This is a parody version of "Who's on First?", an original baseball comedy routine that is considered the best comedy routine of the 20th century(Last year my Communication Arts(reading class….basically) teacher played it for us…it was hilarious! Even though I didn't get it the first time she played it) Of course it is edited so that it works with Quidditch. So…I guess that is enough explained….here goes!
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WHO'S THE SEEKER
It was a sunny day outside of Hogwart's castle. Draco and Harry had just unexpectedly bumped into each other on the Quidditch field. They talked friendly for a tad bit until…
HARRY: Well, Malfoy, I suppose I shall be seeing you later. Head Master Dumbledore gave me the job as manager of the Gryffindor team and practice is soon.
DRACO: Look Potter, I can't possibly understand why he would a give a git like you that job. Do you even know the players' names?
HARRY: I certainly do.
DRACO: Well you know I've never met these guys. You'll have to tell me their names.
HARRY: Oh, I'll tell you their names. But you know, it seems to me they give these Quidditch players now-a-days peculiar names.
DRACO: You mean funny names?
HARRY: Strange names…pet names..like Magic Martin.
DRACO: His brother Martin.
HARRY: Martin Martin….
DRACO: And their French cousin.
HARRY: French?
DRACO: Goofe
HARRY: Goofe Martin. Well, let's see, we have on the brooms, Who's the Seeker, What's a Keeper and I Don't Know's a Beater.
DRACO: That's what I want to find out.
HARRY: I say Who's the Seeker, What's a Keeper, I Don't Know's a Beater.
HERMOINE: What about the Chasers and the other Beater?
HARRY and DRACO: -stares at her weirdly for popping in out of nowhere-
HARRY: Where is the other Beater and--
DRACO: Wait, Potter. Are you the manager?
HARRY: Yes.
DRACO: You're gonna be the coach too?
HARRY: -annoyed- Yes.
HERMOINE: And you don't know the players' names?
HARRY: Well I should.
DRACO: Well then who's the seeker?
HARRY: Yes.
HERMOINE: He means the guy's name.
HARRY: Who!
DRACO: The Seeker!
HARRY: -raises voice- Who!
HERMOINE: The guy playing..
HARRY: -shouting- Who's the Seeker!
DRACO: -shouts back- I'm asking who is the Seeker!
HARRY: -still shouting- That's the guy's name!!!!
HERMOINE: That's who's name?
HARRY: Yes!
DRACO: Well go ahead and tell us.
HARRY: That's it.
DRACO: That's who?
HARRY: Yes.
DRACO: Oh…..
HERMOINE: I still don't get it.
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How was that for a remake/parody/whatever you want to call it? Of course I had to mess it up and throw in a third person even though it was originally performed by two comedians….anyway…write a review. I love reviews -hugs to everybody who reviews-
