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It was half past twelve when Maximillion Pegasus dragged himself through the door of his million dollar estate, utterly exhausted. It was tough pretending to be hard at work all day. The house was cool and quiet, and dark. All the servants had the night off. He wanted to prance around in his lace panties without their accusatory looks. He sighed and flung his keys down on the coffee table as hard as he wanted, smiling evilly because there was no Croquet to tell him not to. He smirked arrogantly as he peeled off his jacket and threw it down on the floor.

"Take that Croquet, you bitch!" he said to himself in a self satisfied tone.

Chuckling softly, he stretched out on his couch. He savored the delicious silence as he pondered a very tough decision, to wear the red satin ones with the black lace or the pink ones with the cute hearts. He was deep in thought when suddenly a sound broke him out of his trance. It was the sound of footsteps. Pegasus sighed heavily.

"DAMN IT CROQUET! I TOLD YOU I WANTED SOME ALONE TIME!" Pegasus screamed.

Mumbling heatedly to himself, he reached for the box of expensive chocolate on the coffee table. He needed some chocolate to calm his nerves. He selected one and popped it into his mouth, savoring the chocolaty goodness. Well, he thought as he sucked on the chocolate, I'll just tell that man he has to leave. I need me my Pegasus Panty Time. But I am NOT going upstairs, I need to re-lax.

Grumbling to himself, he reached for his brown leather man purse and dug out his tiny purple cell phone.

"Damn that man." He muttered to himself as he dialed his number.

Croquet picked up on the second ring.

"What Pegasus?" Croquet asked in annoyance.

"Don't you talk to me that way mister. I thought I told you to stay out of the house tonight?" Pegasus demanded.

"What on earth are you talking about Pegasus? I'm not at the house." Croquet said.

Pegasus felt his heart stop. "What did you say?" He whispered.

"I'm not at the house you lunatic. No one is. Your alone." Croquet said in exasperation.

Pegasus dropped the phone on the floor. "Oh. My. Gosh. There's a muuurderer in the house." He whispered to himself.

He was scared. Really scared. He heard floor boards creaking upstairs. Pegasus sat there biting his nails, absolutely terrified. Then he stopped and shook his head at himself.

"Calm down Pegasus man, you're ruining a perfectly good French manicure." He told himself.

He gritted his teeth and stood up. He carefully crept into the kitchen, making sure to be absolutely silent. He couldn't let that big bad murderer hear him. He grabbed a frying pan, then tip toed into the living room up to the stairs. He army crawled up the stairs, wiping a bead of sweat off his forehead when he made it.

His heart was beating a million miles per second as he peered around the corner. There, at the end of the hallway, was a light on. The light was on in the bathroom.

"Oh my, oh my, the murderer is…. Is using my bathroom!" He exclaimed softly to himself.

Bracing himself and clutching the frying pan securely in his hand, he started to tip toe down the hallway. Beads of sweat dripped rapidly down every inch of his studly body and his silk suit clung to his damp skin. He. Was. Scared. But the fact that he was extremely se-xy right now did not escape him. Perhaps the murderer would be so entranced bye his sexiness that he would be able to over-power him. He chuckled softly to himself at this thought, then got scared again and tightened his grip on the frying pan.

He was almost at the door now. He bit his lip, raised the frying pan high above his head, then let out a bird call as he karate kicked the door open.

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, MUUURDERER!" He bellowed, making threatening gestures with the frying pan.

A soft giggle from his bathtub made him lower the pan.

"Kylie?" He asked.

Sitting in a bubble bath in his bathtub was his good friend, Kylie Valentine.

"What the hell are you doing here girl?" He asked.

"Taking a bath, duh!" Was the reply.

Pegasus wrinkled his forehead as he stared at the crazy blonde that was one of his best friends.

"Yesss, I can see that. But why are you using my bathtub?" He asked.

She sighed and crossed her legs and leaned back in the water. "I needed a place to stay, and you told me before I could crash here if I wanted." Kylie said.

"Ah, so I take it that you and Devin are having some issues?" Pegasus said.

Kylie scoffed at the name "Devin" and blew some bubbles out of her palm.

"Devin is a broke ass loser who does not deserve me." Kylie said heatedly.

Pegasus smirked. He set the frying pan down on the sink and sat on the toilet. "Told you he was white trash honey." He said as he crossed his legs.

Kylie gave him a stern look. "It was not because he lost his job, lord knows I've dated losers worse than him." Kylie said.

"True, you do have a knack for picking losers sweetie." Pegasus said as he admired his nails, that were slightly messed up but he would have to deal with it later.

Kylie made a face and threw a handful of bubbles at him. "Shut up asshole." She said.

He chuckled at her. "Well, if it wasn't 'cause he was poor, why'd you cut him loose doll face?" Pegasus asked.

"He was just an ass. I got sick of him. So I left, after stealing the little bit of money he had." Kylie said a satisfied smile as she twirled a wet curl around her finger.

"You didn't!" Pegasus said with a smirk.

"I did indeed my love. And I don't feel bad. That fucker cheated on me. With Tracy." Kylie said.

"That ugly hoe? He's dumb as hell to risk loosing you over her." Pegasus said.

Kylie blew him a kiss and flashed him a dazzling smile. "Thanks babe. So I stole the little bit of money he had and his stupid video games and X-box. I got myself a plane ticket to Domino and a couple new outfits." Kylie said.

Pegasus smiled at her. "Kudos to you for stealing the video games. But I would have taken the car." Pegasus said.

Kylie grimaced. "He doesn't have one." She said.

Pegasus laughed. "La-la-loser! But you know babe, you should have just given me a call and I would have sent you a plane ticket." Pegasus said.

"I know, but taking his stuff was more fun." She said.

Pegasus smirked and flicked his wrist at her. "Oh, I have missed you." He said.

"Missed you too love. So it's cool with you if I stay here with you for a while?" She asked.

"Stay forever if you'd like. You know I love you." He said.

"Love you too babe. Scrub my back." She commanded and threw a wash rag at him. She turned her back to him and he started scrubbing.

"Only do me a favor." She said.

"What's that doll?" He asked her.

"Don't tell Mai that I'm here. You know my cousin. She'll lecture the hell out of me about how this is another set back in my life and how it's time I get serious and do something." Kylie said and scrunched up her nose.

"Oh yes, I know Mai Valentine. But you can't really expect to keep this from her. She'll find out somehow." Pegasus said.

"I'll tell her eventually. But I want to get a job or something first so she won't say I'm wasting my life and that I'm actually doing something." Kylie said.

Pegasus rolled his eyes.

"You're only eighteen. You have plenty of time to 'do something'. But if you want, I'll get you a job at my company. You can be my secretary. Or at least pretend to be." He said.

"Awesome. But I thought you retired?" She asked.

"I did. But I'm back. The fishies got boring." He said.

Kylie giggled.

"You're so crazy, but that's why I love you. Ok, I'm getting out. Can you hand me a towel?" She asked and stood up.

Pegasus smirked and watched the soap and water off of her.

"This would make a hell of a porno." Pegasus said as he handed her a towel.

"We can always make our own porno one day." Kylie said absently as she wrapped the towel around herself.

"Yesss, we're definitely put it on our to do list." Pegasus said as he grabbed her hand and guided her out of the tub.

"Definitely," Kylie said as they walked out of the bathroom together," alright sweetie. I'm going to bed. I'm tired from the plane ride."

"Alright doll, see you in the morning." Pegasus said and kissed her cheek.

Kylie kissed him back.

"Night lovely." She said, then headed to her room.