Hey guys so this is for moonstar1300's Rogan songfic challenge I absolutely love this couple and shere we go
Song: Next Contestant
Type: Song Fic
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
She works at that bar every night and every night the same thing happens. Dick heads decide that because she's hott she's up for grabs. Every night it gets worse. If they don't fucking stop hitting on MY Marie heads will fucking roll.
I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to bite off
Every asshole comin' on to her
It happens every night she works
Damnit just one night where I don't have to worry about dicks hitting on my Marie. Don't those dicks know she's fucking mine, and Wolverine doesn't share.
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried comin' on to her
Don't they know it's never gonna work
Those bastards say one more word to my Marie and I will castrate them. They always ask one-eye what would happen if they all came on to her those fucking bastards. By the end of tonight someone will die.
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
Don't they know it's never gonna work
This time somebody's gettin' hurt
Those bastards better stop buying my Marie drinks. They think they'll get lucky, yeah they'll get luck with their hands but that's it. My Marie is not some cheap whore. Somebody will get hurt.
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend
Is that your hand
Crack
I heard his nose break under the contact. Aah one of the plus sides to adamantium.
"Marie we are leavin," I growled out.
"I was watin' for tha' sugah," she said smiling innocently
"Hey tommy boy I quit," she shouted. We left everyone in the bar very confused. We went home and I showed her I was the only one allowed to touch her.
That is my song fic. For those who have read my other story and actually like them. I won't be writing for a while I have stuff to do and I hope you guys check my other story's out but right now I am going to re-write my story the what if's in life with help from my beta.
Peace*love*review
