AN: Ok so this is just a silly little oneshot I wrote for my peeps! Angel N Darkness, LacytheDemonicDuck, Katie N Cassie's Slave 4 Life, and Randy…. This is for you! Enjoy all!

Disclaimer: *looks at prompts* Not even wanting to claim this…

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Prompts: Looks Like we Made it - Barry Manilow; Mandy - Barry Manilow; Like a Virgin-Madonna; Killer Condom

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Reid was waiting for Austin to get done in the bathroom. He had wanted to surprise her for their one year anniversary and she was more than willing to go along with his plan. She had wanted to spend alone time with him for a long time, but she knew work came first and she would never stand in his way.

Spencer pulled a condom out of his nightstand drawer and set it within easy reach as he heard Austin start to make her way out of the bathroom. Reid gulped audibly as she walked out wearing nothing more than an old Cal Tech shirt of his. He could feel himself harden quickly.

"Looks like we made it a whole year babe" Austin commented as she strutted forward, noticing Spencer's current problem. Reid nodded; afraid his voice would crack if he spoke. Austin climbed into bed next to him and waited for him to grab the condom and put it on.

"I guess we have" he answered struggling to get the foil wrap off of the protection. Austin giggled as he used all of his might to try and open the package. It finally opened, the rubber condom flying through the air and hitting Austin in the eye. "Oh god baby, I'm so sorry! Are you ok?" he asked, checking her eye. Austin giggled and fell back on the bed laughing.

"The condom was trying to kill me" she replied through her fits of giggles. Spencer finally realized that she was ok and lay down next to her chuckling along.

"It's a killer condom" he said jokingly, setting his hands on Austin's body. Austin broke out into another fit of giggles as she buried herself into Spencer's side. Reid was slightly embarrassed because he couldn't open the condom without hurting his girlfriend. He knew Morgan would mock him relentlessly if word ever got out about it.

"Let's do it without the killer condom then" she said in a flirty voice once she had her laughter under control. Reid raised his eyebrows, but agreed silently as her moved so he had her body pinned under his.

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"I felt like a virgin who has never opened a condom before" Reid explained to Morgan. He had just finished telling his friend about his night, ending with the killer condom. Morgan didn't need to know all the details.

"My man, I'm surprised. I figured you were better than that" Morgan said teasingly as he clapped the young genius on the shoulder. Reid smirked.

"But I can at least keep a girl in my bed once she's in there. Unlike you who calls out the wrong name in the throes of passion. What did you call out again? Mandy?" he asked in a sarcastic tone. Morgan had come in a few days ago and told his young friend about how he had lost a girl cause he yelled out the wrong name. Reid smirked at his bewildered friend and left the break room, now feeling more confident then when he woke up this morning.

"That was once!" Morgan shouted to his retreating back.

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Ok so that was kind of short, but I thought it was funny! Let me know what you thought please!