Whatsername: Um Johnny...You aren't gonna like this...

Johnny: What won't I like?

Whatsername: *Hands letter*

Johnny: I don't really wanna read a stupid letter. Now, if you can find Jimmy, then come talk to me.

Will: Just read it.

EG: It's about Jimmy.

Johnny: Dear cast of American Idiot, For 50 performances only, I will be taking the role of St. Jimmy. Blah fucking blah...Sincerely, Billie Joe Armstrong. *Gapes*

Heather: Hey guys!

Will: Where the hell have you been!

Heather: Ah, you know...With Jimmy.

Johnny: Wait, our Jimmy or new Jimmy?

Heather: Does it matter?

Whatsername: You're taking this surprisingly well, Johnny.

Johnny: Yeah...I know...*Starts balling*

Tunny: Here we go.

EG: *Smacks* How would you feel if I got replaced?

Tunny:...

Billie: Wassup people?

Johnny: You bitch! I'm gonna kill that bitch!

Billie: *Runs*

Johnny: *Chases*

Whasername: Well maybe he'll be a better influence on Johnny.

Will: Johnny's too dumb to get influenced by even the old Jimmy.

Heather: You should give him more credit. I mean, he's smart enough to get in Jimmy's pants.

Will: Speaking of getting in a guy's pants...Where's the baby?

Johnny: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!

Billie: IT'S ONLY 50 PERFORMANCES! CALM DOWN!

Heather: Um...Hm...

Will: Where is the baby!

Heather: Well...Let's see...I know I took the bus today...

Will: You left our baby on the bus! HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU FOR—

Johnny: YOU BRING BACK MY LOVERBOY!

Cast: *Stares at Johnny*

Tunny: Your what?

Johnny:...

Heather: Anyways... I might not have so don't get worked up, Will.

Cast: *Goes back to listening to Will and Heather argue*

Will: You lost our damn kid! How am I supposed to not get worked up?

Billie: Can't you even get to know me or something?

Johnny: IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT AROUND HERE, PORCUPINE HEAD!

Billie: Okay, that's it. I know my hair is spiky, BUT NOBODY CALLS ME PORCUPINE HEAD! *Punches Johnny*

Mike: *Enters* What's going on here?

EG: Heather lost Will's and her baby.

Mike: Ooh. *Sits down next to Whatsername to listen in on argument*

Tre: *Enters* Oh my God! Did you guys read the last chapter!

Cast, Johnny, Billie and Mike: *Stares awkwardly*

Tre: Oops. This isn't my book club *Backs toward door*

Johnny: You're in a book club?

Tre: Yeah, we're reading Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Well, I'm gonna go find my book club now. *Backs out*

Billie: Uh...

Will: Anyways...HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A KID?

Johnny: Five second head start before I murder you.

Billie: Can I just say something?

Johnny: Nope. Times up. *Jumps on Billie's back*

Heather: It's not my fault! I was drunk!

Billie: RAPE!

Will: You were drunk? When?

Heather: Last night. I stopped to get the baby food, but there was this new bar, so we went in and—

Will: Wait, wait, wait. You took my baby to a bar?

Heather: Yeah, but I only stopped to get a drink and then...Well, everything's a bit fuzzy after that.

Johnny and Billie: *Laughing walks up to group*

Mike: You guys work out your issues?

Billie: I like this kid. He's not bad.

Johnny: Neither are you, Jimmy. *Winks and kisses Billie's cheek*

Cast and Mike:...

Tunny: They're high.

Everyone else: Yep.

Mike: Oh, I brought this over to celebrate, Billie. *Pulls out empty bottle of vodka*

Billie: *Takes it* Where is it?

Mike: I kinda got thirsty on the way over here...

Billie: *Throws bottle* Come on Johnny.

*Billie and Johnny walk away*

Tunny: Where are they...

Whatsername: I bet I can figure that out.