This story is not for people under the age of 80. That is all.


One day Kiba was sitting in his Ninja Stealthy-Bomber class. Iruka stood at the front of the room with his usual happy-go-lucky-nothings-wrong smile.

"Today class, have a new student." Said Iruka. Suddenly the door opened and in came the most beautiful thing Kiba had ever laid eyes on. Some kid walked into the classroom with his pet potato.

"Class please welcome Death the Kid and his pet Potato Morris!" Kiba stood in aw staring at the boy's sexy ass potato. 'Potato Morris,' Kiba thought to himself. 'I like the sound of that…'

"Please have a seat wherever you'd like! Oh! But I'm afraid your Potato is so big, he's going to have to have his own seat…" I looked at the seat next to me. DAMN! Stupid Naruto always having to get in the way of the game. Death the kid frowned and said "Well Alright then. . ." He dragged himself to a seat next to a pink haired annoying girl who seemed to be staring awfully close at him. But poor Morris looked around nervously, he didn't know anybody in this class; he was a potato!

Kiba saw Morris look in his direction. At that point, he gave Naruto a swift kick in the ass. Sending him flying out his seat and through the window. "DATTEBAYOOOOoooo. . .oh shit!" You could hear faintly, followed by a loud explosion that scared Morris scared. "Oh dear, look like he landed on a mine" Said Iruka. Then you heard loud barking and Naruto screaming in pain. "I guess he got so startled by the mines he ran into Kakashi's backyard too. Well class, the lesson for today is never go in Kakashi's backyard. . .Alright recess get out. . ."

As I walked outside, the sun light hit me in the eye. 'Ow' I thought. 'That kinda hurt. . . Starting to sting my eyes . . .' Kiba eyes began to water from the light. Potato Morris came hopping by. 'Oh no! If he sees me like this it will look like I'm crying!' Quickly Kiba wiped his eyes, but he got a good look at Morris's lumpy skin, hairy chest, and beautiful moldy eyes. "Dear god" Kiba said quietly to himself. "What did I do to deserve to even lay eyes on such a gift from heaven." "What did you say?" Potato Morris said turning to Kiba."I said!. . . nothing.. Mr. Morris.."

"Well alright then…" Said the Potato.

After that Potato Morris and Kiba had hot sweaty ass sex. THE END! :D