Shigure's cheezy Pick up lines

"Hey Tohru you've been a very bad girl get in my room" shigure said "eh?" Shigure kept throwing the pick up lines at her "I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?, I've been wondering do you're your lips taste as good as they look?, are you a pirate cause I want cha booty," (Tohru has a throb mark omg) "are you a parking ticket cause you have FINE written all over you, do you know karate cause your body is kickin,(tohru starts to get pissed off) is your last name cambell cause youre mmm mmm good,what do you and the weather have in common your both hot!" Shigure was about to spout more when BANG!

Mean while Yuki/Kyo pov

BANG! "what was that!" kyo shoated "I don't know we better find out" Yuki said and they both ran inside "miss Honda are you-" Yuki stopped when he saw Tohru's elbow jammed into Shigures head shigure had a huge bump "ow" he whined Tohru had a pissed off and annoyed look on her face "what happened" Kyo asked confused Tohru walked past us "hey where are you going?" he yelled "the roof I need to cool off" she yelled over her shoulder "did you know she could that pissed off?" Yuki asked Kyo "I didn't think she had the feeling man she was pissed" Kyo said still shocked "so what do you think shigure did to piss her off?" after Shigure explained what happened "you said that? I'd get pissed too" Kyo shoated "I agree" Yuki nodded Tohru came back down and apologized and from then on Kyo, Yuki, and Shigure learned do not piss off tohru.