Whatsername: Um Johnny...You aren't gonna like this...
Johnny: What won't I like?
Whatsername: *Hands letter*
Johnny: I don't really wanna read a stupid letter. Now, if you can find Jimmy, then come talk to me.
Will: Just read it.
EG: It's about Jimmy.
Johnny: Dear cast of American Idiot, For 50 performances only, I will be taking the role of St. Jimmy. Blah fucking blah...Sincerely, Billie Joe Armstrong. *Gapes*
Heather: Hey guys!
Will: Where the hell have you been!
Heather: Ah, you know...With Jimmy.
Johnny: Wait, our Jimmy or new Jimmy?
Heather: Does it matter?
Whatsername: You're taking this surprisingly well, Johnny.
Johnny: Yeah...I know...*Starts balling*
Tunny: Here we go.
EG: *Smacks* How would you feel if I got replaced?
Tunny:...
Billie: Wassup people?
Johnny: You bitch! I'm gonna kill that bitch!
Billie: *Runs*
Johnny: *Chases*
Whasername: Well maybe he'll be a better influence on Johnny.
Will: Johnny's too dumb to get influenced by even the old Jimmy.
Heather: You should give him more credit. I mean, he's smart enough to get in Jimmy's pants.
Will: Speaking of getting in a guy's pants...Where's the baby?
Johnny: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
Billie: IT'S ONLY 50 PERFORMANCES! CALM DOWN!
Heather: Um...Hm...
Will: Where is the baby!
Heather: Well...Let's see...I know I took the bus today...
Will: You left our baby on the bus! HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU FOR—
Johnny: YOU BRING BACK MY LOVERBOY!
Cast: *Stares at Johnny*
Tunny: Your what?
Johnny:...
Heather: Anyways... I might not have so don't get worked up, Will.
Cast: *Goes back to listening to Will and Heather argue*
Will: You lost our damn kid! How am I supposed to not get worked up?
Billie: Can't you even get to know me or something?
Johnny: IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT AROUND HERE, PORCUPINE HEAD!
Billie: Okay, that's it. I know my hair is spiky, BUT NOBODY CALLS ME PORCUPINE HEAD! *Punches Johnny*
Mike: *Enters* What's going on here?
EG: Heather lost Will's and her baby.
Mike: Ooh. *Sits down next to Whatsername to listen in on argument*
Tre: *Enters* Oh my God! Did you guys read the last chapter!
Cast, Johnny, Billie and Mike: *Stares awkwardly*
Tre: Oops. This isn't my book club *Backs toward door*
Johnny: You're in a book club?
Tre: Yeah, we're reading Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Well, I'm gonna go find my book club now. *Backs out*
Billie: Uh...
Will: Anyways...HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A KID?
Johnny: Five second head start before I murder you.
Billie: Can I just say something?
Johnny: Nope. Times up. *Jumps on Billie's back*
Heather: It's not my fault! I was drunk!
Billie: RAPE!
Will: You were drunk? When?
Heather: Last night. I stopped to get the baby food, but there was this new bar, so we went in and—
Will: Wait, wait, wait. You took my baby to a bar?
Heather: Yeah, but I only stopped to get a drink and then...Well, everything's a bit fuzzy after that.
Johnny and Billie: *Laughing walks up to group*
Mike: You guys work out your issues?
Billie: I like this kid. He's not bad.
Johnny: Neither are you, Jimmy. *Winks and kisses Billie's cheek*
Cast and Mike:...
Tunny: They're high.
Everyone else: Yep.
Mike: Oh, I brought this over to celebrate, Billie. *Pulls out empty bottle of vodka*
Billie: *Takes it* Where is it?
Mike: I kinda got thirsty on the way over here...
Billie: *Throws bottle* Come on Johnny.
*Billie and Johnny walk away*
Tunny: Where are they...
Whatsername: I bet I can figure that out.
