We deleted our Twin Tournament story because it wasn't doing very good. So we thought of this, a murderer among the Smashers. We own nothing.


It all started one peaceful morning at the Smash Mansion. Bowser and Ganondorf were sleeping in because it was their turn to clean the Lobby after Sunday night as the adults had nachos and beer while watching Nintendo Football. As the intercom built into all parts of the mansion stated for Marth, Bowser, Zelda, Young Link, and Ganondorf to head ASAP to Master Hand's office, the two evildoers simply ignored it and went back to sleep, but not for long until Master Hand said this in the intercom:

"Bowser, Ganondorf, if you two come up to my office, I promise I will allow you two to use steroids in the Tournament so you can win easily."

While the other smashers heard this and were furious, Bowser and Ganondorf heard and were in the office in less than 5 minutes.

"Glad to see you two." Master Hand said when they came in. Marth, Zelda and Young Link were waiting impatiently.

"So, what's this about, Master Hand?" Marth asked.

"I feel we need to get in touch with the outside world so-"

"But there's a river between here and the world!" Ganondorf interrupted.

"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted," Master Hand grumbled as he looked towards Ganondorf. "I want the five of you to build a bridge over the river so outsiders can come here and admire our mansion and swim in the pool."

"OBJECTION!" Ganondorf shouted.

But Master Hand simply ignored him and said, "Get started at noon".At 12:00, they headed out to the river with wood, nails and a saw. The gap was 50 meters long over a river flowing very, very fast about 70 meters below. The water was 20 feet in depth and led to a waterfall.

They began to work and worked for 6 hours and then they were finally done. They were about to leave, but zelda said, "I'm not sure this wood is strong enough. What if someone falls through!"

Bowser said, "O.K., we'll test it; Young Link, run across the bridge and back." Link, being the hero of time and having thetriforce of courage, ran across the bridge and back, without falling through.

"The test only worked because Young Link is only 10 and not very heavy. I don't think this bridge could hold an average person." Zelda remarked.

" Stop being a smartass, Zelda. You can fix by yourself if you don't think it'll work, can't you?" Marth said. While the others went back to the mansion, Zelda stayed and worked on making the bridge stronger. But Zelda was only working for 10 minutes until Dr.Mario crossed it to go into town to get medicine as he didn't have any and Jigglypuff was feeling very sick. But, since Dr.Mario was an average weighted person, he fell through the bridge into the flowing water.

"HELP" was what the doctor was trying to say but couldn't stay on the surface long enough for anyone to hear him, but Zelda saw him and dived in to save him. After a few short minutes, they came to a waterfall, but Zelda saw a branch where Dr. Mario could grab.

Desperatley, she cried out, "DR.MARIO! GRAB THE BRANCH! HURRY!" But Dr. Mario couldn't hear Zelda over the roar of the falls nor could he see the branch. Zelda watched in horror as the doctor vanished over the edge of the falls. She heard his one last yell as she grabbed the branch, beggining to weep.

It was 6:30 when Zelda was back at the mansion. She saw Bowser, Ganondorf, Marth, and Young Link standing at the door. The princess only gave them an evil glare. As she went in, Link ran up to her and asked, "What happened?"

Zelda only replied, " I need to see master hand." As she faced master hand, he asked, "What happened to you, why are you so wet?" Zelda told of what happend to Dr. Mario and of his unfortunate death.

As you could probably guess, Master Hand was not happy with the news about Dr.Mario dying. He told Zelda to tell the other four bridge workers to report to his office. When they got there, Master Hand told them about Dr.Mario.

"Oops." Marth said quietly.

"OOPS?!?!?!?! YOU FIVE HAVE KILLED A SMASHER! OOPS WON'T BRING DR.MARIO BACK TO LIFE! OOPS WON'T STOP ME SAYING THIS! OOPS WON'T BRING BACK YOU FIVE'S PRIVELIGE TO COMPETE IN TOURNAMENTS!!!!" Master Hand roared angrily.

"But, Master Hand, Zelda tried to tell us the bridge wasn't strong enough, but" Young link said, but stopped in the middle of his sentence to look back at the other three, all with looks on their faces that said, "Don't even think about it." and then looked at Zelda who whispered "Tell him the truth" quietly so Master Hand couldn't hear. "But?" Master Hand grumbled. "But, we didn't listen." Marth, Bowser, and Ganondorf were ready to kill Young Link. "Is this true Zelda?" Zelda nodded. "Then it's settled. You four are hereby permanently banned from participating in Smash Tournaments. Though you may compete in friendly battles. Now head to the Dining Room to eat dinner while you think about how lazy you are."

At dinner, the smashers, hearing what happened to Dr. Mario, gave no other notice to Ganondorf, Bowser, Marth, or Young Link other than evil glares. The only comfort Zelda got was from Link. Later that night, one of the banned smashers picked up a dagger...


Well that's the first chapter. The next chapter is about Dr. Mario's funeral and the first victim. In case you're wondering, Sonic and Ike would've won the twin tournament.