Here is a Kuja/Zidane/Cloud fic for darkhaseo90

I hope he likes it.

Once again, I make Zidane a blubbering teenager, but don't worry, he won't be like that all the time.


"I hope everyone won't be a bitch to me like last time, otherwise I won't guarantee I'll come out with my full MP."

"I'm sure they've gotten over themselves since last year."

Kuja and myself, Zidane Tribal, walked toward our respective meeting areas. Cosmos Warriors met up at the World of Darkness, and the Chaos Warriors at Ultimecia's Castle.

"I hate that place. I could never battle properly there, too many walls." Kuja complained.

"Well, you won't be battling there. Look, just don't get yourself killed, alright. I wouldn't tell anyone of our relationship just yet. They might come after me, or more importantly, you. I love you Kuja."

I stood on the tip of my toes, and kissed Kuja. He took it to the next level by grabbing me into a body crushing hug, and forcing his tongue into my mouth. After about two minutes of ravishing my mouth, Kuja released me.

"I love you too Zidane."

I looked at Kuja, my insides filled with a wonderful, warmfluffy feeling.

"I'll see you later, my wonderful Kuja..."

I must have looked and sounded like a lovesick puppy. My eyes were half lidded, and I wore a sloppy smile.

Kuja smiled, and I heard him laugh a little as he walked away.


"Hey everyone!" I greeted.

Everyone was in a big group, huddled together.

"Zidane!" Bartz exclaimed.

I ran up between him and Squall, throwing my arms around them.

"Jeez, I've missed you guys!"

"I have to say Zidane, I've missed you too." Squall muttered.

"Hey Zidane, I've heard that you're going out with Kuja, is that true?" Tidus asked.

"Yeah, I saw you two swapping spit on your way here." Bartz added.

I blushed madly, closing my eyes, turning my head away from the group.

"Well... Yeah... I guess..." I laughed nervously.

Everybody smiled as I continued to blush. Everybody, save for one person.

"It's just wrong..." A monotonous voice sounded.

My eyes snapped open, in Cloud's direction. I walked over to him, wanting to look him in the eyes, but I was too short of stature to reach even his shoulders.

"What did you say?" I shouted, louder than I intended. I glared up at him. "Take that BACK!"

"I never go back on my word."

I screamed and leaped towards Cloud, daggers ready. But before he was an inch away from me, Bartz, Squall and Cecil had jumped on me holding me back.

"No! I'm fed up of people making fun of Kuja! He's changed!" I sobbed.

"Zidane, come here..." I heard a motherly voice offer.

Terra walked over to me and embraced me. I started to cry into her chest.

"There there... Come now... No one is making fun of Kuja..."

I liked Terra. She was full of magicks, and that reminded me of home. In the end, I must have dropped off; as the next thing I knew was that I was dreaming.


"Hardly befitting of a Cosmos Warrior." Cloud muttered.

"Come on now, how old is he? Sixteen at the most. He's going through a tough time in his life, especially people judging him due to his sexuality, plus he's going out with, who's basically his brother." Firion said, Warrior of Light nodding in agreement.

"Yes, we shall give Zidane some space when he awakens."


Kuja walked through the doors, and all eyes were on him.

"Look who's finally decided to show up." Ultimecia grumbled.

"Well I'm sorry, but I had to see someone off."

"You talk about your brother, yes? Truly disgusting that you have fallen in love with a Cosmos Warrior." The Emperor spoke.

"Oh please Emperor. Everybody knows you want to fuck the Warrior of Light."

The Emperor flinched, discomfort shown in his expression.

"Hit a raw nerve, have I?"

The Emperor held himself for an attack spell. Kuja did the same. An Ultima spell should make quick work of this idiot. But as Kuja readied the spell, he was bombarded with those swords of Ultimecia's.

She took Kuja by surprise, it was a critical hit. Kuja lay on the floor, gasping for air.

"That was just unfair." He announced.

"So is this."

Kuja was hit by a powerful Flare attack. It hit him before he could even recover from Ultimecia's spell.

"Maybe I should finish you off. Do what that monkey boy could never do."

Before The Emperor had a chance to unleash another attack, Jecht stood in front of Kuja.

"Leave the kid alone. You're all just a bunch of hateful people, you know that? I know that I could never kill my son, no matter what anyone says. And I know that Golbez would never kill Cecil either. What makes Kuja so different from me or him?" Jecht grabbed Kuja and started to shake him, "Wake up kid."

"Ngh..."

"The pathetic fool cannot even take two attacks without passing out."

"I'm not unconscious..."

Kuja stood up, spitting out blood, dusting himself off.

"If you please, I have somewhere to be. Thank you Jecht."

Kuja walked away, head held up high. But when he left the area, he collapsed to his knees.

"Damn it!"

Kuja walked, or rather, limped towards the World of Darkness.


I finally came to, my eyes fluttering open to find Terra's face.

"Ah, Terra, everyone, I'm sorry for my behaviour." I said,

getting up out of Terra's hold.

"It's perfectly fine Zidane." The Warrior of Light spoke up.

"Thank you."

I stood up and stretched my arms and my tail. I straightened myself out and smiled.

"I'm alright now... Cloud, I sorry I went insane on you, but you gave me a valid reason to."

"I just don't understand how you can love someone that is so different from yourself."

"Yes, but it's usually the opposites that attract, isn't it?"

"Hmph."

When Luneth suddenly gasped, I swivelled around to see what had surprised him so. My field of vision was met with Kuja; my heart momentarily fluttered, but as he limped closer, I could see the obvious damage. Blood trickled from his mouth, he was badly bruised and bloody gashes littered his body.

Despite all this, Kuja smiled when he saw me.

"K... Ku..." I couldn't bring myself to speak. I felt myself tear up.

"Zidane, it's nothing that bad, what's gotten you so upset?"

I ran towards him and began to babble nonsensical drivel.

"Come on now Zidane... I love you too... Shhh..."

After hearing Kuja's soothing voice, I calmed down.

"I'm sorry Kuja; I'm feeling really emotional today."

"It's not your fault. You can tell me about it later, over some emotional sex."

He says it as if it's such a normal thing to say in a conversation.

"Kuja, do you mind? Luneth is standing right over there."

"Oh yes, my bad. How old is he? Like eight or nine?"

"I don't know, I think he may be short for his age."

"Just like someone else I know then."

"Hey, I have feelings you know!"

Kuja merely laughed it off.

"My wounds are starting to trouble me. Shall we be off?"

"Yeah, sure, let me just say goodbye to everyone first."

I ran over to the group, and shouted my goodbyes, saying I would see them tomorrow, and ran back to Kuja.

"You never did tell me how everyone trashed you over there..."

"Ah well... They had found out about you and me, and the usual two did not approve. But Jecht came to my rescue, I hate to admit it, but he saved my hide back there."

I knew who Kuja meant by the usual two. The Emperor and Ultimecia of course. I felt sorry for Firion and Squall.