This fanfic is the result of my insomnia and an overactive imagination. So imagine if River and the Doctor had 6 children. Just imagine.

The Doctor walked into the living room to see a sight of his pregnant wife separating his two fighting sons while a toddler grasped her leg. His teenage daughter was sitting in a chair listening to music, his other daughter was shouting at her mother. River looked up to see the Doctor and gave him a pleading look. The Doctor strode into the fight to relieve River; she was holding each boy by the scruff of their necks. The Doctor picked up his younger son, who continued kicking, and put him back down on the floor "All of you go to your rooms" the Doctor said loudly. All the children looked at him; even the teenager looked up at him and pulled an earphone out. "You heard me go!" the Doctor almost commanded. The children grudgingly left the room.

River looked at the Doctor and put her hand on her pregnant stomach "I can't do this" she said looking exhausted for the past thirteen years they had both been working on alternate days. In that time they had had 5 children Freya who was 13, Lily-Rose who had just turned 10, Arthur was 8, Jack was nearly 7 and a half and little Estelle who was only 3. River was also currently pregnant with a 6th and most certainly final child. All the children had been unplanned and by pregnancy number 3 the Doctor received a slap each time.

Later that night while River was asleep, the Doctor tried to think of a way to relieve the pressure on River who would be giving birth in almost 3 months. A nanny seemed the best solution, but who in their right mind would take on his children, even he knew they were a nightmare. Freya was moody and uncooperative, Lily-Rose was loud and bossy, Arthur was violent, Jack was argumentative and even Estelle was possessive and an attention seeker. He wouldn't take them on and he was their father. He only knew one person who would take on his children.

Clara walked through the TARDIS doors with a suitcase ready to see what she was faced with. The Doctor was ready to greet her "Clara! You're my saviour!" the Doctor exclaimed.

"Oh you're making me nervous" Clara smiled "So where are these kids you told me about?"

"I'll call them" the Doctor said he turned round and bellowed "KIDS!" slowly they started to appear first Lily-Rose appeared then Arthur "Here they are" Clara smiled.

"Wait" the Doctor said slowly. Jack appeared, and then Estelle came to investigate. Freya showed up looking moody and suspicious. Clara looked shocked, the Doctor could see her eyes land on each of his children as she counted them, she mouthed 5 to herself "Well you've been busy" Clara said to the Doctor. He smiled and scratched his head "Umm this is Freya, Arthur, Jack, Estelle and Lily-Rose" he gestured to each child in turn. The children mumbled hello, except from Freya who just looked at Clara critically. "Kids this is Clara" the Doctor introduced his small counterpart "She's my friend so don't scare her off"

"Hi" Clara smiled warmly. "Where are you all? What are you doing?" called a voice, River. She walked into the console room her stomach entering before the rest of her. Clara swallowed. "Hello Clara" River smiled gratefully.

"Nice to see you again, Professor" Clara nodded.

"Well you've meet my brood" River laughed "They're all yours now" Clara's eyes widened "You see I have to work and so does the Doctor" River went on. Clara nodded mutely.

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