Just how many heads I'm tearing

Off of assholes coming on to her

Each night seems like it's getting worse

She works at that bar every night and every night the same thing happens. Dick heads decide that because she's hott she's up for grabs. Every night it gets worse. If they don't fucking stop hitting on MY Marie heads will fucking roll.

I wish she'd take the night off

So I don't have to bite off

Every asshole comin' on to her

It happens every night she works

Damnit just one night where I don't have to worry about dicks hitting on my Marie. Don't those dicks know she's fucking mine, and Wolverine doesn't share.

They'll go and ask the DJ

Find out just what would she say

If they all tried comin' on to her

Don't they know it's never gonna work

Those bastards say one more word to my Marie and I will castrate them. They always ask one-eye what would happen if they all came on to her those fucking bastards. By the end of tonight someone will die.

They think they'll get inside her

With every drink they buy her

Don't they know it's never gonna work

This time somebody's gettin' hurt

Those bastards better stop buying my Marie drinks. They think they'll get lucky, yeah they'll get luck with their hands but that's it. My Marie is not some cheap whore. Somebody will get hurt.

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend

Is that your hand

Crack

I heard his nose break under the contact. Aah one of the plus sides to adamantium.

"Marie we are leavin," I growled out.

"I was watin' for tha' sugah," she said smiling innocently

"Hey tommy boy I quit," she shouted. We left everyone in the bar very confused. We went home and I showed her I was the only one allowed to touch her.

That is my song fic. For those who have read my other story and actually like them. I won't be writing for a while I have stuff to do and I hope you guys check my other story's out but right now I am going to re-write my story the what if's in life with help from my beta.

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