Meow & Mango: Teh first collab we've done in a while…and of course it's crack. :D ALL HAIL MANGO FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA. XD
Disclaimer: We do not own Bleach or REJECTED. Actually, even Ulquiorra as the "banana" was already cast by someone on Youtube who made a video of it… And also, Bananaman is evidently already a British comic of some sort, so we would like to clarify that our fanfiction series has no affiliation with said British comic whatsoever. We did not discover this fact until after we had decided to write this story.
Link to the original "My Spoon is too Big" video can be found here:
http: / / www. youtube .com / watch?v =LrStENrKZa8
Link to the Bleach remake:
http: / / www. youtube .com / watch?v =K0TFlMC8kw0
Episode 0: Prologue
"My spoooon is toooo biiiiiig," said Nnoitra.
Zaraki Kenpachi stopped attempting to hack said spoon-headed Espada to bloody chunks and stared.
"My spoon is too big!" repeated Nnoitra.
Kenpachi blinked.
"Ma spoon is too big!" said Nnoitra (again), as if the two previous times weren't enough.
The captain of the Eleventh Division opened his mouth as if he was going to say something, but was interrupted (quite rudely) by a certain Fourth Espada in a banana suit, who decided to waddle into sight.
"I…AM A BANANA!" Ulquiorra half-stated, half-shrieked, a vacant expression in his eyes.
And thus, the foundation for an epic tale was laid.
XD The next installment shall be added...sometime tomorrow. Yush.
