Anakin VS. The Lifeguard

By ejbgames

Steam rose into the air as a hover-board and a hover-droid floated above extremely hot red lava. On the hover-board was an older man who looked very stressed, and was carrying a lightsaber, facing the man on the hover-droid. The younger man on the hover-droid carried a lightsaber as well, and had an expression of hatred on his twisted face. In just an instant, they started to clash lightsabers with each other, the older one defending himself while the younger was swinging his lightsaber as hard as he could; hating and killing the older man was his main priority. Then, in another instant, the younger man flipped off of his hover-droid, spinning around in midair, and landed on the hover-board, facing the other man. Then they continued to clash lightsabers, and finally held their lightsabers against each other's, trying to push each other backward.

"Anakin, the chancellor is evil!" the older man cried.

"In my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" Anakin cried back.

"Well then you are lost!"

After staring at each other and holding lightsabers for 5 hours, 4 minutes, and 3 seconds, Anakin finally said, "You have met your end, Obi-Wan! DIE!" Then he kept on yelling, "DIE! DIE!" as he swung his lightsaber like a fool."

"Well I have bad news!" Obi-Wan said.

"I'm not listening! I'm not listening!"

"The lifeguard woke up!"

Anakin held his hands to his ears, singing, "La, la la la la la la…!"

In another instant, it turned there was no lava, but instead water that was died orange, the hovering objects were just a raft and an inner tube, and the men were just two little kids carrying small, blue, metal pipes and playing Star Wars. The kid that was Obi-Wan climbed the gate and hid behind a bush, while the other kid's ears hurt as someone blew a whistle from above. A guy from a tower in a bathing suit cried, "Who dyed the pool orange?"

The hiding kid watched in horror, murmuring to himself, "My brother is not a criminal. My brother is not a criminal."

The kid on the raft yelled, "If you tell anyone about this, and you run away like a coward instead of dueling me, I'll dump garbage into the pool!"

Then the lifeguard leaped from the chair and landed on the inner tube. The kid tossed him the other kid's pipe, which he had dropped, and they immediately started dueling. After clashing pipes for 5 days, 4 hours, 3 minutes, and 2 seconds, it seemed that the lifeguard was winning because the kid was losing balance. Then a BANG sound was heard and the lifeguard fell into the pool. The hiding kid had thrown his pipe at the lifeguard from behind.

When the lifeguard rose to the surface, he discovered that he was completely orange.

"Now," said his oppenent. "If you don't tell anyone about this, we can clean the pool in just an instant!"

"Alright, alright!" cried the lifeguard. "As long as you don't hit me again!"

After quickly vacuuming all of the orange dye from the pool using their invention, the "Dye Killer", the other kid said, "C'mon, bro! Let's go to the locker room and play the Death Star duel!"

6 hours, 5 minutes, and 4 seconds later, the lifeguard's voice could be heard from outside the locker room, yelling, "Who painted the locker room black?"