Notes: I am Bandit. Does that clear it up for you? I should hope so because I will start writing now.
The Problem
Setting: A small building across from the setting of Titanic (And that fateful day when the fanfic writers…well…you know what happened.)
A young women walks across the street with two dolls in her hand.
She pauses at the door, and then after a few moment s hesitation, goes in.
"Hello…erm…" The secretary checked her card. "Bandi-" Bandit whipped out a harpoon gun and shot the secretary.
"Bandit!! We talked about this at our last session!!! And that's the fifth secretary in the row I've had to hire!!" Shouted the doctor from the stairs.
Bandit sighed.
"I know I know. I'm sorry Dr. Mcoy. It's just…
When I get bored…Tings like this-" She gestured to the harpoon.
"-get stuck in me hand and well…"
She glanced regretfully at the deceased note-taker.
"I know." The doctor smiled uneasily as Bandit tried to remove the harpoon.
"This is MINE!!" She said and tugged it out with a gasp.
"Now-now Bandit, see we don't *like* weapons here…Breath in breath out breath in….breath out…"
The doctor instructed, backing fearfully away into the corner.
Bandit nodded and kissed her Gambit doll lovingly.
"_I_ know…"
*Now chere, you gotta kill 'em all!!! We're both bored ain't dat right cherie? So de only way to do tings 'roun here is ta use violence!*
Said the little Gambit voice that always came in her head, that obviously was her doll.
*Mein Gott! All you think about is killing killing killing!! You have to torture them first! Like locking them in a barn in a fire, or having them shot or skewered!!! Not just killed Mein Fruend.*
Said the little German voice.
"Both of you are WRONG!!! SO WRONG!!!" Bandit shouted out loud, startling Dr. Mcoy into running out the door.
*Afta' 'im cherie!!!* Cheered Gambit and Bandit found herself holding a semi automatic and a gasoline pump and, to top it off, a match.
*Just to make things a bit fun.* Commented the Furry Blue Elf on her shoulder.
"Yay!!! No longer bored am I!!" Yelled Bandit as she lit the gas and threw it after the doctor.
Notes: I'm bored. I really am.
I need serious help. Really.
This story had no point so don't get too mad at me for posting it.
I just drank Jolt. That should clear some things up for ya'll.
