Hi! This is Agent 00Weebo. I have never written these before so give me some slack. This is my first shot and I hope I did well. Here goes...

Katie*: Heero! Heero! Here she comes! Ready! Steady! Fire!

::Girlish scream and a very loud bang::

Laura*: Yes! Great job, Heero! You got her!

::Katie has run to the girl's side and is now poking her with an evil glint in her eye::

Katie: HeeHee. Muhahaha! Are you awake, little Relena? Thought Heero loved you, eh? Well, you're wrong...umm...I mean, you were wrong!! HeeHee!!

Laura: Ok, I never liked her either, but now you're just scaring me.

Heero: Yeah.

Katie: Uh...*"wakes up"*...sorry about that. I got a little carried away. You wanna go grab a burger?

Laura & Heero: Yeah!

::The trio goes to a fast food place and are enjoying themselves when the door suddenly bursts open, a violent storm appears out of nowhere, and everyone but the three disappear::

Relena Peacecraft: HeeHee! I'm here...umm...I mean, Herrre's Johnny!!

::Heero pulls a chicken out of his spandex shorts and throws it on the floor. Relena starts chasing it with a strange, Katie sort of look::

Relena: HaHaHa! Watch me chase the monkey! Pop goes the weasel! Here little monkey! Soowee, soowee! Here monkey, monkey, monkey!

Laura: What the hell??!!

Heero: Everyone I kill comes back to life as crazy as me!

Katie: That explains why you always miss Duo.

Heero: Actually, I've killed him many times already.

Laura: Wait a minute! Did you say you're crazy?

::Heero laughs maniacally and begins to chase the girls::

Laura & Katie: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Heero: Watch me chase the monkeys! Pop goes the weasel! Here little monkeys...

Thus ends my story. I hope you enjoyed it and review it well. Please keep in mind, this is my first try and any pointers will be highly appreciated! Thanx 4 reading!

*Katie and Laura are friends of mine who hate Relena and LOVE Heero.