I don't own anything. All rights go to J K Rowling!

Warning, complete crack, got stuck on what to come up with when was given Hagrid's hut for the Russian Roulette challenge, and ended up coming with a personal ad from Hagrid in the daily prophet for deadly creatures to come visit lol.

Daily Prophet

Personal ads.

Wanted

Are ye a magical animal?

Are ye dangerous?

Der ye feel like eatin' others sometimes?

Eatin' humans perhaps?

Do yer feel like yer all alone?

Are ye a giant spider who just wants to find a home?

Or perhaps a dragon dats just highly misunderstood.

Don't worry!

All are welcome here at Hagrid's hut!

The bigger and more dangerous, the more there is to love!

If interested, please contact Hagrid the Gamekeeper

At Hogwarts School of Wizardry.

He'll take you in, big or small.

So come one, and come all!

Down to Hagrid's hut, he'll love you all!

Warning: any loss of limbs or lost family members to other animal's dinners are not under protection by Hagrid.