Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Please don't write so many stories about me cheating on Percy. I would never do that! I hope not! Percy, you shut up! Anyway, please stop writing those stories.

Love, Annabeth and Percy.

Dear Writers,

I wish you wouldn't write about me dating Percy! It is extremely weird. He's my cousin, for Jupiter's sake! It's highly embarrassing!

Jason

Dear Punks,

Stop pairing me with my cousin, Nico.

Thalia, Lieutenant of Artemis