Sorry Jelsa shippers, but I think Icebreaker needs me more. I debated putting this in Steven Universe crossovers but...meh. Start the fic.

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"I know I'm not that short."

Ralph rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, thinking about how the height difference between himself and Elsa was painfully obvious.

"I know I'm not that smart."

Ralph looked at a sign which read 'Game jumping in to other games = risky. Gaming jumping in to alternate realities = stupidly dangerous'. However, merely shrugged his shoulders going in to the tunnel which would lead him to Elsa's world.

"Let me wreck my way in to your heart. Let me wreck my way in to your heart!"

Ralph did have to stop when he came across a brick wall blocking his path. However, he cracked his knuckles and brought down the wall with a single punch. He was delighted to find Elsa waiting for him on the other side.

"I know I'm not that rich..." walking in to town with Elsa Ralph suddenly became aware of the hobo rags he wore, feeling uncomfortable with the gazes of the townspeople. "I'm trying to get my start." Ralph held up a sign which read 'Professional Wrecker for Higher', sadly only to be ignored.

"So let me wreck my way in to your heart. Let me wreck my way in to your heart!"

Ralph seemed a little down, but Elsa held his arm comfortingly making him smile.

"And if we look out of place..." Other Elsa shippers broke the fourth wall to protest against Ralph and Elsa's relationship with angry picket signs. "Well Baby that's okay..." Ralph picked up Elsa carrying her bridal style to the tunnel he came in. "I'll take us in to outer space..." the tunnel eventually led them to Game Central Station. "where we can't hear what shippers say." The shippers tried to follow them in but they got stopped by the Surge Protector.

"I know I don't have a plan..." Ralph looked at the other game entrances, but couldn't seem to decide which one was best for some alone time. "I'm still working on that part."

Elsa picked Minecraft for him which just seemed to make sense to Ralph.

"But so long as I have my two giant hands..." Elsa and Ralph looked a giant wall of minecraft ground. Ralph told Elsa to stay put while he got to work. "You can let me wreck my way in to your heart." Ralph started to pound the wall doing multiple damages to it in various places. "Let me wreck my way in to your heart!"

With one final punch he was finished.

"Let me wreck my way in to your heeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrttttt..."

Elsa stood amazed, Ralph had created a giant sculpture of him and her holding each other.