I, Horatio Caine, have news to share with everyone.

Gather around.

I've decided that I don't care what society thinks.

Recently, I went to Brazil to avenge the death of my wife (you remember her, yes? How could you not remember any words that were uttered from these lips?). While there, I did what was right in the name of Power, Justice, and Revenge, and I killed the man who arranged for her murder, Anthony Riaz.

Something occurred to me, seconds after I pulled my knife out of his stomach. Life is short. Be with the people you love.

And that is how I've come to this conclusion.

I will be with my Sunglasses of Justice. I'm glad that finally, I can stop resisting. Who cares what society thinks? I'm in love, and that's all that matters.

And if anyone has a problem with the woman I love, I personally will ruin their lives and send them out of Miami.

Or my name isn't Horatio Caine.