A/n: Got this idea from (the author) H o r i z o n s. If any of you are wondering; she writes Harry Potter fic and I like her story Dear fanfiction writers, and I PMed asking if I could Twilight-ify her idea, and she agreed.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Dear fanfiction writers,
If you didn't know already: I'm police chief. I wouldn't do that to Bella. Sure, I don't like her boyfriend/fiancé/husband/vampire, but that's no reason to go all crazy drunken Dad on her. Did I spell it out for you enough? Good.
Sincerely,
Chief Charlie Swan
A/n: First chapter. Cliché number one. (I.e. Edward leaves, and Charlie starts hitting Bella, Edward comes back and notices and goes more over-protective than he needs to be.) Review! And I'm Team Charlie.
