Authors Note: This is going to be continued whenever I feel like it. This could follow along my 'The Meeting' Series or it can be read alone. This is purely for comedy and fun. I don't own anything and I mean no disrespect to the creators.

Phineas and Ferb sat in the backyard under their tree planning what they were gonna do that day.

"Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna-" Phineas glanced at his step-brother "No, I always know what we're going to do. It's your turn Ferb, it's only fair. So old brother of mine, what do YOU wanna do today?"

Ferb's eyes widened before he smiled and nodded. The green haired boy raced out of the backyard leaving a trail of dust behind. Phineas casually waited under the tree, he scratched the back of his head and looked around boredly.

Eventually Ferb came back with a blowtorch and a jar of mayonnaise. He walked up to the screen and began torching it.

"Whoa! Whoa! Ferb, what are you doing?" Phineas holds his hands out to stop him.

Ferb lifted up his face shield and handed the red head a blueprint.

"You want to destroy the fourth wall?" Phineas raised an eyebrow.

The British boy nodded in return.

"Well…okay. I guess there's no real harm in doing that. Just be careful"

Ferb gave him a thumbs up and got back to work. Phineas watched him.

Isabella came through the gate "Watcha Doin?"

"Ferb's breaking the fourth wall"

"Oh"

The two watch the green haired boy silently.

"I think he's almost through" Isabella pointed out.

"Yup…" Phineas' looked around "Hey, Where's Perry?"

"He's at Dr. D's" Ferb told him.

"Oh yeah…I wonder how he's doing"

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeeeed!

"Behold! My Fourth Wall Rebuild-inator!"

Perry rolled his eyes through his cage. Honestly he had enough of the fourth wall in their 'The Meeting' adventure. The whole thing was just really stressful. Of course he was happy the boys regained their memories and became friends with Doofenshmirtz, but the whole ordeal was just random and sketchy. NattyMc really could have done better.

"Backstory time! I am SICK of people breaking the fourth wall. And it's not just because of that whole adventure we went through a while back where everyone was constantly breaking the fourth wall, no. As I watch television I see more and more people breaking the fourth wall! Pokémon did it! Looney Tunes did it! Phineas and Ferb did it! (Not your owners, the show in general) I just did it! See? Everyone breaks the fourth wall! But not anymore! With this machine I will fix every fourth wall in the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA! And outside of this show too. See? I did it again! It just can't be helped. And the thing is, I'm not doing any REAL harm. I'm sure you're just as sick of it as I am, am I right?"

Perry nodded.

"I thought so. Now watch as I rebuild THE FOURTH WALL!" Doofenshmirtz presses the button and the room was engulfed in a white flash.

"Did it work?" The scientist looked around and saw that Perry had escaped his cage "Hey, how did you escape?"

The platypus sighed and handed the doctor a piece of paper. Doofenshmirtz took the paper and read it.

You do know you're breaking the fourth wall by trying to fix the fourth wall, right?"

Doofenshmirtz crumpled the paper in his hands and shook in frustration "CURSE YOU IMAGINARY WALL AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE IN A TRADITIONAL THREE-WALLED SET!"

Perry shook his head and jet packed out the window.

Flynn-Fletcher Residence.

"Alright Ferb! You're almost there!" Phineas cheered.

"Just what do you think you're doing?" Candace marched out into the backyard.

"Ferb's breaking the fourth wall"

"Ooo! I'm telling mom!" She ran in the house and you could hear her scream in the distance "MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!"

Phineas and Isabella shrugged before continuing to watch in anticipation as the Brit forcefully slammed a sledgehammer against the almost broken wall.

"Keep going Ferb! You're almost there!"

"Now I can get my 'I witnessed someone breaking the fourth wall patch'…literally!"

Buford and Baljeet walked into the yard.

"Hello friends" Baljeet waved "Uh, what are you doing?"

"Ferb's breaking the fourth wall" Phineas said.

"Aiyee! You cannot do that! You must stop immediately!" Baljeet tried to stop the Brit but Phineas pulled him back.

"I don't get it, what's the big deal?"

"What's the big deal? Phineas, the fourth wall is what keeps US here and THEM out there!"

"Who's them?"

"The people who watch this show!"

"Nice going Nerd! You were so busy trying to protect the fourth wall that you broke the fourth wall" Buford said.

"Oh no! What have I done? I must get out of here, I am a disgrace to philosophy!" The nerd ran out of the yard.

Buford shrugged "This is boring, later Dinnerbell" The bully left.

Just then a flash of light rebuilt the broken wall.

"Wow. Bummer Ferb" Phineas frowned "And you were so close to destroying the fourth wall too, do you wanna try and build something else instead? There's a whole bunch of blueprints that we can- Ferb?"

Ferb threw the blowtorch down in frustration, stomped on it and stomped into the house. He ran upstairs and you could hear a door slam.

Phineas and Isabella stared after him.

"So…how about a romantic dinner for two? No Zucchini's I promise" Isabella joked.

"Sure"

"Wait what?"

"I said sure" Phineas smiled.

"Alright where's the catch?" Isabella frowned and walked up to the camera.

"What catch?"

"Every time there's a Phinebella moment on this show I always get rejected in some way, shape or form. Where's the catch?"

"Isabella I don't know what you're talking about"

Isabella continued to search the wall "What's gonna happen this time? Is Ferb coming with us?"

"No-"

"Am I getting my memory wiped?"

"Isabella calm down!"

"How can I calm down when Dan Povenmire and Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh are out to ruin my love life!"

"What?"

"Well that's it! No more! Isabella Garcia Shapiro is out, PEACE!" She held up a peace sign and stomped out the gate.

Phineas raised an eyebrow "What is it about the fourth wall that gets people so crazy? It's the fifth wall we all should be worried about!"

Perry walked into the backyard.

"Oh there you are Perry!" Phineas picked up his pet "How was your fight with Dr. D?"

Perry chattered.

"Him too huh? It seems the fourth wall is upsetting everyone today. Someone should really do something about this…that's it! I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow!"

The platypus smiled, happy to see his owner so enthusiastic.

"I'm gonna build the fifth wall!"

Perry's eyes widened.