AN: So, this is just kind of a crack idea I came up with. The opposite of a serious fic. And I know they're both a tad OOC, but we can deal, right? ;)

Disclaimer: I do not own Kamijou Hiroki, Kusama Nowaki, or Junjou Romantica.

LOVE LETTER TO JAPAN

Dear Hiro-san,

Today was another completely overwhelming day in my studies. That on top of how late I was studying last night, and I'm about ready to pass out! But I have more to learn… so much more to learn.

Oh, Hiro-san, I long to see you every minute of every hour of every day. I wish you could be here with me. I'm working as hard as I can, so I can be in your arms as soon as possible!

I miss you so much. Suki dayo.

Nowaki

Hiroki stared blankly at the folded letter in his hands, feeling the color rise to his cheeks. How could Nowaki have never sent these? Unbeknownst to the giant med student, Hiroki would sneak into the giant tote bag of letters almost every evening and read a new one. However sappy, embarrassing, or repetitive, they always seemed to make him smile.

Hiroki folded the note carefully into its envelope and placed it back in the bag, glancing hesitantly at the dozens of letters mixed in with it. Oh, what the hell. He helped himself to a second one, eagerly unfolding the unsealed envelope addressed Kamijou Hiroki.

Dear Hiro-san,

I can't seem to get you off my mind. I was feeling very xxx so I xxx-d about xxx-ing your xxx and then you xxx-ing my—

"NOWAKI!" Hiroki bellowed at the top of his lungs, turning beet red up to his ears.

"Hiro-san?" Kusama Nowaki all but sprinted into the room where his lover awaited, a look of worry etched across his face. When he saw that his beloved Hiroki wasn't in any state of emergency, he relaxed. "What's the—"

"WHAT IS THIS?"

Realizing what Hiroki was desperately gesturing to, Nowaki gave a short, nervous laugh. "Ah, Hiro-san… that was one of my letters that I never actually, well, intended to mail. I mean, I never mailed any of them, but… as you can see, I was sort of writing it for myself. I assume you, um, understand that while being apart for so long, I—"

Nowaki was promptly booked.

THE END

AN: Pretty crackish, right? Yes, these are the letters Nowaki sent from America. D'aw. :D