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Alucard's little sister: Hope you like this strange adventure thing. Rated Teen just to on the safe side. It's not going to be very long (# of Chapters wise). Got the idea from the song 666 to 777 and a line that Alucard said in book 4.

The Vampire Thief

"You know I hate to admit it but," said Alucard to Integra as Walter was on the phone with Scotland Yard in her office "I kind of miss Seras Victoria."

Integra, who was zoning out at the moment herd the last part and looked at him. She chuckled a bit. "Well, as soon as Walter is done talking to the morons at the police station I should call Satan to check the weather down there."

Alucard crossed his arms. He didn't think that was funny at all. "All I'm saying is that this place is pretty quiet without her whining and complaining." he growled "And I am now the only vampire/nonhuman here until she gets back. When ever that is."

At that moment Walter hung up the phone. There was a moment of silence and then he sighed. "It appears that five vampires attacked a bank and ran off." he said "It would just be easier if Alucard just go, these guys aren't that strong."

"Very well," said Alucard as he left "Don't wait for me."

A few minutes after Alucard left Integra got up and head to the door and stopped in front of it. "I know this sounds odd but I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen." she said "I don't know why but I just have it."

That's when the door swung open and hit her in the head causing her to fall down. It was Pip. "Have you seen Alucard and/or Sir Hellsing?" he asked then looked down and noticed Integra "Jeez I didn't know you were there."

"That's why you should knock first!" snapped Integra and then she hit him hard in the gut with her foot. "I hate people like you that don't THINK before they ACT!"

"You can just feel the love." Walter muttered to himself

As soon as Alucard found the Vampires they ran. "These five will be a cake walk." he muttered and shot one of them dead before they disappeared into a bordered up house. Alucard ran though the door and headed down a long hallway. "They can run but they can't hide from me." he muttered. As soon as he left the hallway and into a room Alucard herd someone laugh.

"OoOoOoOo," cried a voice "How come you are here Vampire? Turn back now I don't want any more visitors."

Alucard ignored the voice and looked in the kitchen. There was no one there so he headed back into the room. "They have to be here somewhere." he muttered then three humans ran passed him freaking out. "Wonder what that was all about."

That's when the laugh came again. This time Alucard could tell it was a woman. "OoOoOoOoO," she cried "You're an odd one, Vampire. You have one more chance to turn back because your so handsome." the woman laughed again "But stay have fun here while you can. OoOoOoOoOo."

He looked around and walked down into the basement. "Her voice sounds like its coming from down here." he muttered "This place is weird. No normal human would live here, so who is she?" The basement was covered in dust and cob webs. It didn't seem like anyone was there. "I know I wasn't hearing things, now where is that strange woman?"

"Awww, how sweet, er, I mean, oooooooooOoO," said the woman then appeared in front of Alucard. She was all white with a strange glow and long white hair. Her eyes and lips were not visible for some reason. She laughed again but this time she was pointing at him. She lowered her finger "You went from looking for other vampires to looking for me, Vampire. To bad that was a bad idea, for you at lest."

Alucard pulled out his gun as she raised her hand to the ceiling. That's when Alucard was hit with a pain like no other he's ever felt before. It made him drop his gun. "I –I can't….move." he muttered then passed out with the woman's laughter ringing in his ears.

The rain woke Alucard up. He looked around to find that he was outside of the house. "Damn," he muttered "My gun's missing and I can't find those vampires." he hit is fist against the ground, which made it hurt. "I haven't had a bad night like this since I was Dracula."

Has he got up he spotted one of the vampires looking nervous by a theater. He had a bag of money. Alucard walked towards the vampire and slowly pulled his other gun out and found it to be a little heavier than normal.

The vampire noticed Alucard and panicked. "Oh, shit!" he cried and ran down the nearby ally "this is not my night!"

Alucard ran after him as fast has he could but he felt like he was going slower than normal. "Stop right now and maybe I'll let you live." said Alucard as he put his gun away. Just as Alucard was a few feet from the vampire the back stage door swung open and he ran right into it. Why didn't I go though that! He thought to himself as he fell on his butt.

"There you are Vampire!" snarled a woman on the other side of the open door "Trying to run away won't help you now! Where's my money? I'm not in the mood for your games so just fork it over!"

"R-r-right h-here Miss!" the vampire cried "Please don't cut my head off! Just the way you wanted it." there was a pause "May I go to my friends now, Miss?"

The woman sighed. "Yeah, you can go," she said "But next time if you want to see a play BUY THE TICKETS you moron, instead of kill that guy! Understand?" she let him go then walked outside andclosed the door behind her.That's when shelooked over at Alucard and shook her head. "Man, it must suck to have a door hit you cause you're not fast enough, uh, human?"

"I'm not a human," Alucard growled as he got up off the wet ground "I'm a vampire."

The light above their heads came for someone in the theater turned it on. Alucard was confused at why he couldn't see her earlier. This odd woman had red hair and sapphire coloured eyes, probably twenty and as tall as he was. She started laughing. "That's rich, human!" she cried "So, tell me what Psychiatric ward did you escape from?" Alucard didn't say anything.So, she thought of a different way to say it."When will the men in white coats come to take you back to the happy hotel?"

He was not amused by that. Things were getting odd for he couldn't read her mind or sense anything about her. "Why don't you mind your own business," Alucard growled "Werewolf."

She looked around for a second then turned to Alucard. "Why don't you come in and we can talk about this without getting totally wet." she said then opened the door "What do you say 'vampire'?"

"Alright." he said and followed her in.

A man on the roof of a building across the street was watching them though binoculars. He called someone on his phone. "The plan worked, sir." he said "Alucard fell for the trap."

"Very good," said someone on the other end of the phone with a distorted voice "Keep an eye on him."