Hey peoples. I thought up this story since I was bored. This is based on iTorchic's story.

I don't own HP


1. Dress up as King Kong

"Put me down this instant Potter!"

"Rawr"

"AH NOT THE HAIR!"

"Hehe"

2. Bring Waldo to life

Hermione was giggling uncontrollably.

"…Is that Waldo?"

"HEHEHEEHHAHAHAHAHAH"

"…"

3. Throw Skittles at random people and scream "Taste the rainbow!"

Never give George skittles.

4. Dress up as a baby and ask the nearest person to change you.

"Severus, I made an uh-oh. Can you change me?"

"…Albus, that is just disturbing."

5. Take a vacation.

"Potter, you're supposed to be making Amortentia, not lounging around with a sunhat."

"Whatevs. Hey Snape, can ya get me a little umbrella for my drink?"

*smack*

Harry starts pouting.

"Now I need a real vacay."


XD This is hilarious. My cousin just got married, so I salvaged enough time for this. R&R please. Who are you going for the Olympics?